Private chat
jake's girl : jakie lets play a prank on my family !
Jacob :ok what were you thinking?
jake's girl :lets pretend im pregnant !
Jacob: that could get me killed but ok
jake's girl :yes ok ttyl

Private chat has been deleted

jake's girl : Jake I have something important to tell you
All cullen's have turned on invisibility
Jacob : what is it babe?
jake's girl : your goingtobeadad
Jacob :what?
Jake's girl : I am pregnant and you are the dad
Jacob : um ok im not mad im kinda happy are you gonna keep it?
jake's girl :of course
Jacob: I love you
jake's girl : I love you too
All cullen's have turned off invisibility
Rose: im going to kill you dog
Emment: but ness you have been at the main house all month... And wolf boy stayed in the living room ...
Bella: Jake I thought I could trust you instead you knock up my daughter

Edward and Alice have made a private chat
Jacob and jake's girl have been invited to the chat.
Jasper has been invited to the chat.

Edward: ok I know this is a big joke I read ya'lls minds
Alice: and there is no baby in your near future
Jasper: and.... I've got nothing but thanks for letting me know.
Jacob&jake's girl: can we still pretend for everyone else its pretty funny.! Lol
Edward, Alice,and jasper : ya sure it is funny.

Ok so next part won't be as good sorry.