Chapter 11: One Must Never Rush
Still on Main Street, the Farmers Team is having trouble getting Jack. The Farmers tries to grab him, but Jack is too quick.
A farmer cries out, "How can someone so big be so nimble?! Just let me bean you already, for cryin' out loud!"
"In your dreams, buddy!" Jack says and lets out a, "Raaagh!" and dashes off.
"Geez, he's fast! I can't keep up..." The second farmer says.
Vil calls out, "Don't let him draw you any further out!"
And the farmers say, "Sorry, sir. We lost him."
"It's fine. I must admit that it's much harder than I was expecting to accurately hit a moving target when slinging beans by hand," Vil says. He then looks at the map, "According to the map, there should be a farmer supply point not too far from here. If we want to have a smoother time dispatching monsters, we should arm ourselves at a supply crate."
Sometimes later...
In the woods behind the campus, Vil is able to find the crate for the Farmers.
"Aha. That must be the farmer crate there, draped in orange cloth. Let's see," Then looks inside, "A magic camo jacket, a bean blaster, and several bean bags... Yes, this is a passable selection."
One of the students says, "Sir, we'll stand watch for you. Please, go ahead and put it all on."
"Why, that's very considerate of you. How can I turn down an offer like that?" Vil replies, and begins to grab the supplies.
Then he puts the gear on.
Vil looks at himself and says, "The Beans Camo collection—a bold, modern camouflage design based on a traditional motif. It draws inspiration from the farmers who slew the monster plaguing Happy Valley, bringing peace back to their bespoiled land. Its centerpiece is a vibrant combat jacket that leaves a powerful visual impression. A waist belt gives the comically baggy fit a certain chic flair...while the use of minimalist black as an accent color on the pants and accessories pulls the look together. And the coup de grace? An updo offset by a classic beret. Effortless, by all appearances, yet meticulously styled to perfection!"
The Garmer is impressed, "Whoa... Amazing! Nobody knows beauty like the housewarden of Pomefiore."
"I barely understood most of that, but I can tell this is a big deal!" The second student says.
"Then at least internalize this: Accessorize oversized outerwear with a small handbag. That's all you need to evoke this season's fashion trends. That's a styling tip you can use yourselves, starting today. I expect you to memorize it!" Vil explains.
The first Farmer says, "Yes, sir! Thank you for the trip, sir!"
"We'll pass it on to our housewarden. I'm sure he'll appreciate it!" the second Farmer says.
Suddenly, Rook appears, " Heh heh heh... Leave it to Vil to spare no effort in pursuit of pulchritude, even during this game. I must say, though—he certainly wasted no time securing both equipment and allies. Were I to challenge him now, I would undoubtedly go from predator to prey. One must never rush when hunting dangerous game. I should see about securing some equipment and allies of my own.
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