Brick bounced onto the stage happily and hopped around a bit before leaping in front of the microphone seeming full of energy because the writer didn't know what else to do because the description of Ophiuchus is short. 

"WELCOME TO TWINKLE TWINKLE LITTLE STARS Y'ALL!" the tom yelled into the microphone making every cat in the crowd pull their ears back. Brick fell off his paws dragging the mic down with him making the mic make horrible noises now making the crowd put their paws over their ears. Oh StarClan, when would this nightmare end. The host quickly scrambled to his paws still looking a bit loopy. "Sorry cats of the crowd, I had a few drinks before this," he said not thinking and the crowd booed at him as they would at Sprinkles.  

Brick didn't acknowledge the boos and put the microphone back in its holder somehow. "Please welcome Sprinkles to the stage," he announced before practically falling off the stage. 

And the nightmare continued.

Sprinkles padded back onto the stage, bandages were wrapped around her left front paw and she had much difficulty walking on it so simply just walked on three legs instead. She got up to the stage and pressed a button on the remote but the screen didn't light up like it normally did. After pressing it a few more times she just gave up and concluded the batteries were dead. As if this day couldn't get any worse than the crowd already booing at her.

"Hello! I am back again," she greeted the crowd. A dark brown cat in the crowd had his wide eyes fixated on Sprinkles making Sprinkles feel a bit uncomfortable. He seemed to mouth 'Sprinkle my mountain' making Sprinkles cringe a bit. She hoped none of the kits had seen that even though she knew they were busy booing at her to notice. 

"I am here to talk about the constellation Ophiuchus the Serpent Holder. It represents  Asclepius. He's the famous healer in Greek Mythology if you didn't know, and he is also shown as a man holding a serpent as shown by the constellation Serpens" Sprinkles started trying to ignore the booing and that weird tom who was trying to hit on her. She noticed another she-cat mouthing similar pick-up lines which just made her annoyed now. Why was ever cat either booing at her or hitting on her?! Nevertheless she sighed and continued, "He basically is thought to have learned how to bring twolegs back from the dead when he saw snakes bringing herbs to each other."

"GET OFF THE STAGE!" A cat from the crowd yelled and most of the crowd howled in approval except the two cats who had been hitting on her; they were yowling pick-up lines. The she-cat had a sushi backpack and a cap with sushi on it, odd. The tom, however, had a cowcat (cowboy) hat and boots. Why did they have to be so hot? Sprinkles questioned herself before just leaving the stage with no explanation. 

Brick crawled back onto the stage now looking even drunker than before. "Remember kits, don't drink and drive," he said groggily before collapsing to the ground and loosing consiousness. 

A new cat to ship Sushi with, you're welcome.

~Dusky