41: Hydra
The beloved ginger tom leaped up onto the stage and faced the crowd.
"Welcome back to Twinkle Twinkle Little Stars!" Brick announced standing tall above the crowd. "Today we have a very special guest, the one who always breaks the fourth wall in her chapters because she doesn't take them seriously enough! Please put your paws together for Dusky!"
Not long after Brick announced Dusky's name a brown she-cat flew onto the stage as the crowd booed.
"Hello! My name is DuskyKat, destroyer of characters, crusher of dreams! It is a pleasure to be here and explain this 36-word paragraph and turn it into 500 words or more!" the brown she-cat said with a smirk across her muzzle.
Dusky took a look at her script and just threw it behind her. "No one ever needed scripts anyway,"
"Booooo! Stop breaking the fourth wall and go back behind the scenes!" One cat shouted from the crowd.
"I'm good. So this constellation is called Hydra the water snake. This thing says he's the largest of the like 88 constellations this guy named Lernaen Hydra made up. Man, his name is weird. I guess this constellation is good at swimming or something? Well, the thing didn't say," the brown cat babbled on.
By now the crowd was getting bored mixed in with an anxious feeling. They wanted the cat gone.
"Oh! But it does say he is a monster from this myth called Heracles' Twelve Labors. Wait... why do we even need to know that? Why am I even talking about this? Wait, what were we talking about?" Dusky said with a puzzled expression.
The crowd literally all facepawed.
"Wifey! You're not doing a very good job!" Rio hissed from somewhere that no one would ever know.
"I remember what I was doing! I was going to pull a picture of this hideous snakey thing," Dusky mewed pulling out a little remote and clicked the blue button on it pulling up an image.
"I mean just look at that thing! It's the more scary thing ever," Dusky laughed putting the remote on the ground.
"Something else is going to be even scarier if you don't start being serious," the Rio voice snapped.
"Well there's not much else in the script so I guess I'll just end the chapter," Dusky said tossing the microphone to the ground making an 'errrrrrrrrr' on impact forcing all the cats to cover their ears hoping Brick would save the day.
The ginger tom quickly ran onto the stage as Dusky flew away to the Cats Of Science headquarters and picked up the microphone relieving every cat from the awful noise.
"That was quite interesting..." Brick began. He didn't really know what to think of this anymore. "This has been Twinkle Twinkle Little Stars and I am your host Brick. Goodnight!"
Hope this chapter was fun, I know I had fun writing it. This is Dusky signing off ☺
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