You ran down the stairs hoping it would be one of your brothers but when you heard "OPEN THE GOD DAMN DOOR BEFORE I BREAK IT DOWN SEOKJIN! TODAY YOU LEARN NEVER TO MESS WITH JUNGKOOK" you stopped dead in your tracks. Jin would kill you if anything in his house got even a tiny little scratch, and would kill you twice if anyone of your brothers walked in on you and caught you in the middle of abrawl. So you went back to your room and grabbed the phone

me: OMG WOT DO YOU WANT

Kooks: DING DONG

BITCH

me: Suck my dick hoe

Kooks: no but I'll chop it fr you

Open the damn door!

me: I'm not at home

Kooks: Then how did you know I was banging on your door?

me: ooo smart

me: I'm with a girl

Kooks: So you're sending me memes while jumping a hoe?

me: WELL

MAYBE MA HOE LIKES MEMES TOO

Kooks: I don't care

I'll smash your face in front of her

me: no

U get a gorl and I'll smash your face in front of her

Kooks: I'm not in mood for arguments

me: Or maybe you can't get a gorl

Boo hoo

CRI

Kooks: And what about it?

me: Because yor dic is smole?

😆😆😆😆

Kooks: Because I don't want to.

me: Right Mr. Teeny weewee

Kooks: I'm here so you better open up

me: Looketh here sister

Kooks: Stop calling me sister!

me: it's okay to have any a tiny dic

As long as you are happy with that

But

It's not okay

TO BE A FREAKY BITCH STOP BEATING MY FUCKING DOOR

Kooks: I ain't letting you go just like that hyung

What to do now? I mean this guy didn't seem too dangerous you could beat the shit outta him any day right? But not at Jin's home.

me: Look, I don't wanna scare my girl

So just tell me a place and I will be there

To fuck you up

Kooks: FINE

MEET ME AT MIKROKOSMOS

me: BRO THAT'S A FUCKIN GAY CLUB I CAN'T GO THERE

Kooks: why not

Maybe you can find someone there to help you

Since they wouldn't want your pretty face demolished.

Because I won't be allowed in when they check my identity. You thought.

me: Because I was brought up in a religious household

Kooks: In which universe Thot?

me: In this holy house we do not speak of thots

#peace

#ddaeng

Kooks: you're just scared because you'll loose.

me: Win. Lose. I don't care because at the end of the day I still have this face so who's the real winner here?

Kooks:

Kooks: I can assure you that you won't have this face when I'm done.

Stop wasting my time

it's weird sitting on your doorstep and texting you!!

me: FINE

GET YOU ASS TO THAT CLUB

I'M GOING TO HIT YOU IN HALF AN HOUR

'WHEN I QUENCH THIS WOMAN'S THIRST

Kooks: you better be there or I'm coming back again

me: yeah yeah wotever

Yeah yeah whatever. He's probably a sixteen year old with bones of a sparrow. You could easily beat the shit out of him and be done with this.