China instantly dropped Cade. Then stepped back, pulling a wok out of nowhere and pointed it at him. "Who are you, imposter?"
The same question was shouted out by practically everyone.
"Cade, you idiot!" The doors burst open to reveal his twin brother Alfred. "Who gave it away!?"
"I swear to ya, it was Mattie!" Cade blurted.
"Wow, Cade, throw me under the bus and call me dead." Matthew replied sarcastically.
"Whatever!" Yeah, Alfred's accent was coming in. He was going to say more when Ivan butted in.
"So who is he?"
Alfred sighed. "That" he pointed at Cade "is my twin brother Cade. He used to be the Confederacy, but these days, he's mostly the South."
"Though, there is that Confederate factor in there" Cade interrupted.
"What?" Francis spat. "You tried to split?!"
Ooh, now they would get it.
Arthur was really mad now. "I THOUGHT I RAISED YOU BETTER THAN THAT! TRYING TO DIVIDE, WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?!" All the usual stuff.
Normally Alfred would be scared. But the twins had only one thought. "Ok Boomer"
"Silence, boomer" And of course, they said this out loud.
Now Arthur was in full Mrs Weasley mode.
Cade was really trying not to laugh. Alfred wasn't. They were polar opposites like that.
"Al, stop, we're going to get in trouble!" Cade laughed.
"Worth it!"
The two high fives. There was no way anyone would understand these two.