Scheming

@kirayukimura: guess who finally got her license! @maliatate [photo above]

@ariamiller: @kirayukimura @maliatate MY BABY IS GROWING UP OMFG

@lydiamartin: @kirayukimura @maliatate IM SO PROUD

@itscarterbitch: @kirayukimura @maliatate Cuties 😊

@ariamiller: C

@scottmccall: A

@masonhewitt: R

@lydiamartin: L

@kirayukimura: I

@liamdunbar: A

@maliatate: I don't get it

@itscarterbitch: @maliatate Me neither

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@ariamiller: "CUTIES"

@lydiamartin: SHE JUST CALLED HER CUTE

@ariamiller: I KNOW

(@itscarterbitch was added to the group chat)

@itscarterbitch: oh god

@ariamiller: so, you think Malia is cute?

@itscarterbitch: yeah so

@lydiamartin: CARLIA IS REAL

@itscarterbitch: wtf is carlia

@itscarterbitch: oh tell me you didn't

@ariamiller: WE SO DID

@ariamiller: how cute is Malia on a scale of 1-10

@itscarterbitch: wow is this how you feel Lydia

@lydiamartin: on a daily basis

@lydiamartin: how the tables have turned

@ariamiller: YOU DIDNT ANSWER MY QUESTION

@itscarterbitch: because you sound like you're 13 

@ariamiller: REMEMBER WHEN SHE CALLED YOU CUTE

@itscarterbitch: remember when I left this conversation

@ariamiller: what no

(@itscarterbitch left the group chat)

@ariamiller: oh

@lydiamartin: I saw that coming

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@itscarterbitch: SCOOT CONTROL YOUR GIRLFRIEND

@scottmccall: @itscarterbitch I gave up trying a long time ago

@ariamiller: LET ME SHIP WHO I WANNA SHIP @itscarterbitch

@stilesstilinski: how does it feel? @itscarterbitch

@itscarterbitch: NO ONE ASKED YOU BITCH SQUEALER @stilesstilinski

@maliatate: WHO ARE WE SHIPPING???

@ariamiller: FUNNY YOU ASK @maliatate

@itscarterbitch: oh my god

@itscarterbitch: kill me

@ariamiller: BUT THEN CARLIA WOULDNT HAPPEN @itscarterbitch

@maliatate: Carlia?

@masonhewitt, @ariamiller, @lydiamartin, @sighkat, and @scottmccall retweeted @maliatate's tweet

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@maliatate: Carlia is us isn't it

@itscarterbitch: I'm afraid so

@maliatate: why?

@itscarterbitch: because our friends are delusional

@maliatate: you know what we should do?

@maliatate: we should mess with them

@itscarterbitch: what do you mean

@maliatate: pretend we're "talking", do otp things

@itscarterbitch: holy shit that's maniacal

@itscarterbitch: I like it