The Soot Woods II : Time, A Misleading Concept And A Bad Way To Advertise
Wilbur lit up a cigarette, careful to not wake up the two others. The smoke quickly disappeared into the warm summer air, and if you didn't see the cigarette, you wouldn't know that he was smoking.
Tommy yawned and sat up. He was awoken by the sunbeams that were right in his face. "Ugh, I can smell that cigarette smoke from over here, you better trash that cigarette now or else I'll start stabbing shit." he muttered, his voice was an octave deeper than normally. "Tubbo! Wake up!" He commanded as he harshly nudged Tubbo's arm.
Tubbo immediately shot up and saluted. "Sir yes sir!" he yelled, then looked around and began laughing. "You dick! Oh my god!" he smiled up at Tommy who was hysterically laughing.
"Do you guys do that regularly?" Wilbur snorted and smiled softly at them,habing trashed his cigarette in the meantime.
"Not normally no, but it's sort of a running gag to scare-wake up Tubbo because he once literally slapped my ass to wake me up." Tommy teased and snickered.
"That was- it was an accident! I thought it was your leg.." Tubbo pleaded and laughed.
"Okay, I'm not even gonna question any further." Wilbur smirked and stood up. "Let's get going! We have a long journey ahead of us." Wilbur demanded.
"Oh, but I'm hungryyy.." Tommy whined, stood up and pulled Tubbo up to his feet.
"Don't worry, there's a shop just around the corner." Wilbur reassured them and started walking. "So, did you have a good night's sleep?" Wilbur asked and looked back at the two.
"yes! I haven't had that good of a rest since forever! Is my insomnia cured??" Tommy cheered and looked up at Wilbur.
"Oh, you're an insomniac?" Wilbur inquired and stopped for a second.
"Yea, he's also oblivious as fuck if you haven't noticed yet." Tubbo snickered and nudged Tommy's arm.
"Hey! I'm not that naive anymore! At least I'm not my 10 year old self anymore!" Tommy yelled and grabbed Tubbo's arm.
"I'm sorry! I'm sorry!" Tubbo shrieked and jokingly backed away. "You bitch man, that's why dream doesn't like you." He stated and immediately regretted every word he said. "NO NO! I'M SORRY" He screamed.
"AYE!" Tommy laughed. "That one burns Tubbo. You're getting better and better at insulting people."
"You two are very chaotic, huh?" Wilbur chimed in.
"Chaotic neutral goals!!" Tommy hollered and high-fived Tubbo.
Wilbur began to laugh but quickly regained his mature behavior. "We really need to get going. Let's go now, okay?"
The two others nodded and they started to stroll through the seemingly never ending woods. Sometimes someone would say something and a quick conversation would start, but nothing too meaningful. Once traveled for about an hour, Wilbur stopped.
"oeugh" Tommy ran into Wilbur's back and held his head. "Sorry.."
"What's up? Why we stoppin' big man?" Tubbo questioned Wilbur who had very abruptly stopped.
"Shhhh" Wilbur smiled deviously and whistled. "Oh great fox of the time lords I require thy service. Please lend thy friend a hand." He chirped and a bright white light appeared.
"Wilbur Soot. It's not often that I see thee around here." A fox snickered and straightened his clothing. He wore royal attire. A red gown, white gloves and some tight jeans with a red button up. It was very fancy compared to what Tommy and Tubbo were wearing.
"Ah, Fundy, my friend. Those travelers over here would like something to snack please." Wilbur hummed and grabbed what looked like gemstones from his pocket.
"Mhh, can I interest ye in a bag of cereal straight from the Crowfather Mountains?" Fundy smirked as the cereal seemingly came out of nowhere.
"Boys?" Wilbur looked at the two friends, fiddling with the gemstones in his hand.
"Sure!" Tubbo looked at Tommy who nodded. Both were very fascinated by the fox, or Fundy, how Wilbur called him.
"Alrighty, here's thy cereal!" Fundy smiled as his bright orange hair swayed in the wind. He handed them the cereal. Wilbur gave him the gemstones in return and clapped his hands.
"You may be free, great fox from the time lords. Your service may be needed another day." Fundy disappeared immediately, as you do, and only a quiet laugh was echoing where he once stood.
"That was sick!!" Tommy cheered and his eyes flickered from Wilbur's face to where Fundy stood and back. Wilbur only snorted and started walking again. Tommy and Tubbo followed of course.
After about three more hours, Wilbur decided that the rest of their journey will be better taken on tomorrow, so they settled down on a very nice open area surrounded by trees.
"Tommy, is it just me or did your blue ripped jeans get even more ripped?" Tubbo questioned sheepishly and looked up at Tommy.
"No, I don't think so, but yours definitely are full of mud for whatever reason! Weren't they light blue at some point?" Tommy laughed and pointed at Tubbo's jeans.
The other immediately straightened their jeans and their mood visibly dropped. "No... Mum will be so mad." Tubbo sighed and lay back onto the grass. Tommy immediately lay down next to him.
Wilbur turned his head to look at them and chuckled, "You really are best friends, huh?" The two gave him the side eye and continued to feel content in each other's presence. What a wonderful day.
[Achievement Unlocked :
Best Friends in the Field]
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