Brick pads out onto the stage, waving his tail to the large crowd of fainting fangirls and adoring tom cats.

"HEEEELLLOOO!" Brick yowled over the noise. "I'm your host, the one, the only: BRICK!"

Brick pads around to the left side of the stage where a golden she-cat in the faints.

"Please put your paws together for MOONMOON!" Brick smiled.

A huge white dog trots into view and comes to a stop next to Brick. Gasps and howls of terror rise from the crowd.

"It's okay, it's fine!" Brick cried. "Moonmoon is...different..."

Moonmoon lets out a little whimper.

"Why are they scared? I'm no different than them..." she barked.

"Well, you are a dog." Brick cleared his throat. "Now present your constellation."

"Dog?!" Moonmoon howled. "I'm not a-"

Brick silences the dog with 'the look'.

"O-Oh. My constellation is..is...leeebraff.." Moonmoon squinted at the card that she held in her paw.

"Libra." Brick corrected in a calm voice.

Moonmoon clears her throat.

"Lidra."

Brick face-palms, then sighs, shaking his head.

"My constellation is Lidra," Moonmoon continued. She pushed a small button and a screen lowers.

"Ancient Greeks considered Libra a part of the Scorpio Constellation, and it's said that the Moon was located in Libra when Rome was founded. Huh," Moonmoon added. "I didn't know I was in Libra when Rome was founded."

Brick sits up suddenly.

"Did you just say 'Libra' correctly?" He meowed.

"Lidra." Moonmoon tilted her head.

"Never mind." Brick sighed, sitting back down.

Moonmoon shrugged . "ANYWAY." She barked. "The Romans favored Lidra because they thought it was associated with balanced seasons and equal lengths of night and day."

A large black tom stands up in the audience. His fur is fluffed up.

"You are putting us all in danger with that dog here!" He yowled. A wall of yowls of agreement followed.

Brick laughed nervously. "Um, that's it for Moonmoon, uh..." He looked at the dog. "You can, uh, leave now"

Moonmoon leaps off the stage and plows through the crowd of cats and disappears.

Brick sighed for the 100 hundredth time that day. "That's it for today, everyone..." He turned and exited stage.

~Kraken
I don't know what I'm doing lol