Summary of previous chapter: Isuju was shopping for Karma's present when she met Kaneki. Karma entered the same shop and found Kaneki hugging Isuju. At the end of the day, after Karma and Kaneki fought, Kaneki lost and was tied up with a centipede stuck to his forehead.

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I haven't updated in sometime because of school//slapped
Yup I'm blaming it on school//slapped
Okay I'm sorry for not updating, writers block and stuff

SORRY FOR ALL THE LONG A/Ns

31st December 2015

New Year's Eve was a special day. It's the day where you wait for the beginning of a new year, a new beginning. But for two particular people, it was basically living their normal lives as they are suspended from school for five months after New Year's. Well to be more specific, for Karma, is two and a half months.

They were at Karma's house, bickering about who's at fault.

"WHY THE HELL DID YOU DO THAT?!" Isuju yelled at Karma. It was a first for Karma to see her so enraged.

"Well why not? I gave him a taste of his own medicine," Karma replied.

"Kaneki is definitely not a person you want to mess with," Isuju closed her eyes and rubbed her temples," but after you've humiliated him like that I guess the warning is too late for you."

"I did nothing much," Karma brushed it off quickly.

"Nothing much?" Isuju frowned," you left him there tied up with a centipede on his forehead. The cashier literally kicked him out into the streets. And since this is 2015, the modern era, people have phones to record it and put it on the Internet. The Ken family had to apologize to the public for his behavior. You better watch out, Kaneki is coming for you."

"I only tied him up, the rest of it has nothing gotta do with me," Karma replied.

"YEA? WELL HE'S GONNA COME AFTER ME IN ORDER TO FIND YOU," Isuju yelled once more, throwing the couch cushions at him.

"Come on, you know I'll protect you," Karma snaked his arms around her waist and pecked her on the lips.

However, Isuju deepened the kiss. She put her tongue in his mouth and used her hand to pull him closer.

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Karma's body weakened and he felt sluggish. He finally pulled away and fell back onto the couch. His face was flushed and he was panting.

"What the hell was that?" He said in between his pants.

"That's how my sister used to punish me when I did something wrong," Isuju explained while breathing heavily," it's your turn to get your punishment." She herself was feeling a bit dizzy. Karma was the first person she used the technique on.

"Really? That's punishment?" Karma crawled up to her, smiling," then I won't mind having the punishment again."

Karma pinned her down onto the sofa and placed his lips onto hers, he did what she did to him before.

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Karma had done 25 hits in 12 seconds. Without any practice, Karma did better than her.

After Karma got off her, she stayed still, not moving an inch. She laid still with her nose bleeding and her eyes rolled to whites.

Isuju had never experienced it before. The furthest Irina had ever pushed her was 20 hits. Having a change of only 5 hits made her faint.

Karma took the time that she was unconscious to bring her upstairs and lay her down nicely on his bed. He took off her spectacles and tucked her in.

Karma went downstairs to the kitchen to make some dinner. He 'made' pizza. Honestly, he was too lazy to cook so he ordered takeout.

During the waiting period, he was debating with himself whether to put aphrodisiac or not. He had just wanted to see her reaction and videotape it.

And finally, he made his decision.

After an hour, the pizza arrived and he transferred it to paper plates so that he didn't need to do the dishes later. He then placed the food on the dining table. Isuju woke up and walked groggily down the stairs.

"You can cook?" Isuju asked.

"Nope, I ordered takeout," Karma said as he took a seat," I was too lazy."

"Expected of Karma Akabane," Isuju muttered. She took a bite of the pizza," really? Pizza Hut?"

"What else did you expect from me?" Karma asked.

"You could at least heat up frozen pizza in the oven."

"Yea but then I would have to clean the oven and that sounds like too much work."

They decided to eat at the sofa while watching a movie. Isuju picked out one called 'The Pheonix Priestess: Fairy tail the movie'.

While Isuju was putting in the CD and Karma was in the toilet, the doorbell rang. Isuju stood up and went to open the door.

"Asano?"

Asano stood at the door, holding a paper bag in one hand.

"I knew you would be here," Asano said as he invited himself in.

"Get out," Isuju tried pulling him away from the couch but to no avail.

"I SAID GET OUT!" She used all her might to pull Asano and it finally worked. She poured all her anger into pulling him away from the couch.

