Brick pads onto the stage to a fanfare of trumpets and assorted clapping tracks, his bright neon green glow-in-the-dark tie shining brightly.

"WELCOME BACK TO TWINKLE TWINKLE LITTLE STARS!" yelled the tom excitedly into his microphone. "I'm your host, Brick! And today presenting our constellation is HARESPRING!"

A brown and white tom enters, carrying the presentation-slide-clicker-thingy in his jaws. 

"Who's Harespring?" asked a random cat to another.

The other cat shrugged. "Idk. Just someone whose name has Hare- in it so Ember can make a (bad) joke."

Harespring straightens his tie angrily and sighs. He opens his mouth to begin.

"Ok, first of all, I'm WindClan's deputy in T&S. So, you should really know my name. But secondly-- the constellations today is Lepus!"

He clicks the clicker thingy, and the projector screen turns on slowly. The crowd wait impatiently for it to load.

"Anyway, this is yet another Greek constellation, like 99% percent of the others, and it's-- well, a hare. It looks like this:"

"Honestly, I think it looks more like a stick figure than anything, but whatever. It's supposed to be a hare--"

"LOL your name is Harespring hahahahahahahaha--" yelled a random cat. Probably the same random cat, but since I never bothered to name him/her, you'll never know.

The crowd erupts into laughter because Ember's joke is obviously hilarious and you should all be laughing. Out loud. ALL OF YOU! YES, I'M TALKING TO YOU!

"Here it looks kind of like a hare. But seriously, once you're looking this hard, of course you see a hare."

"Anyway, as for other interesting facts-- uh, it's not really in any myths. But sometimes it's being hunted by Orion and his dogs. So, uh that's all."

Harepounce shoots off the stage, exiting his computer and putting Brick's up on the projector. 

(Brick's screen):

"LOL HAHAHAHAH WOW THAT'S YOUR BEST BRICK--"

"And that'll end our show today good day see you next time bai"

The screen goes abruptly black.

by Ember, who's PRETTY sure that was quite short XD