**Wassup Fellow Grasshoppers?!?! Look, I'm sorry this update is SUPER late, but you know? CHRISTMAS!!!!!

This was requested by Summer_Luvs_L , and the character in here is HER OC, which means NO STEALING!!!

Well, gotta write B4 midnight!!!

See ya, Fellow Grasshoppers!!!!! WA-TAAAAAAAH!!!!!**
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A sunny day was upon Skyworld as a young girl decided to wisely spend it...

PLAYING SPLATOON!!!!!

"Yes, come on...!", she told herself, as the Game Pad was in her fingertips, getting played like a pro.

Dash's Brown-Ombré hair was frizzed, her hazel eyes were twitching wildly, and her toga (which looks similar to Pit's yet is black like Pittoo's), was dripping with Gamer Sweat.

She was trying to beat the final boss, DJ Octavius (who is my FAVE final boss), who wasn't making it easy on the Angel...

"Nononononononononononononononono.........", Dash scolded the screen, as she had only one life and no armor to protect her Inkling. To sadly speak of the handsome devil from earlier, when she was in the deepest concentration:

"HEY DASH!!! WHAT'S UP?!?!"

"WTFUDGE?!?!"

..... Pit came in and ruined it.....

"PIT!!!!!!!", the Female Pittoo yelled, "HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I TOLD YOU NOT TO INTERFERE WITH MY GAMING?!?!"

"I'm sorry!!!", he replied, "And you told me about... 13 times counting now..."

"**groans** Whatever... Now I have to start ALL FUDGING OVER AGAIN!!!!!"

Pit felt terrible, but said nothing as he sat down next to her. "What are you even playing?", he asked. "Splatoon.", she answered vaguely.

"Which is...?"

"A game in which you shoot stuff in ink with creatures called Inklings. Right now, I'm playing single player mode, trying to retrieve the Great Zapfish from the evil Octarians!"

"... And you wonder why you're always the last one to know stuff..."

Dash then made a pouty-face at that comment, and proceeded back to her game.

**Pit's POV**

DARN IT!!! WHY DOES SHE HAVE TO BE SO CUTE?!?! ARGH!!!!!

**sigh**

Ah well, she'll probably never feel the way I DO... I continued to watch her struggle, and she eventually decided to take a break from the game.

"Pit...", she suddenly started, but then shook her head. =I wonder what she was about to say...=, I thought, as she picked up the already smashed controller once again.

**Dash's POV**

Dang it...

It's all HIS freaking fault... Making me fail at my game during the only time of day I can RELAX!!!

URGH!!!!! Man, Palutena already gets on my nerves, and now I have to succumb to THIS DWEEB!!! The only thing that makes up for it is him being so darn cute...

URGH!!!!! I'M TURNING SOFT, NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! DANG IT, DANG IT, DANG IT, DANG!!! IT!!!
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**..... Yes, I'm a jerkface..... But I promised others I'd update!!! I DEEPLY APOLOGIZE Summer_Luvs_L , and I can only hope for you to find it in your heart to forgive meh!!!

Well, gotta update moar!!!

See ya, Fellow Grasshoppers, and MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!!!!

WA-TAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!**