57: Octans
"Hello," Brick is suddenly on stage, a slightly annoyed look on his face. "I'm Brick, your host tonight yatta yatta."
Brick pads to the side of the stage and sweeps his tail in a grand motion. He's visibly annoyed, though it's not clear as to why.
"I guess I'll be welcoming someone...shudder...great...onto our wonderful show tonight..." Brick meowed, his ears flat.
Before Brick can say anything else, a brown bat trots on stage. He is the complete opposite of Brick.
"HIYO!!!" The brown cat screams. "I'M KCIRB!!!! PRONOUNCED 'CURB'!!!"
Brick seems %100 done. He clears his throat and stands taller, but when he speaks his voice is faltering.
"This is uh, Kcirb...he's um...my uh...he'll be presenting the constellation-" Brick meowed, but Kcirb stamped his paw on the stage to interrupt Brick.
"OCTANS!!" Kcirb screams, and everyone in the audience grabbed the ears and cried because they were now deaf.
Brick opens his mouth, but Kcirb is already speaking.
"Octans is a constellation," he announced. He pushed a button on his remote and patiently waited for the screen to completely come down before speaking.
Kcirb cleared his throat. "Octans is located in the Southern Hemisphere, and was introduced by the French astronomer Nicolas Louis de Lacaille."
Murmurs of, "What's an astronomer?" And "Is that a Twoleg?" radiates through the crowd.
"Surprisingly," Kcirb said, "there are no myths surrounding this constellation."
Kcirb begins to spastically bow and blow kisses to the crowd, and at one point the crowd is worried that he will explode the stage.
Brick rushed over. "Okay you're done get out."
Brick loudly and obnoxiously ushers Kcirb off of stage, acting completely out of character and odd. Once Kcirb is gone, Brick takes his own bow.
"That'll wrap this episode up," he said quickly. "Okay bye."
Brick rushes off of stage, leaving the crowd to mutter in confusion.
~Kraken
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