Aunt Flo

@coop_mcfadden: you guys

@coop_mcfadden: I currently have the reincarnation of Satan herself lying on my floor

@itscarterbitch: you are literally two feet away I will fucking stab you

@stilesstilinski: what's her issue

@isaaclahey: menstrual cycle?

@coop_mcfadden: menstrual cycle.

@itscarterbitch: wtf why am I in this group chat

@itscarterbitch: and when did y'all become friends

@itscarterbitch: I don't agree with this

@stilesstilinski: why are you here?

@coop_mcfadden: because we all hate you and it's fun to talk about you

@stilesstilinski: oh I second that

@isaaclahey: I don't necessarily HATE you

@isaaclahey: you hate stiles so that's a win

@stilesstilinski: hey

@itscarterbitch: BITCH SQUEALER

@isaaclahey: bitch squealer

@coop_mcfadden: bitch squealer

@stilesstilinski: where's Scott I feel very alone rn

@isaaclahey: Scott's too nice

@isaaclahey: we're all rude people

@itscarterbitch: I like this kid

@itscarterbitch: Cooper go get me food

@itscarterbitch: PLEEEAAAASSSEEE

@coop_mcfadden: no wtf I'm right next to you

@coop_mcfadden: get it yourself

@itscarterbitch: fun fact: he was typing that as he grabbed his keys

@itscarterbitch: he's my little slave

@coop_mcfadden: what do you want

@itscarterbitch: In n Out wtf?

@itscarterbitch: you know my order

@isaaclahey: this is actually pretty entertaining

@stilesstilinski: extremely

@itscarterbitch: oh my god I'm getting sick

@itscarterbitch: Getting sick and being on your period is the worst

@isaaclahey: nope

@stilesstilinski: plz don't

@itscarterbitch: I mean, one sneeze or cough, and its fucking Niagara Falls down there

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@itscarterbitch: I love having this power

@coop_mcfadden: Carter wtf

@itscarerbitch: go back to getting me food slave boy

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@itscarterbitch: Me rn because Cooper fucked up my order [photo above]

@coop_mcfadden: SHE SENT ME TO GO GET A NEW SHAKE @itscarterbitch

@itscarterbitch: I SPECIFICALLY ASKED FOR VANILLA TO DIP MY FRIES IN @coop_mcfadden

@coop_mcfadden: Bitch @itscarterbitch

@itscarterbitch: hoe @coop_mcfadden

@sighkat: Why can't we be friends? Why can't we be friends? 🎶 @coop_mcfadden @itscarterbitch

@itscarterbitch: Because my uterus is trying to crawl its way out of my body 😊 @sighkat

@sighkat: Ah makes sense @itscarterbitch