Mario's Mysteries

The camera faces a beautiful scenery of skies, grass and some trees flowing in the wind, until SMG4 yells out the following..

SMG4 (Steve): Hey! You there!

The camera turns around to see SMG4 doing Gangnam style before skipping toward the camera, then hitting his head on a tree branch. He quickly recovered and gets up, skipping toward the camera again.

SMG4 (Steve): Hi! You're here, and just in time! Isn't that right Mario?

Mario (Blue):.................

SMG4 (Steve): Uh..Mario? Are you ok?

Mario looked depressed, looking at his empty bowl..

SMG4: Wait, where's your spaghetti?!

Mario shrugs, whimpering more.

SMG4 (Steve): Aw..don't worry! We'll find it!- wait, what did you just say?

He asked the camera, then waits for a minute.

SMG4 (Steve): A clue?! Where?!

He said, all excited and looks where the camera gestured at, showing a red meatball symbol on a tree.

SMG4 (Steve): Oh! We found a clue!

Mario (Blue):

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SMG4 (Steve): We just found a clue! And I wonder, what it leads to!

The clue blew away into the wind and eventually lead them into the bathroom, where they meet a soap bar named Beta!

Beta(Slippery Soap): Sup.

SMG4: Oh, hello Mr Beta!

Beta(Slippery Soap): Hey..sooo, what do you need?

Mario(Blue): Bork.

Beta sighs out of sarcasm and responds.

Beta(Slippery Soap): I don't speak furry.

SMG4(Steve): He said, did you see anymore clues? We're tryna find the red meatball icons!

Beta(Slippery Soap): Oh! Why didn't ya say so? Just pick me up, and you'll find it...

SMG4(Steve): What?-Oh..someone dropped you?

Beta(Slippery Soap): Yup, and all you gotta do, is pick me up..

SMG4(Steve): Hmmmmmm.........

-2 Seconds Later..-

Mario jumps on SMG4's back, tackling him down right when he was trying to pick up the soap bar.

SMG4(Steve): HEY! GET THE HELL OFF OF ME MARIO!

Mario(Blue): BORK MCBORK BORK!

SMG4(Steve): I DON'T CARE WHAT THE RULES ARE! GET OFF ME OR ILL NUDER YOU!

Mario(Blue):..Ok..

Mr Puzzles frowns upon hearing such language and adult humor, so he cuts the scene off.

But this was on live TV, so...yeah.... Hehe..

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Meanwhile at the house...

Peach: Ugh! Nothing good is ever on! It's always about pandering n shit! Oh- Wait..no..

Animal Planet.

Peach: I already talk to animals..no..

Netflix.

Peach:...am I still watching? Pft, you wish..

Sling TV

Peach: Who even watches Sling?..

Puzzlevision TV.

Peach:..Eh, sure..

She sits through and watched the episode air, and slowly, but surely, even tho it wasn't that long, she was still livid and immediately opens up her laptop.

Peach: They allow that in a kids show?!? 0/10 STAR RATING!

She does a review on the settings and was about to send it to the clients, but was stopped by Toadsworth.

Toadsworth: You know, there was a smart fella who used to say "if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all." He was quite a nice person back in 1965 I-

Peach pauses and shoots him a death glare..

Toadsworth: Uh..N-Nevermind..I'll just go eat my lunch..

The elderly mushroom left, the princess rolled her eyes then sent the report, moving onto a different channel.

Peach: Hm! Dirty perverts!

She flipped the channel and started to watch her all time favorite show, The Buff Channel, where she can watch bodybuilders work out, giving you tips to stay stronk and healthy!

Chewy: HEY! You! Yeah you! Watching this shit. Yea, this is Chewy! Coming to you to sponsor this here muscle ointment! Tired of weak or sore muscles? Well not to worry! Now you can show your bitches who's the alpha male with this here Chewy's Super Hot n Sexy Muscle Ointment! Now in stores around you! And one day, you could look like Me!

Text To Speech David: Chewy's Hot n Sexy Muscle ointment is not FDA approved, if you have sensitive skin or any allergies to vinegar, do not use product as it may cause rashes, and getting no bitches.
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Puzzles eventually received the reviews and clutched his fist, but regained his posture.

Mr Puzzles: Okay..okay..no biggie, I can just remove the inappropriate parts and it'll be all good! It's gotta be perfect!

He laughed maniacally and slammed his desk, his face flowing with static.

Mr Puzzles: If I cannot reverse the damage..well then, bye bye dolphin, I'll throw him in jail til he rots! No scratch that..I'll throw him in jail till the jail rots on top of him! Then put him in a new jail until that jail rots on him and-

He clenched his stress ball and calms down.

Mr Puzzles: I need to regain control..I AM THEIR CREATOR! I can do whatever I want to them..next episode..how about a new mystery..

He gets an idea and began to direct a new movie.

(Puzzle's Rule Number 1: NEVER put Beta in a kids show. Ever.)

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