Brick happily trots onto the stage, grinning proudly. "Welcome back to Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Stars!" He announced expressively. "Let's meet today's speaker... And it's... Lionblaze!"

A muscular golden tom proudly struts onto the stage, but a plethora of boos can be heard. Lionblaze seemed unfazed, and carried on.

One cat in the crowd, a small gray tom, decided to speak up. "Mary-Sue..." He muttered, yellow gaze darting to the floor.

"Well, hello, I'm Lionblaze and-" he paused, eyes gleaming. "Why should I introduce myself?! Everyone knows who I am!" He puffed out his furry, pale golden chest. "Today, I'm going to be talking about a constellation called Chamaeleon."

He took out a jumble of notes, mumbling to himself as he tried to rearrange the cards, some fluttering to the ground in a piled-up mess.

Some she-cat whispered to her mate, sneering. "His performance is as lousy as his fighting."

Lionblaze then smiled, revealing his fanged grin. "So. As I looked up on Wikipedia, not much is none about this constellation. Although, it is one of the smallest constellations in the sky, 79th in size. Talk about cute, am I right?!"

The crowd of cats was silent, blinking recklessly up at him. Crickets were chirping in the background, quite appropriate for the scene that laid before them.

Lionblaze merely flattened his ears, but went on with the information. "Would you like to see what it looks like?!" He exclaimed questioningly. He looked around wildly, mouth gaped open, lips curled back in a smile.

One cat, a young apprentice, screeched happily. "Yes! I would love to see what it looks like!"

All the cats just stared, giving the apprentice a look.

Lionblaze just nodded approvingly to the tom. He pressed a button on the remote, and a picture slowly came into view.

A murmuring passed through the cats, all buzzing with comments. Some mews consisted of, 'it doesn't even look like a lizard,' or 'what in great StarClan is that?!'

Lionblaze smiled. "Isn't it awesome?! Really something you can sink your teeth into!" He chuckled, proud of his pun.

A ShadowClan tom hissed, baring his teeth. "Wow, Lionblaze..."

Lionblaze sighed. "Since there isn't much things on Chamaeleon, I decided I'll just show pictures of real chameleons."

He pressed a button as three pictures appeared on the screen.

Some cats cooed and purred at the small lizards.

"Aren't they cute?!" Lionblaze asked, pupils dilating. "I just want to touch one!"

"I wish I could eat it." A black tom mewed darkly, as everyone turned to stare at him.

Lionblaze just backed away, feeling warm. "Heh. Okay then... I guess I'm done!" Lionblaze pelted off stage, tail lashing briskly behind him. Brick trailed after him. "Good night, cats!" he called.

Okay! That was written by Animal! :3 Hope you liked it!