Mario(Kong): You..YOU GET NO BITCHES! NOW PREPARE TO BE DEFEATED BEOTCH!

Skully(Godzilla): OH ITS ON ASSHOLE!

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King shoves a tree down Godzilla's throat, leaving the beast stunned but angered, he gathered enough strength to throw the ape off to the side and charge up an atomic breath attack.

Mario(Kong): O shit..

Skully(Godzilla): Ya shoulda brought more guns son..

Kong quickly gets up and jumps from building to building, panicking as the beam got closer to him, burning his shoulder and making him topple over.

Skully(Godzilla): You've been cooked..

Mario(Kong): Nuuuu! Don't hurt me!

Godzilla charges up another blast, but Kong thought of something and grabbed a mirror, using it to bounce the beam off into the sky, hitting the satellite and back to Godzilla, launching him into a building.

Mario(Kong): Haha! Defeated now BEOTCH?!

Skully(Godzilla): Hah. No.

He gets up from the building and charges at Kong, the ape quickly reacts and suplexes Godzilla, he landed on his feet and tail whips Kong in the face, making him dizzy. Godzilla then goes to strangle Kong, the ape gagged before grabbing a nearby TV satellite before bonking him on the head.

Mario(Kong): Sorry, no cable..

Skully(Godzilla): OW!- You little shit! That was cold!

Godzilla pulls a Popeye and rapidly punches Kong in the face before launching him into the seas. Upon see in the ape drown, Godzilla turns back and lights a smoke..

Skully(Godzilla): Thank god..thought there was gonna be some unholy plot twist-

Then Mechagodzilla came in and suckerpunched Godzilla.

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Mr Puzzles: That..was not even a film..that was a cheesy meme!

He sighs, completely out of it today.

Mr Puzzles: My, these new films are gonna drive me insane..these people..

Staff: Then..why not let them go?..

Mr Puzzles: Then I wouldn't make any money! We need money for the company! Otherwise we can kiss our butts goodbye and eat out of a garbage can! And I don't think anyone would want that!

Staff:...I-If you say so sir....

Mr Puzzles: Great! Now! Let's get this show on the road! I've got an appointment with my therapist tomorrow, so please keep an eye on things, I won't be long..

Staff: Alright then sir..I'll uh, make sure nothing bad happens..

Mr Puzzles: Good..good..I'm counting on you!

Staff: Right! I've got this..

The two share a nod and walk away from the screening room...

(Puzzles needs some therapy!)