Brick sauntered in, curling his tail and trying to hide a loud yawn. "Welcome back to Twinkle Twinkle little star, and next up we have, uh," Brick glanced behind him, looking for conformation, then turned back to the audience, "Scourge!"

The audience break into applause, cheering and calling for Scourge to enter. The lights flash and smoke hisses in, and music blares through the speakers. People scream and fangirl in their seats

"LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!" shouts a voice through the smoke. "IT IS I, THE ONE AND ONLY SCOURGE!"

A group of young teenage cats from the corner screamed and shook each other. "SCOURGE! SCOURGE! SCOURGE!"

"Please, ladies, no photographs. I'm sure you're all dying to hear about where I've been, but I've been called to do, drum roll, a speech on DORADO THE CONSTELLATION!!!"

"WOOT!" Born shrieked, barging into Scourge.  "Give me a D! Give me an O! Give me an R! give me an A! Give me a D! Give me a O! Give me a DORADO!" Bone cheered, grinning.

*"D-O-R-A-D-O! DORADO!" The audience screams, crying for the heartthrob Scourge.

"So, yeah this funky little biter was found in the 16th century from those real slick Dutch twolegs!"

"OH MY GOD THE COLOUR CHANGING COLLAR!"

"KILL ME NOW!"

"As you can see it's next to a large a jmagellania-what thing," Scourge continued, brandishing his dog tooth claws. "Oh and it's meant to be a picture of a Dolphinfish. Yeah wait WHAT?!? YOU GET I, SCOURGE THE COOL, AND GIVE ME A FISH!"

"OH THE ARROGANCE! WHAT AN INSULT!" Scourge shouted. "I QUIT! I WON'T BE DEGRADED BY A FISH!" Scourge threw the mic at Bricks head and stormed off, quaking in anger.

"AND THATS ALL FOLKS SORRY FOR SCOURGE GOODBYE AND DON'T DRINK THAT VODKA, IT MAKES ME FEEL FUNNAYYY!""

Written by a rather tired Olivia who must do updates.