August.

"I'm gonna go fucking crazy if I don't leave this house!"

"Well good morning to you too, Gabriella!" Danny smiles.

"If you're so sick of being here then here's an idea! Go to your fucking house!" Jessica says sipping her coffee.

"Aw but I like it here!"

"Then what's the problem?"

"Everyone has sex way too loud!"

"It's my damn house, I'll moan as loud as I want." Jessica says.

"It's not just you. Anastasia and Ashton are nasty too!" Gabriella pouts.

"And you and Julio aren't?"

"I cut him off."

"Wait.. you cut his penis off?"

"Seriously mother? No! I cut him off of sex because I don't want anymore kids! And Julio does not play it safe!"

"I really feel like I shouldn't be in here." Danny says.

Jessica rolls her eyes and continues listening to her daughter.

"Oh and this morning! Oh God, it was terrible!" Gabriella says on the verge of tears.

"What happened?"

"I heard Nugget and Kenny!"

"At least they didn't conceive a child in your room." George walks in.

"What the hell are you doing here?" Jessica makes a face.

"Daniel! Check his temperature and Lysol him the fuck down!"

"On it!" Danny quickly puts his mask on and runs over to do what Jessica asked.

"I let myself in."

"I see that, why are you here?"

"Breakfast."

"Where's your wife?" Danny asks.

"She's annoying the fuck out of me."

"Hey that's my sister!" Danny hits his arm.

"I don't get mad when you say my sister is annoying!" George then hits him back.

"True.. But Jessica really is annoying."

"Yeah, I know."

"You're both idiots."

"Thanks. What's for breakfast?" George asks.

"Well I made myself some waffles."

"What did Danny eat?"

"My ass." Jessica says with a straight face.

"EW!"

"You shouldn't have asked."

"Don't worry, she's lying.  I'm not allowed to play with that.  I dined somewhere near there though." Danny smirks.

Jessica couldn't help her giggles.

"This is terrible.  I'm just gonna go back home to my pain in the ass wife.  This isn't worth it."

***

September.

"I'm so excited!"

"Where are you going, Mommy?" Willow asks.

"Daddy and I are going to the grocery store!"

"That's boring stuff!"

"If I can get out of this house, it's a vacation!"

"Can you buy me a toy?"

"Aw yes, of course, Princess!" Jessica leans forward and kisses Willow.

"That easy? I remember having to BEG you for a toy when I was little!" Anastasia says.

"Maybe she didn't like you as much as the twins." Ashton says making Jessica laugh.

"Aw stop! I loved them just as much! Daddy and I bought you kids whatever you wanted, so don't give me that crap!"

"No crap, Ana!" Willow makes a face.

"Hey! None of that, little girl. Or there will be no toys for you!"

"I'm sorry! Please buy me something!"

"Me too! Me too!" Emerson runs over and jumps on Jessica.

"Ohh!" Jessica groans. "You big boy! I'll buy both of my favorite twins a little something." She smiles.

"Yay! Mommy, you're the best! I'm gonna marry you when I grow up." Emerson kisses Jessica's lips.

"Aww you're so sweet!"

"That's wrong in so many ways." Willow nods.

Jessica, Ashton and Anastasia laugh.

"It's okay, it's just what little boys do. Zaya wanted to marry me too when he was little."

"What about Noah?" Willow lifts her hands.

"No. Noah always wanted to marry Kenley.."

"They still haven't gotten married!"

"Nope!"

"Maybe he hates her." Willow shrugs.

"He does not! Noey loves his Kenny!"

"I don't care. Are you leaving now?"

"I'm waiting for your smelly daddy."

Willow couldn't help but laugh hysterically at her mother.

"Daddy is a smelly butt head!"

"The biggest!" Jessica giggles.

Danny then walks in with a smile. "I love the sound of my baby girl's laugh!"

"Hi smelly butt head!"

"Hey!" Danny frowns.

Jessica laughs and kisses the kids before grabbing her things and heading to the front door.

She then turns to Danny and smiles.
"Let's go.. smelly butt head."

Danny shakes his head and follows Jessica.
"This family is just cruel."

**

"You know, you look pretty cute in your little jumpsuit, missy."

"Thanks!" Jessica smiles.

"I might have to pound you a few times."

"Oh you're good with the ladies, aren't you?" Jessica smirks.

"I'd say so.  I did knock a certain someone up about fifty times."

Jessica giggles.
"Just about."

"Let's can this shopping trip and go have some real fun."

"No, we need groceries desperately, Daniel."

"Well my body needs you desperately."

Jessica looks at Danny and chuckles.

"What?  You mean old witch!"

"Am I really turning you on?"

"YES!"

"Shh!  Daniel, we're in the store!"

"Let's go to the bathroom."

"Are you kidding me?  I haven't used a pubic bathroom since March!  I'm not having sex near all those germs!"

"You're so irritating, Jess."

"Oh I'm sorry!" Jessica says in a funny voice.
"Let's finish up here."

**

"We're home!  Kids, help us get the bags out of the van!" Jessica says entering the house.

"Coming!" Baby Jessica runs towards the front door.

"Not you, little miss!" Jessica runs and scoops her up while carrying bags full of groceries.

"Gaga!" She laughs hysterically.

Jessica kisses her and walks to the kitchen.

"Santa caus! Santa caus! Jingle ahhh da wayyyyy!" Baby Jessica sings.

"Oh it's Christmas in September! Did you learn a new song?"

"Yesh! Dada sing!"

"Aw your dada sang it to you?"

"Ma dadaaa!" She smiles.

"Your dada is my baby. Did you know that?"

"I yew baby!"

"Oh of course you're my baby too!"

"You like me?"

"What a silly question! You were in my belly forever! I LOVE you!"

"I in your tummy!"

"Yep! And your brothers too!"

"Siwy!"

"It is kinda silly, huh?"

"Ya! Kish!" She puckers.

"Muah! Oh I love these sweet kisses!"

"Ya!" Jessie giggles.

**

Later that evening.

"Jess, are you almost out? Our show is about to start." Danny shouts from the bed.

Jessica opens the door and Danny's jaw drops.
"Oh wow.  Are you a speeding ticket?  Because you've got Fine, Fine, FINE written all over you!"

Just laughs and looks down.
"This old thing?"

"You better be giving' me some lovin' hot stuff."

"Hmm.  Mmmmaybe!" Jessica smiles sweetly.

Danny jumps up and runs towards Jessica.

"Ahhh!" Jessica screams and runs away.

"You're mine, big booty!" Danny then grabs Jessica and tosses her onto the bed.

Jessica cracks up as he spreads her legs and kisses her inner thighs.

Danny then kisses her stomach softly.
Jessica is very self conscious about her 'Mommy Pooch', so Danny loves to give it extra attention to show her how much he loves her beautiful body the way it is.

Danny then stands up straight and slides her underwear down.

"And there she is!" Danny smiles.

Jessica laughs and playfully smacks him on the cheek. "Will you stop talking and do the one thing you're good for?"

Danny chuckles and just stares at Jessica.

"I'm just playing.  You know I love you, honey bunch."

"Yeah, yeah.  Why don't you just pleasure yourself?"

"Fine!  I will!" Jessica moves her leg and sits up.

"The hell you will, this pussy's mine!" Danny grabs her legs and pulls her closer to his face, making Jessica fall into her back.

Jessica cracks up laughing.
"Ahh! Oh God!" She moans. "Make it good, Huston."

"Don't I always?"

Jessica giggles as she runs her hands through his hair. "Not always, babe."

***
Merry Christmas!! 🎄