"Jess, some of my beard is in this! *Gasp* MY EYEBROW!  What did you do?!"

"I didn't do anything!  You got into my shit!"

"I wanted to scare you!"

"Why?"

"Because It's funny!"

"Well you scared your kids."

"That's pretty fun too.." Danny says softly rubbing his cheek.

"I'm going to have places where my beard just isn't gonna grow anymore, I know it!"

"Oh my gosh!" Jessica rolls her eyes. "You're fine!"

"No, I'm not!  That was terrible!"

***

July 4th.

"Tomorrow's my due date!" Anastasia says as she walks into the kitchen.

"I know!  Baby Annabelle, are you ready to meet grandma?" Jessica says placing her hands on her daughter's belly, as she talks to the baby.

"I really don't feel like she is." Anastasia frowns.

"She's still pretty high up."

"Yeah, she is.  Man, can you even breathe?"

"No!"

"Aw, my poor baby.  Hopefully she'll come soon!"

"I hope so!"

"I still can't believe you're having her at a birthing center!" Gabriella chimes in.

"You won't even have an option for an epidural!"

"Well obviously I have my reasons on why I'd want to go drug free.  Besides, I think I can do it!"

"You have Lange blood in you!  Of course you can do it!" Jessica smiles.

Anastasia smiles softly. "Thanks, momma."

"My baby!" Jessica hugs her daughter.

Just then Danny walks in. "Babydoll!"

"Yes?" Jessica turns to him.

"I have a present for you!" Danny smiles.

"What is it?"

"Open it, silly!"

"Oh it looks like it's a necklace!" Jessica squeals and takes the box from his hand. "Danny, you shouldn't have!"

"Well you're cute and you deserve this!"

"Aww!" Jessica opens the box with a smile on her face.

Danny covers his mouth as Jessica's smile fades.

"Oops.. better luck next time." She reads.

"Dumbass!" Jessica throws the box at him.

"Gotcha!" Danny laughs.

"That was so weak!  I'll buy my own shit!"

"That was low, dad.  You never joke around with jewelry." Gabriella says.

"It's just a start." Danny smirks as he walks away in a funny way.

"I have some tricks up my sleeve."

"You don't have shit."

"We'll see about that, won't we." He smiles.

**

An hour later.

All of the kids were over, as well as Sarah, Evan and George and Anjelica.

Everyone sat down to eat their meal, and Jessica didn't even know what was about to hit her.

"I want to eat while I play!" Willow whines.

"No ma'am.  You sit down and eat just like everyone else."

"Here's your food, baby." Danny places Jessica's food in front of her.

"Thanks, Danny.  Now Willow, sit down and eat.  Look at the babies.. they're being good boys and girls.  They're one!  Be a big girl."

"I wanna playyyyy!"

"Lolo, why don't you sit with big brother?" Isaiah asks in attempt to help his mother.

"Okay!  I sit with my brother!" Willow smiles as she hops off of her chair and runs to her brother.

"Thank you, Zaya." Jessica sighs.

"No problem." He smiles.

Jessica then takes a deep breath and takes a bite of her burger.  Danny stands back ready to watch a show.

"Mm!  This is good.." Jessica mumbles.

"Yeah?" Danny says with a goofy smile.

"Mhm.. it's.. Ooh!  Ooh it's hot!  Did you put hot sauce on this?  OH!  Fuck!  Why is it so spicy?!"

Danny takes his phone out and starts recording her.

"DANIEL!  Oh my gosh!  AHHHH!"

Danny cracks up laughing.

"You okay, babe?"

"What the hell did you do?!"

"What's wrong with mommy?" Emerson asks.

"Daddy poisoned her." Anastasia says with her mouth stuffed.

"Daniel, what's in this?!  MY MOUTH IS ON FIRE!" Jessica then runs to the refrigerator and grabs the milk.

"Baby, what are you doing?" Danny chuckles.

"Fuck You!"

"I didn't think I put that much!"

"What is it?!"

Danny reaches in the cabinet and grabs a bottle of hot sauce.

"Let me see it!" Jessica screams. "What the fuck?  Satan's Blood?  DANIEL!  Are you trying to BURN MY ASSHOLE?!  FUCK!  I'm gonna die!"

"Jess!" Danny laughs. "Calm down, honey!"

"NO!  My lips are on fire!  I can't breathe, it's soO FUCKING HOT IN HERE!"

"Dad, why would you do this?" Isaiah asks walking over to his mother.

"Here momma, eat some ice cream."

Jessica listens to her son and eats the ice cream. "It burns!  The fire is in my chest!" Jessica says rubbing her hand on her chest.

"Babe-"

"NO!  Don't talk to me!  Fuck you!"

"Why are you so mad?" Danny laughs.

"This isn't funny!"

"Oh but it is!"

"Go away!  I don't even want to see you right now!  AHHHHHH!  IT'S GETTING WORSE!"

"You're sweating!" Isaiah says pulling her hair up off of her neck.

"Cause my whole body is on fire!  I'm gonna throw up all over you, Daniel!"

"Mommy's being silly." Willow giggles as she eats her hotdog.

"Oh my gosh, my stomach!" Jessica places her hand on her stomach. "It burns so bad!  I hate you so much!"

"Pay back is a bitch, Lange!"

"What the hell?  Because I laughed at you?  You're the idiot who put it all over your ugly face!  This is rude!  Your ass in on the couch, bitch!"

"Honey!  Babydoll.." Danny smiles.

"Shut the Fuck up!  I don't want to look at you!"

"I'm sorry.." Danny walks closer and places his hand on her side.

"I didn't think it'd be that bad." He says softly rubbing his hand over her stomach.

Jessica hits his hand away and gives him a hateful look. "Don't fucking touch me!"

"Jessie!  I'm sorry!"

"No you're Not!  Just wait, shithead!  I'm going to fucking kill you!"

"Oh I'm shaking!  I'm so scared!" Danny says sarcastically.

"YOU SHOULD BE!  You Don't Mess. With. Me!"