33 weeks.

"Babe! Look at these cribs I found!"

"Come to me, I'm not getting up."

Danny takes his laptop and sits beside Jessica.

"Its a double decker crib! Look, they have two versions! This one you just lift the screen and place them in there and this other one you slide the bottom one out like a drawer!"

"What the hell is that?! That first one looks like something in a pet shop and the other one? Danny, you want to keep our babies in drawers?!"

"No! It slides out like one but it's a crib!"

"We have cribs already."

"But these are cool!"

"Yeah no! We're not getting those."

"Dammit! I don't get any say on anything! These are my babies too!"

"I know, I feel the weight!"

"Fine, I'll just go with whatever you want.. like always."

"What? I never get what I want!"

"Oh my gosh, Jessica! Yes you do! You're like a spoiled little girl!"

"WHAT!"

"Shut up, guys!" Charlotte walks in with her hands in the air.

"Excuse me, little girl?" Jessica asks.

"You two are too old to be fighting like this!"

"You tell em, Charlie!" Noah says.

"We're not fighting."

"Then why you screaming?!"

"Because your grandmother is annoying." Danny says.

"Daniel!" Jessica shouts and hits his arm.

"Well it's true!"

At this time Gabriella walks down.

"You're bothering me, Daniel and Oh My God it's hot in here! I'm having a fucking hot flash, I think I'm going through the change." Jessica fans herself.

"Can you go through the change at eight months pregnant?" Gabriella asks.

Jessica gives her a look.
Suddenly Anastasia's puppy ran over and sat right on Jessica's belly.

"Awe! Benji loves sitting on your belly! It's so big and round, isn't it, Benji?" Anastasia baby talks.

Jessica gives her a look.

"You look so pretty, mommy!" She smiles.

"Save it!"

Jessica rocks forward a bit and makes little grunting noises making the dog run off.

"For Christ's sake SOMEONE HELP ME UP!" She shouts.

Danny places his hand on her arm and she yanks it away.

"NOT YOU!"

Noah then walks over to help her.

"Thank you. Now, what does everyone want for dinner? Since your father thinks I'm a spoiled brat, I'm going to show him that I Am Not! I'm gonna make a lovely meal for my babies! None for you, asshole." Jessica looks at Danny.

"Mom, let me cook!" Gabriella says.

"Oh great, we're all gonna die."

"Shut up, Noah! I can cook!"

"No, I'm gonna do it! Ah!" Jessica hunches over and holds her belly.

"Mom!"

"I'm fine! Just leave me alone, everyone!"

"Mom, please go sit."

"No, Gabby, I'M COOKING DINNER!"

"Will you just stop this and go sit down?!"

"Gabriella Danielle, I am Not a child!"

"Well you're acting like one!  You And Dad!"

Jessica rolls her eyes and mocks her.

"Oh very mature, mom! You go upstairs and rest!"

Jessica sighs and walks towards the stairs while mumbling under her breath.

"I am Never knocking her up again! This is too much work." Danny nods.

"It's a miracle you even did it now!" Noah says as Danny gives him a look.

**

About 20 minuets pass before Jessica starts shouting from the top of the stairs.

"Danny!"

"What?!"

"You have a doctors appointment Tuesday morning at eight."

"For what?"

"A vasectomy!"

"Well gooood! Not getting one has really come back to bite me in the ass!"

Jessica goes from mad to sad instantly.

"Daniel! But they're our babies. How could you be upset about our babies?!"

"What? No, no, no! That's not how I meant it! It was just— I just.. I was taking about your mood swings! Not the babies. Of course I'm happy we're having them, Sweetheart!"

"You ASSHOLE!" She shouts before walking back to her room.

Danny sighs.

"Nice going, dad!" Noah says just before Danny pushes him.

Danny went upstairs and Jessica was sitting on the bed in tears.

"Honey.."

"Get out of here, Danny!"

"Baby.."

"Don't baby me! You hate our children!" She sobs.

