Two Evil Friends
WWE City...
It was a bright a peaceful day in the city. The Birds are shining, The Sun is chirping, Tonga Loa Is Drowning with no one to save him because they're way more successful, and The skies are Bright and blue as usual.
Dean Crashes out the Window and starts flapping all over the place and then Randomly blows up a tree because fuck it.
Inside the House....
Sasha: Good Morning everyone.
Liv: Shut Up! I'm trying to get Brutally WRECKED by Daddy Dom over here!
Seth: Good morning Babe. Want some breakfast?
Sasha: of course Sethie.
They then hear some Rumbling coming from outside.
Seth: DEAN! STOP HUMPING THE CAR!!
Finn opens the door And Sees a FUCKING TANK!!!
MrRollins2: I'm Back Bitches!!! MUAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Dean: Aw damnit! I was Gonna Go Bathtub Bobsledding.
Finn: Stand Back! I got this!
He walks up to the tank and flicks it, Sending the Tank And MrRollins2 Flying off where He Randomly Explodes in the sky.
Suddenly, The "Screen" Shows that this was A Videotape That MrRollins2 and Cody.CHR were watching at Cody.CHR's Lair.
Cody.CHR: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
MrRollins2: That's not Funny!!
Cody.CHR: BWAHAHAHAHA!!! PLAY IT AGAIN! PLAY IT AGAIN!
MrRollins2: We watched this 10 Times Already!!!!
Cody.CHR: I like the part where the Idiot on the Tank Flew Away.
MrRollins2: Why the hell did you invite me over to your lair Anyway?
Cody.CHR: To watch you fail at evil of course *Troll face*
MrRollins2: Oh for fuck sakes, I'm leaving.
He Turns away to leave.
Cody.CHR: You're just jealous that I'm better at being Evil than you.
MrRollins2: Did you just say you're better than me?
Cody.CHR: Yup *Troll Face*
MrRollins2: WHAT DO YOU MEAN!?!?!? All those times you Fail At Life!!!
He then lists CHR's failures. Including but not limited to:
-Crying for his mommy in a fight with Dean.
-Burning on Fire
-Being Forgotten on a Flight
-Seth Walking in on Him drinking with Dean while listening to "I'm a barbie Girl"
Cody.CHR: YOU MADE MOST OF THOSE UP!! AND YOU SAID YOU'D NEVER BRING THAT LAST ONE UP EVER AGAIN!!
MrRollins2: I lied. MUAHAHAHAHA!!
Cody.CHR: Well what about YOUR screw ups.
He then Mentions MrRollins2's Failures. Including but not limited to:
-Getting Falcon punched by Dean
-Reading a Barbie Catalog
-The Tank from earlier
-Being Turned into a FUCKING Crown
-Getting trapped in Joe's head for 2 years
-Accidentally getting blown up by his own bomb
-Wanting CHR to be his Wife?
MrRollins2: WTF?!? THAT NEVER HAPPENED!!
Cody.CHR: Oh wait, that was a Dream. Forget what I just told you.
Suddenly, The TV shows a Skype Call from Cronus.
Cody.CHR pushes MrRollins2 out of the way and Answers the call.
Cronus: CHR!!!!
Cody.CHR: Oh uhh hey boss... How's you-
Cronus: Horrible!! Do you have any idea How much money was wasted!!??!!
Cody.CHR: I don't have any money, so I don't know what you m-
Cronus: Mal just blew $16 Quadrillion on a Fucking Simp-con ticket.
(It's like comic con but only for simps)
MrRollins2: Are you sure that Wasn't Chris?
Cronus: Oh hey There Pierce, What are you two doing?
MrRollins2: Oh ya know, just talking about how much he sucks. *points at CHR*
Cronus: To make up for The lack of funds I'm sending you two to do Evil Crap!
MrRollins2/Cody.CHR: BUT HE'S A NOOB! HEY!!
Cronus: My mind is made.
MrRollins2: But-
Cronus: Thank you come again.
Outside The WWE Gang's House...
MrRollins2: Okay since you have absolutely no fucking clue what you're doing, I'm gonna start us off.
Cody.CHR: Wait, Dean is coming.
MrRollins2 Hid in the Tree while CHR just stood there.
Dean walks by The Two and sees CHR.
Dean: Hey there CHR.
Cody.CHR: Shut up! I'm a Sign.
Dean: Okay see ya.
He leaves the area.
Cody.CHR: Nailed it!
MrRollins2 gets out of the Tree and the Two Evil Friends Go to the House.
MrRollins2: We'll just Bash in.
He Punches the Door, but it doesn't budge.
Door: Insert Coin to Continue.
MrRollins2: Shit. Do you have a coin?
Cody.CHR: What do I look like, a bank?
MrRollins2: We'll just go through the roof.
The Two Go to the roof.
MrRollins2: They'll never expect this.
He Ground pounds the roof.
Roof: Insert Coin to continue.
MrRollins2: MOTHER FUC-
Suddenly they do go through the roof and begin looking for Any money or valuables.
MrRollins2 Ended up finding 4 diamonds, Each 2 Carots. And He finds a Bigger one that's 6 Carots.
Unfortunately they Were stopped By Bayley
Bayley: Stop! You're stealing Charlotte's Valuables.
MrRollins2: of course these are Charlotte's. She gets Fucking everything.
Bayley: You better stop or-
Cody.CHR Jumpscares Bayley.
Cody.CHR: OR WHAT?!
MrRollins2: Tell us Where anything else is!!!
Bayley: Okay... I'll tell you...
She opens her mouth to speak.
Bayley: Insert Coin to Conti-
MrRollins2 Throws her out of the Window.
MrRollins2: Well that was fuckin' pointless, Let's just raid some more shit.
Suddenly, Randy Orton Appears.
Randy: STAHP RIGHT THERE! You have the Right to Remain Stupid!
MrRollins2: What the- how the- Why the hell are you here?!?
Randy: I've come to arrest-
BAM! CHR throws a rock at Randy.
The Two Friends made it out of the room to find more valuables.
CHR opens a Random door and 486 Police Cars Fly right into their faces.
The "Screen" Shows that Also was Being watched by the Duo.
Cody.CHR: Man, Remember when that happened?
MrRollins2: I hate this city.
End of One-shot.
This was just a One-shot I felt like making.
Cody.CHR Belongs to UCS754
MrRollins2 belongs to Me
Rise of M episode 2 coming Saturday Morning.
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