39: Hercules

The crowd lets out a few spatters of applause as Brick pads out onto the stage, waving his tail at the crowd with a bright smile. 

"Welcome, welcome!" he called, quieting everyone down with his charming voice. "Welcome back to Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Stars!"

The crowd quiets.

"Today we've got a visitor from the Warriors series here to present a constellation for you... everyone say hello to Tigerstar!"

The crowd goes silent as a dark brown tabby tom pads out onto the stage, amber eyes gleaming with a hint of evilness.

"Now, if you're worried for your safety, like most cats here, then don't be! We have a safety net ready to drop down on him, a fleet of security guards, and a lot of cats to sacrifice!" Brick calmed the crowd.

Tigerstar flashed a smile, lips drawing back to show his pearly white teeth. "Yep," the tom growled. "I would like to present this constellation without any murder, but sometimes it's necessary."

Brick ducks offstage.

"Hello everyone," Tigerstar meowed, dipping his head. "For the record, I broke the projector in a fit of rage, so we can't have any pictures this episode... moving on." 

"Hercules was a demigod, but he became immortal after... something Hera didn't like. Now Hera was pretty pissed at Hercules and Zeus, for doin' the thing Hera didn't like, and since Hercules was immortal, she couldn't kill him and had to resort to making his life, like super hard."

"She cast a spell that made him go insane—wrong word, probably. I thought he was totally cool. Anyways, while under the spell he, like, totally killed his kids and stuff! How sweet is that!"

"Some stuff happened and Hercules met with the king and the king told him that he had to do some stuff, known as the Labors of Hercules.  Or labours. Whatever floats your boat."

"Mooooving on, he did all the labors and married some lady and the end. That's the myth of Hercules. The constellation is pretty rad, though. It's the fifth largest and stuff. Yeah. I'm leaving now."

Tigerstar pads off the stage, and Brick tentatively pokes his head.

"Thanks for watching," he squeaked before Tigerstar pulled him back.

By a confused Rio. I hope you enjoyed. ⛈

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