"No I don't! I'm happy that we're having these babies, Jessie."

"No you're not, you said you regret not getting a vasectomy!"

"That's not what I said."

"Well that's what you meant!"

"I'm sorry if I hurt you."

"You hurt the babies too!"

"Well I'm very sorry, babies." Danny says placing his hand on her stomach.

"No!" Jessica pushes his hand away and whines.

"Baby, please."

"Don't touch them!"

Danny sighs.

"Babies, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to hurt yours and Mommy's feelings. I'm happy I didn't get fixed all those years ago because then I wouldn't have you!
.. and I'm very very happy I have you.. I love you both very very much."

Danny rubs his hand on her belly then places a soft kiss on it.

"Danny.."

"Yes, baby?"

"I don't wanna fight anymore!"

"Aw!  I don't either, baby!" Danny wraps his arms around her.

Jessica sobs in his arms.

"Sweetie, don't cry.  Don't cry."

"I love you Danny!"

"I love you too, baby."

"Will you please still have the vasectomy?"

"Heh! Yes, baby."

"And then maybe we can go for donut afterwards.."

"That sounds great, Babydoll." Danny chuckles.

Jessica sniffles and Danny sits up a bit.

"You know what I just realized.."

"What?"

"I'm gonna be shooting blanks for the rest of my life after Tuesday.."

"Well yeah.. that's the point, babe."

"Let's have sex while my men are still men!"

"I think it's already obvious, honey." Jessica chuckles and rubs her belly."

"Heh.. you wanna?"

"Yep!" Jessica smiles.

"YIPPEE!" Danny shouts making Jessica laugh.

***

Tuesday.

"Jess." Danny shakes Jessica waking her up.

"What?!"

"I need to shave my balls."

"Babe, please don't ask me to help."

"I'm scared, Jessica!  What if I cut myself.  Could you please help me?"

"What the fuck?  Are you seriously asking me to shave your goddamn balls?  I'm pregnant, I don't have to do anything!"

"JESSICA!" Danny groans.

"Go Danny!" Jessica grabs her covers and turns back to her side.

"Ugh!" Danny stomps back to the bathroom.

**

"I'm out.  Get in the shower."

"I'm going." Jessica says as she struggles to get out of the bed.

"So did you do it?"

"Yeah.  It feels weird against my underwear though." Danny says moving his sips from side to side.

"Ew gross, stop that."

"You're mean this morning!"

"Well you're being weird."

"Thank!" Danny chuckles.

**

"So dad.. this is the day, huh?" Noah pays Danny's back.

"Yep."

"Today you become a sterile man."

"Yeah!  After I pop these babies out we can have as much sex as we want and not worry about ever getting pregnant! I'm so excited!" Jessica smiles.

"Are you fucking kidding me, Ma?"

"Anastasia!"

"Well I'm sorry but that's disgusting!"

"Oh my goodness!"

Just then Gabriella walks in.
"You guys look!  It's my baby album!"

"I'm gonna leave before we enter into Gabriella: The mini series." Anastasia says in a very monotone voice.

"No wait!  I was just the cutest little baby!  Julio, look at me!"

"So beautiful!  I hope our babies look I just like you!"

"I hope so too!"

"Oh geez!" Anastasia rolls her eyes.

"Bye mom, bye, daddy. Have a good time getting snipped." Anastasia kisses his cheek.

"Thanks, Princess."

"You guys look at mom! Aw momma, you look so beautiful!"

"Aw thank you! That was at my baby shower."

"How far along were you?"

"Oh gosh, I don't even remember." Jessica looks at Danny.

"You were about seven or eight months."

"You're so cute!"

"Thanks!
Heh, and I thought I was absolutely ginormous then. Little did I know my future was going to be a lot Bigger!  That's tiny compared to the freaking litter I'm carrying around now!" Jessica rubs her belly.

Danny laughs and rubs her back then kisses the top of her head.

