"Y/n!" Bulma's voice rang in your ear once again. You gritted your teeth and stopped the car, making Bulma slam into her seat.
"Yes, Bulma? Do you need something?" you asked her as she rose from her seat and stepped out of the car with the radar.
"This is why girls don't like you!" Bulma shouted as she glared at you.
"How do you know girls don't like me?! You're just some horny teenager who's looking for the dragon balls to get a boyfriend because no one likes you as a spoiled brat!" You shouted back as she started fuming.
"Shut up! I'm trying to see where it is!" Bulma said and looked at it. "It should be somewhere around here... hmmm... maybe a little more to the west."
"It's gotta be here. Mount Paozu, so far nothing interesting." You sighed as Bulma got back in the car.
She looked at you. "Hey, let me drive. You've been driving this whole time."
"Hmm... fine. I could use a break." You said as you switched seats and Bulma drove. Not even five minutes later. "BULMA! PERSON ON THE ROAD! STOP, DAMN IT!!"
"WAH!!" Bulma shifted the car and stopped it before hitting the person. "Y-You surprised me! H-Hey, that's dangerous!!!"
"I'm never letting you drive again." "That wasn't my fault!" Bulma shouted as the boy holding the big fish started to walk towards the car.
"Y-YOU MONSTER! YOU'RE TRYING TO STEAL MY CATCH, AREN'T YOU?!?!" the boy shouted and started to get under the car and lift it. "GUGUGI...!! I-I WON'T LET YOU GET AWAY WITH THAT...!!"
"Huh?!" Bulma shouted as you rolled out of the car window.
"Get out of the car!" You shouted to Bulma as the boy threw the car.
"COME ON!! I'M GONNA FIGHT YOU!!" He shouted as Bulma got out of the car. "Ahh, those weird yokai crawled out from the monster!"
"You little brat!" Bulma... fired a bullet at the boy?!
"BULMA! WHAT THE HELL?!" You quickly used your gravity glove to catch the bullet before it hit the boy.
You just barely got it as the boy got confused and angry. "W-WHAT KIND OF YOKAI MAGIC WAS THAT?! THIS IS THE END FOR YOU!!"
You put down the bullet and looked at the boy. "We're not yokai! We're humans!"
"Huh?! Humans?! Really?!" the boy stopped his attack and looked at you both.
"Of course!! Just like you! Look! Look!" Bulma hopped out of the car. The boy aimed the pole at you both.
"Don't move! Not a muscle!" the boy said as everyone put their hands up.
"You're distrustful!" Bulma said as you kicked her.
"Gee, I wonder why, dear sister." You said as the boy started to walk around. "Could it be that you were gonna shoot her?"
Bulma gritted her teeth, knowing that she was in the wrong and Goku looked at you both. "You seem different from me somehow... you both look soft and weak."
"Well, I'm a boy for starters. Bulma's the girl..." You said as the boy seemed shocked.
"Girl?! She's a girl?!" Goku was confused as Bulma sighed.
"What a country bumpkin, you act like you've never seen humans before," Bulma said as the boy stood up straight.
"It is the first time I've seen other humans." He said as he started to worry about his future. "My dead grandpa said if I ever met a girl, to be nice to her!"
Bulma winked and tried to soak that in. "See?! You've got it to be nice to me!"
The boy walked behind you both. "So girls don't have tails, huh... hmmm... interestin'."
You looked at the boy's tail and crouched down. "Wow, how fascinating. An ape's tail? It looks like he can move it on his own."
"By the way, what kinda monster was that? Did you catch it?" the boy pointed the pole toward the car.
"That's called a car, it's a machine made by humans." You said and Goku hopped on the car.
"So this is a car! I've heard about these...hmmm.... And it's great but weak!" He claimed as you wondered about the giant fish in the back. "Does this mean you two came from the city?"
"Well, Yeah... far west from here," Bulma said as the boy started to carry the fish.
"Come to my house! Since you're a girl, I'll give you and your brother some food!" He said as you started to walk with him and pressed your sunglasses to turn into normal glasses.
