Me: k gotta get changed to ride!
Mother Nature: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Me: CRAP
Mother Nature: it's a new month
Me: oh no.
Mother Nature: lol
Me: the gate is open
The stream is flowing
The Red Sea exists!
Me: *freaking out in bathroom*
Me: *clawing through cabinets like crazed monkey*
Me: VICTORY
*successfully changes*
Lulu: what took you so long?
Me: girl I don't wanna talk about it