The Power Of The Sinnamon Roll

@coop_mcfadden: IM LAUGHING SO HARD RN

@coop_mcfadden: CARTER JUST FOUND OUT ABOUT DAVID BOWIE

@stilesstilinski: SHES THREE DAYS LATE @coop_mcfadden

@coop_mcfadden: @stilesstilisnki She's crying on the floor listening to the labyrinth soundtrack

@maliatate: Who's David Bowie @coop_mcfadden

@itscarterbitch: @maliatate HOW DONYOU NOT IM

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@stilesstilinski: YOURE THE ONLY ONE I KNOW WHO HAS WATCHED THE LABYRINTH

@itscarterbitch: I LEGIT GREW UP ON THAT MOVIE

@itscarterbitch: I HAVE IT ON FUCKING VHS

@stilesstilinski: LYDIA JUST STARED AT ME WHEN I TRIED TO EXPLAIN THE MOVIE

@itscarterbitch: HELL TEHY PROBABLY HAVENT EVER WATCHED THE NEVER ENDING STORY EITHER

@stilesstilinski: THEY HAVENT

@stilesstilinski: THEYRE SUCH A DISAPPOINTMENT

@itscarterbitch: YOU REMIND ME OF THE BABE

@stileststilinksi: WHAT BABE

@itscarterbitch: THE BABE WITH THE POWER

@stilesstilinski: WHAT POWER

@itscarterbitch: THE POWER OF VOODOO

@stilesstilinski: WHO DO

@itscarterbitch: YOU DO

@stilesstilinski: HE WHAT

@itscarterbitch: REMIND ME OF THE BABE

@stilesstilinski: holy shit did we just bond

@itscarterbitch: I think we did

@stilesstilinski: does that mean you'll stop calling me bitch squealer

@itscarterbitch: Not a chance

@stilesstilinski: figured as much

@itscarterbitch: also, tell anyone about this and I kill you

@stilesstilinski: noted

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@itscarterbitch: hey loser

@itscarterbitch: why tf are you flirting with bitch squealer

@itscarterbitch: he's lame

@marareece: But you "bonded"

@itscarterbitch: brb I'm gonna go commit homicide

@marareece: NO

@marareece: HES TOO CUTE TO DIE

@itscarterbitch: MARA WTF EW

@itscarterbitch: he can't even bowl

@itscarterbitch: he's friends with COOPER

@marareece: so are you??

@itscarterbitch: I've seen the darkest parts of cooper I'm stuck with him

@itscarterbitch: STAY AWAY FROM BITCH SQUEALER HES NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU

@marareece: hmm

@marareece: nah

@itscarterbitch: bitch squealer squared

(@stilesstilinski was added to the group chat)

@itscarterbitch: MARA

@marareece: 😇

@stilesstilinski: this is it

@stilesstilinski: this is the day I die, isn't it?

@itscarterbitch: see you in hell fam

@marareece: I'll be in heaven

@marareece: bc I'm an angel

@itscarterbitch: honey, lying is a sin

@stilesstilinski: well, Mara can be my sinnamon roll

@itscarterbitch: I will drive across the fucking border and castrate you

@stilesstilinski: that's my cue

(@stilesstilinski has left the group chat)

@marareece: why do you always do this

@itscarterbitch: its what I do

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Not edited as always lolol

Dedicated to ZayumMrCam bc Mara is the main character in her new stiles fic "on twitter" and Carter's cousin

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