"Look how fucking huge I look!  My belly is pointing straight out!  I think I was my smallest with Gabby."

"Well of course you were, I've always been very petite!"

"Oh goodness, well we have to go! See you kids later. Come on, Danny. Let's get you snipped."

"Oh Jesus, Jessica! Do you have to say all that?"

"Come on!"

**

Before the procedure and numbing process began, they gave Danny a valium.

"How do you feel, honey?" Jessica asks.

Danny takes a long pause and looks straight ahead.

"Dan?"

".. I feel like.. I can hear my hair growing."

Jessica starts cracking up.

"Really?"

"Yeah.." Danny says looking around the room.

"Are you seeing shit, babe?"

"I just feel like when I turn my head my eyes take a while to catch up."

"Oh!  Okay!" Jessica laughs.

**

Danny changes and a nurse comes in to numb him.

"Hold my hand, Jessie!"

"Okay." Jessica chuckles.

Danny squeezes Jessica's hand tightly when he sees the needle.

"Ow!  Danny, my hand!"

"It stings, Jess.  It stings!" Danny raises his voice.

"You're okay, baby.
.. Remember, I'm about to push out your fifth and sixth child.  This is nothing." Jessica smiles softly and kisses his forehead.

"OW!"

"Shh!  Danny, stop yelling!"

"It hurt!"

"All finished, Mr. Huston.  The doctor will be right in." The nurse says.

"Alright.." Danny whines.

"Oh don't be such a baby!"

"Jessica, why are you so rude?"

"I'm not rude, Daniel!"

"Alright!" Danny scoffs.

Jessica sits in the chair beside him and takes a deep breath.
"You know.. It's nice being in a doctors office knowing that I'm not the one that will have to get poked and messed with."

Danny gives Jessica an evil glance.

"I'm nervous."

"You should be."

"Jess!"

"I'm kidding!" She laughs.

"Are you numb yet?"

"Yeah. It feels really weird. What if something goes wrong, Jess?"

"You'll be okay, honey. Don't worry about it."

Just then the doctor walks in.

"Good morning Mr. and Mrs. Huston."

"Good morning." Jessica smiles.

They get to talking and Jessica decides to have a little story time.

"Well my husband was supposed to have a vasectomy fourteen years ago and.. heh, well.. obviously he did not." Jessica lays her hand on her stomach before she looks down to her bulging belly.

"I'm now thirty three weeks pregnant.. With twins."

"Oh wow! My wife wouldn't have even taken me to the doctor after that!  She'd make sure it gets done by doing it herself!"

Jessica laughs.
"It was a thought in my mind!" Jessica jokes.

"But it's okay, I'll make sure my labor is just as painful on him as it is for me."

Danny gives her a look.

"You doin okay, honey?"

"Oh I'm just great!" He gives Jessica a huge fake smile.

"You're doing well, babe!"

**

After everything was finished Jessica drove him home, But not before she made a stop at Dunkin' Donuts.

"How many do you, want babe?" Jessica asks pulling up to the drive through.

"Just one glazed, please."

"Okay.  I'll take half a dozen glazed.. two pink iced and four chocolate."

"I hope you're buying for the whole house because I only wanted one." Danny chuckles.

"Oh the kids!  I totally forgot!  Could you please double everything I just asked for?"

Danny's eyes widen as he hears her say that.

"Oh and could I have a sweet tea as well?
Danny, do you want anything to drink?"

"Uh.. just a water, thanks."

"And a water, please!"

"Wow." Danny says quietly.

"Did you say something, babe?" Jessica turns to him.

"Hm? Oh no, I didn't say anything!" Danny says with a smile.

Danny watches Jessica driving while chowing down on a donut.

"I guess it's been so long since you've been pregnant that I just.. somehow forgot that.. you can eat as much if not more than a sumo wrestler."

"Danny!  I didn't have breakfast!" Jessica laughs.

"Oh yeah.. that's it." Danny chuckles nervously.

***
Happy Birthday to Jessica Lange!!

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