"Take this first," Asano handed her the paper bag.

"How do I know that there isn't a bomb or tracking device in there?" Isuju said as she pushed it away.

"We were friends for some time, don't you trust me?"

"Friends? You freaking backstabber. I would throw you into a toilet bowl," Isuju scoffed.

"Anyway this is a late Christmas gift from me," Asano said as he placed the bag on the coffee table.

"Keep it, I don't-" Isuju was cut off by the sudden rush of feelings. Blood rushed to her cheeks. She felt sluggish and weak. Her legs felt as if it was going to give out any time.

And finally, her legs gave out. She fell into Asano's chest.

"What's wrong?" Asano looked down at Isuju and he struggled to keep her standing up.

Isuju looked up, blushing, at Asano. Her face was a centimeter away from his.

"Aaaaasaaaaaanoooooooo," Isuju slurred as she put her arms around Asano's neck. An almost invisible blush appeared on his cheeks.

"Why did you betray me?" Isuju asked as she giggled," is it because Subeta's hot? And you fell in love with her? Or are you attracted to her body and you're blinded by it?"

"Am I not good enough?" Isuju asked as she took off her jacket.

"Woah, what are you doing," Asano stopped her from taking of her jacket," what did Karma feed you?"

"Pizzaaa," Isuju smiled.

Karma then came out of the toilet to see Isuju hugging Asano. When Asano saw Karma, he gave him the 'what the heck' look.

Karma immediately went over and pulled Isuju away. As soon as Isuju saw Karma, she threw her arms around his neck.

"Asano, babe, meet my boyfriend, Karma Akabane-sama," Isuju squished Karma's cheeks and showed Asano.

Asano was silently laughing at Karma while Karma blushed due to the embarrassment. But Karma was happy about the fact that Isuju added the honorific, 'sama'.

However Asano noticed that Isuju referred to Karma as a boyfriend.

Asano felt disappointed, sad, angry, frustrated and a tinge of jealousy. But he wouldn't expect much after what happened on Christmas Eve.

He was still angry at Dekao Gaisho but he didn't have a choice back then. Isuju would be further humiliated by Dekao if he didn't say anything to hurt her.

Asano then came back to reality. Isuju was still squishing Karma's cheeks. Karma pulled her hands away and held her hands so that she wouldn't use them to embarrass him further.

"What did you feed her?" Asano asked.

"Pizza with aphrodisiac," Karma replied and Asano pinched the bridge of his nose.

"I know what you're thinking," Karma said," but no I'm not gonna take advantage of her. I'm just seeing her reaction."

"Asano," Isuju went up to him and gripped his collar. Her face got closer to him and she kissed him.

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Asano Gakushu was actually visibly blushing. However, he wasn't pushed to his limit even at 20 hits.

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And finally, Asano Gakushu was down.

"You didn't have to do that, you know," Karma said at the sight of Isuju pulling away from Asano.

"What?" Isuju giggled," do you want to kiss Asano instead?" Karma then shuddered at the thought of him and Asano kissing.

Isuju gave Karma a peck on the lips and said," You had just indirectly kissed Asano."

Karma scrunched up his face in disgust while wiping his mouth. His gaze then fell on the unconscious Asano who was on the floor.

"Isuju, can you sit on the couch and wait for a while? I'll get rid of Asano," Karma picked up Asano and threw him over his shoulder.

"Okayyyyy," Isuju smiled and sat on the couch.

Karma brought Asano to the toilet. He then whipped out his phone and recorded whatever happened next. His devil horns grew out of his head.

Karma lifted the toilet lid and shoved Asano's head into the toilet water. He then flushed the toilet.

Asano then regained his consciousness after his head had been in the toilet bowl for a while.

He lifted his head and turned towards Karma. He was extremely pissed off right now.

"Akabane," Asano gritted his teeth," give me that freaking phone fright now."

"Nah," Karma replied," I need it for comic relief."

Asano was already pushed the the point where he was angry enough to kill innocent squirrels. He fought with Karma over the phone.

At the end of the day, they both earned a few bruises from each other, the phone was crushed, and Isuju dozed off on the sofa and slept through midnight.

Oh well, Happy 2016 to you.

Well the ending sucked.
anD aND AND AND

GUYS,

I FEEL KINDA GUILTY
FOR PUTTING ASANO'S FACE INTO THE TOILET