Brick scurries onto the stage hurriedly. "WE'RE LATE FOR THE SHOW C'MON PEOPLE MOVE"

A cat appears magically. "HI GUYS I'M LOPA AND I APOLOGIZE FOR THE SUCKY CHAPTER WHICH LEOPARD IS WRITING RIGHT NOW"

"SHE HAS NO INSPIRATION"

"that's literally her excuse?" a bored audience member asked another. "boy, that is so overused I can't even what"

Brick bowed and scurried off "HAVE FUN WITH HER I NEED COFFEE"

Lopa sighed and then began bouncing around in circles again. "HE WON'T FIND ANY COFFEE I DRANK IT ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL--"

cue security guards

They stormed in, four giants of cats, grabbed Lopa and slung her into a sack. Muffled screams emitted from the sack. One security guard pulled off his mask that all security guards are required to wear because it's a crime not to.

"I AM ACTUALLY LOPA WELCOME TO THE SHOW!" 

much cheering commences

no actually the audience just sits there and sighs. "Another one?" the same audience cat asks his neighbor, but this time the neighbor on the OTHER side of him so therefore it's a different cat and sort of better I guess

"I am here to present to you INDUS!!!!!!!!!! Like the constellation before this, it ends in -us and was found by an old guy who clearly found a lot of constellations, Plancius. Weird name amirite???? It represents the Indian. Since Dutch explorers encountered many indigenous peoples on their expeditions, it is unclear if the constellation's name refers to a native of the East Indies, Madagascar, or South Africa. BUT LITERALLY NO ONE CARES."

Lopa ran away into the midnight moon over mountain and cried over Fred and George's lost ear, and also twin, but who cared about Fred when you had moral support manatees?

"AUDIENCE, IT'S YOUR CUE TO CLAP. PLEASE CLAP OR FANCYFUR WILL DESTROY YOUR FUR WITH HIS NEW PLASTIC TORCH THAT IS GREAT AT BURNING STUFF. IT'S MADE OUT OF YELLOWSTAR CERTIFIED PLASTIC COPYRIGHT 2016--"

"Wait!" cried a small kit in the audience, ignoring the glares Brick sent her as she interrupted his business reel ("BLUESTAR WILL KILL ME") and stood on the arm of her chair even though technically cats don't know what arms are, or chairs, but this is a spoof so wHO CARES.

"It's almost 2017! So that means that anything copyright 2016 won't be copyright anymore in--" she checked her smol watch on her smol paw with its smol  hands ticking round and round the smol face-- "SO THAT MEANS FREE MARSHMALLOWS FOR EVERYBODY!"

no one questioned her twisted logic and the cats stayed up late ridiculing donald trump and brick and the constellation indus and there was happiness forever more

CONFETTI TIME

HAPPYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY NEW YEARRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

(unlessyou'rechineseanddon'tcelebratethisnewyearinwhichcaseyouwinafreeboxofgummybearsbutyouhavetoshowyourbirthcertificatebecausebrickisagoodytwoshoes--)

"ENOUGH"

written by leopard, happy new year everyone! :D