Embarrassment And Contraceptives

@itscarterbitch: *begs grandma all month to go Christmas shopping for my internet friends*

@itscarterbitch: *takes me on CHRISTMAS EVE*

@itscaterbitch: "you got a message about 'scaria sex' the other day, maybe we should get aria condoms"

@scottmccall: oh my god

@itscarterbitch: I'm calling Malia for moral support

@itscarterbitch: my grandpa is so done

@maliatate: Carter sounds like she's dying rn

@itscarterbitch: STOP IM SICK

@itscarterbitch: OMFGDKSKIS SHES ACTUALLY GOING TO WHERE THEY KEEP THE CONDOMS

@maliatate: "Frank honey where are you going?"

@itscarterbitch: "away from you Deborah"

@maliatate: Carter sounds adorable when she's sick

@itscarterbitch: STOOOOPPP

@lydiamartin: where tf is aria

@lydiamartin: she's missing some serious carlia rn

@itscarterbitch: "Bareskin or ultra ribbed?" IM CRYING

@maliatate: this is great

@maliatate: "why are you complaining? They aren't for you."

@maliatate: "now, how large do you think that McCall boy is?"

@scottmccall: this is so weird for me

@scottmccall: where's aria she should be suffering with me

@itscarterbitch: SHE FLAGGED DOWN THIS KID TO ASK HIS OPNINION

@itscarterbitch: AND WHEN HE TURNED AROUND SHE SAID "oh nevermind you wouldn't know"

@maliatate: SAVAGE

@itscarterbitch: IM DYING ON GHE INSIDE

@maliatate: "wipe that look off your face these are for aria"

@ariamiller: I JUST WOKE UP

@scottmccall: ITS 2 PM

@ariamiller: SHHHHH IK

@ariamiller: I NEVER SLEEP THIS LATE

@scottmccall: Carter's grandma is trying get you condoms for Christmas

@ariamiller: why

@ariamiller: I have enough

@itscarterbitch: SCARIA

@maliatate: MORE IMPORTANTLY SCARIA SEX

@lydiamartin: I'm proud

@scottmccall: I'm uncomfortable

@ariamiller: DID I MISS A CARLIA PHONE CALL

@lydiamartin: ITS STILL HAPPENING UOURE OKAY

@maliatate: "I swear to god Malia I'm about to jump in front of the cart so I can die a less painful death"

@itscarterbitch: I SHOWED HER THE MESSAGES WHERE AROA SAID SHE ALREADY HAD SOME AND OSNDHJEJ

@maliatate: "Good for her. At least SHES sexually active"

@ariamiller: DID YOUR GRANDMA JUST ROAST YOU

@itscarterbitch: SHE DID

@itscarter: ITS OKAY MY GRANDPA IS BACK

@maliatate: "what is that?"

@maliatate: "it's Starbucks you old bat"

@lydiamartin: I OFFICIALLY OTP CARTERS GRANDPARENTS

@itscarterbitch: "is carter still on the phone?"

@maliatate: "oh she's on the phone with her girlfriend"

@ariamiller: AGSNKSMISNG

@itscarterbitch: "grandma we aren't dating"

@maliatate: "where does she live again"

@itscarterbitch: "oh Frank she lives in California"

@maliatate: "California is full of surfers and bimbos"

@itscarterbitch: "I was raised in California"

@maliatate: "exactly"

@itscarterbitch: SHE JUST CALLED MY GRANDPA AN OREGON HIPPIE AND TURNED TO WALK AWAY

@itscarterbitch: BUT HE GRABBED HER BUTT INSTEAD

@itscarterbitch: THIS IS ACTUALLY THEM IN A NUTSHELL

@ariamiller: GOALS WOW

@maliatate: I love how aria can literally ship anything

@ariamiller: true

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@maliatate: I don't know what's better, Carter's face or the fact that she can barely pick up the turkey [photo above]

@itscarterbitch: @maliatate I TRUSTED YOU WITH THAT

@stilesstilinski: @itscarterbitch BLACKMAIL

@ariamiller: @maliatate @itscarterbitch PRECIOUS

@sighkat: @maliatate @itscarterbitch MOMS

@catherbrooks: WHAT DID I MISS

@catherbrooks: THIS IS ALL LUKAS'S FAULT

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Not edited as always

Fun fact: aria waking up at 2 pm is inspired by hijackedsheo because this actually happened today and it was great

AND YAY CATHER IS FINALLY JOINING US

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