Stealing The Diamond

After escaping prison, Beta and Skully got home. A few days passed and tonight, they wanted to watch some TV.

Beta: Let's see what's on TV, shall we?

Skully: I got popcorn, and your favorite soda, Rib-Cola.

Beta: Nice! Come sit, I'm gonna put on a movie.

Skully: Coolio.

He sits down and snacks on some popcorn. Beta turns on the different channel instead.

Mayor: As the mayor, I hereby declare the Tunisian Archeological Exhibit...Open!

Beta eyeballed the big diamond in the back.

Skully: Beta...if you dare-

Beta: Change of plan, let's go get that diamond!

He facepalmed.

Skully: Do we really need that? Where would we even put it?

Beta: Skully, you wanna be rich, right?

Skully: I want to be wealthy, and you can't be rich by force-

Beta: Just stop being a buzzkill and come along.

Beta grabbed the car keys and dragged Skully with him, once they made it into the woods, they see the Museum from there.

Skully: Okay..now what?

Beta: We're busting in.

Skully: Okay- Wait, WHAT?!

Beta unfolded a scooter and put Skully on the back.

Skully: I think this will take brains, not brawn!

Beta: I take brawn!

Skully: Of course you do..

Beta: Hold on to your butt!

He speeds up and bursted through the wall, kicking a guard out of the way. They make it into the medieval section.

Guard: Woah! Uh, we gotta breach headed towards the medieval section.

Walkie Talkie: Uh, roger that. We're preparing to engage. Over.

They come up to three guards, two holding guns, and another holding a baton.

Skully: Shield, don't fail me now!

Skully prepares a shield, it deflects the bullets and knocks the baton out, and gets past the exhibition room, crashing the glass causing to sound the alarm.

Beta: Shit, get the diamond!

Skully got the diamond on a tow cable and gets back on the scooter, Beta then drives off with it.

They see they're being chased, Skully grabbed a rock and threw it at an officer, knocking them out of the police car.

Cop: No Johnny! Officer down, I repeat! Officer down!

A helicopter comes in with a sniper.

Sniper: Snipers a good job mate!

Beta: Use the bubble!

Skully: What bubble?!

Beta: Blow a bubble!

Skully doesn't even question it and gets a wand and a bubble blows over them, protecting them from the sniper.

After three shots, the bubble popped, but they're safe and go into the tunnel and out the bridge.

Sniper: Ah, piss!

The scooter stops, Beta and Skully reach the broken bridge.

The officers get out and point out their guns.

Cop: Sirs, Place your hands where I can see them, If you do not comply I will be forced to fire upon you!

Beta tries to bribe the cop with the diamond.

Cop: Bribery is a federal offense, sir.

Beta: Damn it..

Skully: Can you swim?

Beta: Of course I can, we're dolphins.

Skully: Hold on!

Skully pushes the diamond off, causing them both to fall in the water, and the cop tries shooting them, but misses.

-Somewhere on shore-

Skully woke up and finds Beta passed out, he looks to his other side and finds the diamond laying there.

Skully: Hey, we got it!

Beta woke up.

Beta: Hell yeah!

They fist bump and do a victory dance, Beta humping the air while Skully does the kazotsky kick.

(Diamonds!! :D)

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