After a while Ashton and Anastasia came out of the guest room.

"Anastasia Juliet." Jessica nods.

"It's been like nine months, I'm sorry!"

"This family has too much sex!" She shouts.

"We don't!" Emily chuckles and nudges Isaiah.

"He's studying to be a doctor, I work, and we have three one year olds!  We can't even shower everyday!"

"Em." Isaiah turns to her.

"What?  It's true!" She laughs.

"So are you two back together?" Gabriella asks.

"No."

"Excuse me?" Jessica asks. "My eyes say otherwise."

"I used him." Anastasia looks at Ashton and giggles.

"I.. I was told to never tell a pregnant woman no.. soooo.."

"Christ." Jessica sighs and places her hand on her head.

"Well.. today was nice.  Gabriella and Julio, thank you for having us and putting this all together. I need to go home and.. burn my eyeballs.  Emerson, Willow, and Daniel, let's go."

"Noooo!  We wanna stay with Will and Lulu!" Emerson whines.

"Yeah mama, my niece wants me to stay!" Willow says hugging Lucy.

Jessica laughs and nods her head. "That still tickles me!  The twins have nieces and nephews!"

"And why, momma?  Oh right!  Because you have needs and you were horny!"

"Ooh!  Burn!" Danny says.

"Well if we're gonna talk about me getting pregnant with the twins-"

"We're not, we're not doing that!  Mommy, please don't." Isaiah says with a worried look on his face.

"No, we are!  The twins were conceived in Gran Canaria, in the sand.  We had sex twice back to back.  I did not fuck your dad-"

"Mom, stop!" Isaiah covers his ears.

"We didn't make love in our siblings house!"

"I feel like you have, Jessica." George cuts in.

"We know Noah and Kenny have!" Anastasia says.

"Why does this family feel the need to share so much?!" Isaiah shouts.

"Hey, we weren't in this!" Noah shouts.

"Emily, can we leave, please?  I feel very uncomfortable!"

"Why, Isaiah?  This is entertaining!" She laughs.

"It's really not!  It's gross.  My family is gross!"

***

One week later.

Isaiah, Emily, and the triplets are spending the weekend with her parents.  Anastasia is hanging out with Ashton, and the twins are at Gabriella's, leaving Danny and Jessica all alone with 12 dogs.

"We have a silent house today!  What do you wanna do?" Danny asks.

"I'm going to soak my feet and try out this new face mask I bought."

"That sounds fun!  Can I try one too?"

"You don't want to.. leave the house for a little while?" Jessica makes a face.

"No, I want to spend time with you!"

"Okay.. yeah, that's fine!  You can come to Jessica's beauty salon." Jessica smiles.

"Oooh!"

"It's for beautiful people only.. so I'll let you pass this one time."

"Hey!" Danny laughs. "You butt!"

"It's okay, you'll be bootiful after I'm finished with you." She smiles and snakes her arms around his neck.

"Thanks!" Danny slaps her on her butt.

"Ooh!" Jessica wiggles.

She then giggles and kisses his cheek. "We have to check on the puppies first."

"Ohhh!" Danny groans.

"Come on, big boy!"

"I'm coming!"

...

"Look at Bear!  Poor guy misses Momo so much!  Sweetie, don't worry!  You'll get to visit your baby mama and babies soon, okay?" Jessica squats down and gives him love.

"Ooh mama loves kisses!  Mama loves kisses, Bear!"

Danny chuckles as he watches Jessica lay on the ground while Bear climbs on top of her.

**

Once everything with the puppies was settled, Jessica got everything ready for their little spa day.

"Danny, go get into your robe so we can start!"

"Alright, I'll be right back!"

Jessica made them some mimosas, and a little tray of snacks.  She went all out.

"Wow, babe!  Look at this setup.  You're so cute!"

"Thanks!" Jessica giggles.

"Now sit down!  I'm going to clean your face of any dirt and nasty oils."

"Great!" Danny chuckled.

"Ooh, you have rough manly skin!"

"Cause I'm a man." Danny said, making his voice even deeper.

Jessica giggles and pecks his lips.

**

"Okay, my turn!  I get to clean your dirt, and put this shit on your face!"

"Go wash your hands first!"

"Why?"

"I don't know where your hands have been!  Actually, I do!  Go wash your hands!"

"Fine!  I'll be back."

"Use soap!"

"Yes, mommy."

**

"This is cool, babe!  I like going to Jessica's beauty salon." Danny says as he lays back with a green mask on his face.

"I'm glad!  I've had fun with you today, babe!  You haven't really annoyed me like you usually do."

"Well that's great!" Danny chuckles.

"You know what?  I'll let you play with me." Jessica looks over and gives her husband a soft smile.

"Play with you?  Like with your boobies?"

