08: Boötes
"Welcome back to........ TWINKLE TWINKLE LITTLE STARS!!!!!!" Brick yelled into the microphone, "Put your paws together for Firestripe!" Brick mewed going off the stage
An orange tom with darker orange came up onto the stage replacing Brick's place.
"As Brick may have told you my name is Firestripe," The orange tom mewed pulling the remote toward him, he clicked a button on the remote making a picture pop up on the screen.
"This is Boötes, one of the many Ancient Greek constellations. This constellation in our language can be transferred to 'the oxen driver'. Boötes is most likely recognized as the plough man who drove oxen represented by someone named Ursa Major." Firestripe said changing the picture once more.
The crowd looks up at the screen their fur rising a bit at the big fat twoleg.
"Boötes represents many other twolegs in Greek history such as Arcas the son of Zeus and Callisto, they have a really long history so if you want to ask someone about it bother Wikipedia after this segment," Firestripe said.
The crowd starts to stand up and one yells "Where is Wikipedia?!"
"I said after this segment!" Firestripe hissed. "Anyway moving on Boötes is also sometimes associated with Icarius the wine maker. Now you can go bother Wikipedia," Firestripe mewed looking over at the cat with a bowl of popcorn.
"What?!" Wikipedia questioned before seeing all the cats running to her for questions and starts flying away as fast as she can.
"Told you, you shouldn't have gone to this Wikipedia!" Yellowfang hissed basically mentally slapping Wikipedia.
"Oh my StarClan, IT'S THE LEGENDARY YELLOWFANG!" Some cat cried out from the crowd, half of the crowd stopped chasing Wikipedia and started running to Yellowfang for autographs.
Firestripe rolls his eyes and just leaves and Brick takes his place.
Even though he knew no one was listening Brick took a deep breath, "I hope you guys enjoyed this segment of Twinkle Twinkle Little Stars!" He said before running off the stage to help the security guards calm every cat.
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