"Thank you! But do you mind telling me how you got that tail?" You asked him as Goku smiled.
"I don't know! I've had it my whole life." He said as you thought about it before turning your glasses back into sunglasses.
"Wow? For a tiny boy, you're really strong! How'd you do it?" Bulma seemed rather impressed with the boy.
"Heh heh, grandpa trained me!" He said as you arrived at the place. "Wait here a minute."
"What a shabby little place!" Bulma said as you hit her.
"Be a little respectable, Bulma! God, it's like training Tights how to visit once in a while." You said as Bulma seemed offended.
She chose to ignore it and just look at you. "I sometimes wonder how we're related."
"I doubt we are. I'm pretty sure you're adopted." You said as Bulma smirked.
"Your real name would probably prove otherwise-"SHUT UP!" You glared at her as you decided to walk in.
"Grandpa, look! It's a boy and a girl! They came to our house!" the boy said as you saw the four-star Dragon ball.
"THERE IT IS! THE DRAGON BALL!!" Bulma rushed forward. "KYYYYYYYYAAAA! IT REALLY WAS HERE!! JUST LIKE ON THE RADAR! Y/N! LOOK!"
"I see it, why are you more excited than me?" You asked yourself as the boy tried to pull Bulma's hands off.
"HEY! DON'T TOUCH GRANDPA! THAT'S GRANDPA'S MEMENTO!! GIRLS CAN'T TOUCH IT!!!" Goku shouted as Bulma reached into her bag.
"Fine, fine, I guess we'll just explain it to you." She pulled out the two and five star dragon ball. "Look!!"
"Ahh!! Y-You have two of grandpa?!" the boy asked as you took one.
"Listen up, these are called dragon balls." You told the monkey boy.
"Dragon Balls??" Goku, of course, was confused.
"My sister found on in the cellar at home, and I read it in a story. The story says there are seven Dragon balls that all shine brightly. They each have stars on them from one to seven." You said as the boy held his up.
"You're right! Grandpa's had four on it!" Goki said as Bulma looked at him.
"That's the four star dragon ball. The first one we found was the two star dragon ball!" Bulma said and then held up the fifth star. "We found this one ten days ago, after searching all around a valley in the north."
"You're searchin' for these?" Goku asked as you nodded.
"Yep, after you collect all seven, and reciting the magic words... Shenron, the god of all dragons will appear and grant one wish no matter what it is." You told the boy and he gasped.
"Th-That's awesome!!" Goku shouted.
Bulma nodded, "Apparently the last person who collected the dragon balls became a king! But after a while, the dragon balls all scatter. So now we're trying to gather them back together."
Bulma started to speak about her boyfriend dreams and you just looked at the girl. "I'm gonna save us all time. You wanna come with us?"
"Why?" the boy asked as Bulma kept rambling.
You smiled at the boy. "Your grandpa told you to be nice to girls right? Staying here, you'd never go out to see the world. You'd get to hold onto it the whole time."
"R-Really? Then I'm in!" the boy said as you used your dragon radar and walked out the house with Goku. "But how are we gonna search for the other dragon balls if we don't know where they are?"
"Well, I did create this." You held up up the radar. "The Dragon Radar, or so Bulma likes to call it. It picks up on the subtle energy waves emitting from the dragon balls. So the next one would be about 1200 km to the west."
"I don't get it!" Goku said and you smiled.
"That's fine, give it time. You're bound to be smarter by the end of this... maybe." You said as you looked at him. "You gotta name?"
The kid nodded. "I'm Goku. Son Goku."
You raised an eyebrow. "Ah, you got a family name. How rare."
"And you?" Goku asked as you crossed your arms and stood silent for a while.
"It's Y/n." You said as the boy seemed amazed.
"Well, that's a cool name!" Goku smiled.
"I guess so, ain't it?" You smiled as well.
"HEY! YOU JERKS!" Bulma rushed out of the house and towards your face. "I can't believe you left me!"