"Mhm!  And something else.." Jessica smirks and looks down to her center.

"Oooooh!  You rarely let me play with all that!"

"Well I'm feeling nice today!  Go wash your face and get to work, big boy!"

"WOO!" Danny runs to the kitchen, quickly washes his face, then runs back to Jessica.

Jessica laughs as she unties her robe.

Danny gasps. "You're naked under there!  Naughty little bean!"

Jessica giggles and reaches up for him.

Danny kisses her lips, and down her neck.  He then softly kissed her stomach, and inner thighs.

"Your skin is so soft!"

"Thanks, I'm trying out a new lotion!"

"It smells good!"

"Thanks.. maybe you can stop talking and let that mouth do something a little more useful?"

Danny laughs and gets to work!

***

The next day.

Danny's POV.

"What is this?  A black mask?  This is so cool!" Danny says to himself as he comes across it while cleaning the bathroom.

He then comes up with an idea.

"Haha!  Oh this will be fun!" He says before spreading it all over his face.

**

Jessica's POV.

"Come on you two, we have to go."

"No I want to play with my friends!" Willow says.

"Dance class is over, we have to go home now."

"Okay, catch me!" Willow takes off running.

"Come on, Emerson!  We have to hide!"

"Oh my gosh!  Now I'm gonna spank some ass!" Jessica shouts that last part.

**

In the car.

"I want to watch a princess movie when we get home!"

"No, you're getting in the shower, and going to bed!  Both of you!"

"NO!" Emerson and Willow shout.

"Yes!  You know why?"

"Cause you hateful!" Willow says.

"No, because you and your brother ran through that studio, and disrupted every other class that was going on.  You knocked over chairs, and broke a display case!  Why do y'all behave so badly?"

"Cause we're little!" Emerson says in a low and sweet voice.

"You are not!  You two are five years old now, you're old enough to know better!"

"You're MEEEEAAAAN!" Willow screams as she kicks the back of Jessica's seat.

"I've heard this all before.  Keep it up, Willow!"

**

Arriving at the house, Jessica gets the two kids out, and they run to the door and start banging on it.

Danny opens the door and the kids scream and run back to Jessica.

"Danny!  What the hell are you doing?"

"I put this mask on to scare you!"

"Why?"

"I thought it'd be funny, but now it's stuck!  I can't move my face, Jess!"

Jessica laughs and walks closer to him. "Go inside, kids."

"We're scared!"

"It's just Daddy, go inside."

The twins look up to their father, then quickly run past him.

"Daniel.. this is a peel off mask."

"No, it's glue!"

Jessica cracks up laughing. "Danny.. honey, what the hell?  Come here, let me help you."

"No don't!  It's gonna hurt!"

"It has to come off!"

"No it doesn't!"

"Daniel, come on!  Stop being a baby and let me do it!  Sit down."

Danny sits down and Jessica begins peeling the mask off.

"OOOOOWWWW! FUCK!"

"Danny!" Jessica laughs. "Stop screaming!"

"This hurts!"

Jessica ignores him and peels it a bit more.

"AHHHHH!"

"What are y'all doing?!" Anastasia asks as she waddles in.

"Your mother is ripping my skin off."

"Why do you have that on your face?"

"I put it on to scare your mother!"

"Oh.. okay?  Can I use y'all's tub to soak?  I've outgrown mine."

"Sure, sweetie.  Take your phone in just in case you can't get out.  Your father had to help me out of that tub many many times before."

"Hah!  Okay, I will.  Good luck, daddy!"

"Thanks.."

"It'll be okay.." Jessica says as she begins to peel the mask off slowly.

"Ah!  Slow is bad!" Danny shouts.

Jessica listens to Danny and yanks the mask off.

"AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!  WHAT THE FUCK?!"

"You said slow is bad."

"Am I bleeding?!  I think I'm bleeding!" Danny touches his forehead.

"You're not bleeding." Jessica laughs.

"Are you sure?"

"Yes!  Babe, you still got some pieces."

"I don't care, it can stay." Danny moves Jessica's hand away from his face.

"It can stay.  It's apart of my face now."

Jessica laughs at the pain in her husband's face.

"Why are you laughing?  It's not funny!"

"Oh yes it is!  You tried to scare me and it backfired!"

"I'm gonna get you, Jessica Lange!  I want you to feel this pain!"

"This is nothing!  Pain is birthing your six children and three grandchildren.  Don't be a baby."

"Oh Jessica Phyllis, I am going to get you soooo good!  You're going down!" Danny says with a weird look on his face.

"Why?!  I didn't do this!  You did it to yourself, dummy!"

"But you're laughing!  You my dear, have just started a prank war."

"A prank war?  You're such a loser!" Jessica laughs.

"You just wait." Danny smirks