"How can you be such an ass, Daniel?"

"Baby girl, I'm so sorry! I had no idea it was going to be that spicy.."

"It's called Satan's Blood!" Jessica shouts.

"Yes, I understand. I'm sorry."

"Get out of my face!"

"Do you feel better now?"

"No I do not feel better! I feel like shit! Everything burns! I can't even eat now!"

"Baby.."

"It's coming back! It's getting worse!" Jessica shouts as she jumps up and down.

"Jess-"

"I swear to God, Daniel, if you don't get out of my face!" Jessica says as she starts socking Danny.

"Ow! Ow, watch it!"

"It's okay, mom. Just relax." Isaiah says placing his hand on her arm.

"He made my stomach hurt!" Jessica pouts.

"I know.. you'll feel better soon."

"No I won't!"

"Why is mommy whining like a baby?" Willow asks.

"Because she knows this fire sauce is going to hit her again at the exit." George laughs.

Jessica turns and gives her brother a mean look.

"I need to lay down. Feel free to kill Danny for me." She says walking towards the living room.

"That is not nice!" Willow says.

"Grandpa burned her.  If I were her I'd kick his ass!"

"CHARLOTTE!" Both Kenley and Noah shout.

"I'm just saying." She shrugs.

**

One hour later.

Jessica was laid out on the couch, miserable.

"Mom.. mom stomach hurts." Anastasia walks over to her mother.

"Mine does too.."

"No, I think I'm having contractions."

"Anastasia, please don't have this baby now, I feel like shit!"

Anastasia sighs.
"Mom, please!"

"I'm sorry." Jessica sits up.
"Are they strong?" She says places her hand on her daughters bump.

"Kinda."

"How far apart are they?"

"Like fifteen minutes."

"Okay. Well we'll keep timing them. Right now I think you just need to relax in case this is it."

"Okay.. can I go lay in your bed?"

"Sure! Lay on your father's side.. Hopefully your water will break." Jessica smiles.

**

A few hours later.

Eventually Anastasia's pains went away, and she was fine.

All of the older kids are currently outside popping fireworks, and drinking beers while the kids play together.
Danny has had a long day, so he's asleep on the couch.

Jessica has taken this time to come up with a prank to get back at Danny.

"Mommy, what are you doing?" Emerson asks.

"Mommy is looking for wax strips!"

"What's that?"

"I use them on my legs to pull the hair out."

"Ouch, mommy!"

"Yeah, ouch!"

Emerson then looks at his mother's legs and softly caresses them.
"But you don't got hair on your legs." He looks up to her.

"Yes because I took care of that already."

"Then why you need them?"

"I don't have hair.. but daddy does!"

"Ohhhh!" Emerson laughs.

"Uh huh! But we have to be quiet about it. We don't want to wake him up, or that'll ruin the prank!"

"I won't say nothing, mommy! Daddy hurt you, and that was mean! You gotta get him back!"

"Yes it was! And Yes I do, Emmy! I appreciate the support, buddy."

"You welcome, mommy!" Emerson smiles up t his mother.

**

Jessica tip toes into the living room with Emerson by her side.

"Look at him.  He took his shirt off!  This is going to be even better than I thought!  I'm so happy!" Jessica wiggles her bottom.

"Shh!  He might wake up!" Emerson whispers.

"He's in a pretty deep sleep now, I think we're okay.  If he didn't wake up when you and Willow cried during the night when you were babies, then I think he'll stay asleep now!" Jessica chuckles.
She then starts placing the wax strips all over his body.

"Oh my gosh, this is great!  Someone needs to film this so I can watch it back later!" Jessica laughs.

"Mom, what are you doing?" Anastasia asks as she walks in from the back.

"Getting revenge!"

"You guys are so immature!"

"Oh my gosh, Ana!  Have some fun!"

"This is fun?!"

"Oh yes!" Jessica laughs. "This is Very fun!" She nods.
"Now if you'll excuse me.. I have to wake up my asshole."

"Ew!" Anastasia makes a face.

"Not my actual asshole. I mean your father!"

"Mommy's gross." Emerson looks up to his big sister and chuckles.

"She sure is!"

Jessica then grabs Danny's arms and kisses his neck.
As he begins to stir, Jessica's kisses travel up to his face.

"Heyyy.. you feel better?" He asks.

"Much!" Jessica smiles and kisses his lips.

"Mmmm.." Danny moans into the kiss.  He then moves slightly causing the wax strip to pull on his hair.

"Ow!" Danny pushes Jessica away as he jerks.

"What's the matter?" Jessica laughs.

"Something bit me!"

"Oh?" She smiles.

"Yeah.. What.. Jessica!  What the fuck did you do?!" He shouts. "What is this?!"

"Wax strips!" Jessica laughs.

"Why did you do this?!"

"Because you burned my insides!"

"HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET THESE OFF?!"

"I'll show you!" Jessica reaches for a strip.

"NO!  Don't touch me!"

"Why?!" She laughs.

"Because you fucked me up!"

"No sir, you fucked me up!"

"I'm going to be hairless, Jessica!"

"Yeah? I don't give a shit!"

"How do I take this off without-"

"Without pain? Impossible." Jessica smiles softly.

"Jessicaaaa!"

Jessica laughs.
"Don't try to kill me with hot sauce!"

"I.. I can't do it!"

"You're such a baby!" Jessica reaches over and pulls a strip off.

"AHHHHHH! SHIT! OW! Oh there's blood! There's blood!"

"Oh looky there! That must hurt, huh?"

"It does!"

"Oh well!" Jessica says before she rips one after another.

"FUCK! STOP, BITCH!"

"Don't call mommy that!" Emerson runs over and starts hitting his father repeatedly with his little fists.

"That is so mean! Mommy is nice!"

"No she isn't!" Danny says with pain in his voice.

Jessica makes a face and rips another strip.

"DAMMIIIIIIT!"

"Your legs look so nice and pretty, princess!" Jessica smiles as she softly caresses his leg.

"I hate you!" Danny whines.

Jessica laughs. "I hate you too, jackass." She then rips one off his chest making him scream yet again.

"You're probably scaring the poor puppies! Be quiet, daddy!"

"Ana, this hurts! You don't understand!"

"I'm carrying what feels like a nine pound baby, I understand pain, dad!"

"Stop talking like your freaking mother!"

Jessica rolls her eyes and asks, "Are your sorry for what you did?"

"NO!"

"Well then this is only the beginning, Huston. Welcome.. to hell!" Jessica smirks.

***
I have so many pranks planned for them, but if you guys have any you'd like me to add, just let me know. 😊❤️