"We didn't leave you. I need you to get out capsule #9." You said as Bulma gritted her teeth and looked for it.
"You're lucky I need those dragon balls." "It's sad that you need the dragon balls to get a boyfriend." Bulma tried to hit you but you avoided it.
Goku was impressed. "Whoa! You're faster than I thought, Y/n! Hey, what's your name?"
"Eh...Bulma..." Bulma said slowly.
Goku bursted out laughing. "Bulma?! Ahahah, what a weird name!"
"Shut up!! It's not like I'm fond of it myself!" Bulma said as she got out the capsule. She pushed Goku back as you took a step back. "HEY, GET BACK, GET BACK!"
A motorcycle appeared as you hopped on. "Right, Bulma, you ain't driving again. I am."
"What?! C'mon!" "Not after you tried to shoot a kid. Who knows what else you'll do." You said as you gave her the scary look as a shadow covered your eyes. "You're lucky I haven't sent you back home."
"Y-YOKAI!! YOU PEOPLE ARE YOKAI, AREN'T YOU!?" Goku shouted as Bulma hoped on the back.
"We're not yokai! Everyone in the city uses hoi-poi capsules!" Bulma said as Goku poked it with his pole. "Just hurry up and get in!"
Once he did, you took off and sped down the dirt road. "WOOOOOOOOO!"
"WHOA! HEY, Y/N! DON'T YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING A LITTLE FAST?!" Bulma shouted as she held on.
"I KNOW I AM!" You said as Goku was looking around.
"T-This is crazy!! It goes faster than I can run!!!" He said as a grope was heard.
"HEY, GOKU! DON'T TOUCH A LADY THERE!!" Bulma said as you looked at the radar. 20 minutes went by quickly, and you took off a hill. "Y/NNNNNN!!!"
"SHIT, SHIT, SHIT, SHIT!!!" You all slammed to the ground as Goku smiled.
"Aaaah! I can't believe that!! Did you see that just now? We just flew in the sky!" Goku shouted in amazement as you tried to catch your breath.
"I don't know about you, kid. But that's not normal where we come from." You said as Bulma suddenly got up.
"I'll be right back! Just wait a minute, ok?" Bulma said as Goku looked at her.
"Eh? What, what?' Where are you going?!" He asked as Bulma clenched her fists.
"HOW DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND!? WHEN A LADY SAYS THOSE KINDS OF THINGS, IT MEANS SHE'S GOING TO PEE!" Bulma lectured the boy, and you were too exhausted to give a witty comeback.
"Ya mean take a leak?" Goku asked as Goku then looked at you while Bulma ran away. "Why is she goin' that far away to pee?"
"It's only normal in some places to pee with others, usually they like to pee in private." You explained as Goku just opened his mouth in surprise.
"Wow! You sure are smart!" Goku said as you sighed and started to fall asleep.
"I'm only human." You said and you fell asleep for two minutes before...
"SAVE ME, YOU IDIOTS!!" Bulma shouted and woke up.
You looked up to see a pterodactyl holding her up. "A dinosaur. How fascinating. Oh right, I guess I could help her too..."
"Y/N! I can hit it if you get me close!" Goku ran back to the motorcycle as you smirked.
"Hm...why not? SOUNDS LIKE A PLAN!!" You took off as Goku hopped on. You sped up the large hill and prayed. You shot off the hill and made it close. "IT'S NOW OR NEVER!!"
"POWER POLE, EXTEND!!" Goku shouted as he hopped off and killed the dinosaur with a strong hit. You then jumped out the car, tapping a button on your shoes to slowly hover downwards.
You rolled in the grass before standing up. "Doing those kind of equations are very time consuming, glad I got it down in that split second. Now where did they end up...?"
"That sure ended well!" Goku and you appears next to a 'Power Pole Stuck' Bulma.
"AAAAAAH! I PEED MY PANTS!!!" She shouted as you sighed.
"The longest trip of my life..." you muttered as you and Goku smiled at each other.
And so, Y/n, Goku, and Bulma begin their great adventure. What lies for them ahead...?
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