Brick walks up onto the stage and bows to the crowd, well, bows the best a cat can.

"WELCOME BACK TO TWINKLE TWINKLE LITTLE STARS! I JUST ATE TWENTY POUNDS OF SUGAR AND I MAY OR MAY NOT BE ON A SUGAR HIGH!" Brick yowled to the crowd. His fur was spiked up and his eyes looked crazy. "Speaking of sugar, put your paws together for SUGAR! SHE IS EVERYONE's FAVOURITE SIBLING OF SPRINKLES!"

A cat walked up onto stage as the crowd boos, hissing insults at Sugar.

"Hello! As you may have heard I am Sugar, Sprinkle's sister," Sugar chirped, clicking a button on the remote, making a picture pop up on the screen.

"This is the famous line Canes Venatici, and it's also a constellation but it doesn't look like it," Sugar mewed. "It was created by this dumb twoleg who saw something in this line."

Sugar looks at her script.

"It was by this astra, astroni, WHATEVER, HIS NEW NAME IS SPACE GUY JOHANNES HEVELIUS! HE CREATED THIS STUPID LINE NO ONE EVEN CARES ABOUT!" Sugar yowled in frustration, her fur spiking up.

Sugar growls as the crowd laughs — it doesn't help that when trying to change the picture it changes to one in her personal files and the remote breaks right after, as if the world wants her to die.

"GRRR, WHATEVER! THIS CONSTELLATION IS THE DOGS LEAD BY BÖÖTES I'M OUTTA HERE!" Sugar yelled, her eyes even more crazed the Brick's. She stormed off the stage on the brink of tears.

Brick pads back onto the stage.

"PUT YOUR PAWS TOGETHER ONE PAST TIME FOR SUGAR!" Brick mewed in sugary madness. "AS ALWAYS THIS IS TWINKLE TWINKLE LITTLE STARS AND I'M BRICK, YOUR HOST!" And with that the lights dimmed to allow the next cat to prepare.

Finally! I finally did it! This is Dusky signing off!

Edited by Saph! 🍩✨