1: I Won't Say I'm In Love

Filene watches Jacob and Bella walking together at the beach with a sad expression on her face.

She sighs, shaking her head. "What am I doing? You'd think a girl would learn."

Filene turned away and began walking the opposite direction from the two, slouching her shoulders.

"If there's a prize for rotten judgment, I guess I've already won that." She sings, looking back to two. "No man is worth the aggravation."

Sarah Jackson-The Other, Emily, Kim, Angela, Jessica, and Alice pop out of no where from behind a rock.

"That's ancient history, Been there." Filene kicks a rock. "Done that."

"Who'd'ya think you're kiddin'" the author sang, surprising Filene by stepping in front of her. "He's the earth and heaven to you, try to keep it hidden."

Filene rolled her eyes trying to get away from the author.

"Honey, we can see right through you, girl ya can't conceal it. We know how ya feel." Sarah continues to sing, pointing to Jacob. "And who you're thinking of."

Filene shakes her head. "No chance, no way, I won't say it, no, no."

"You swoon, you sigh." Alice stepped in front of Filene this time. "Why deny it, uh oh."

"It's too cliché." Filene tried to explain before walking away. "I won't say I'm in love."

The six looked at Filene before looking at each other, shrugging before following her.

"I thought my heart had learned its lesson." Filene continued, thinking back on her other relationships. "It feels so good when you start out.

She clutches her hair, wanting to pull it in frustration. "My head is screaming get a grip, girl!"

She swerves her head to Jacob whom was laughing at what Bella said before looking away, her lower lip wobbling. "Unless you're dying to cry your heart out, oh."

Angela and Jessica grab hold of Filene's shoulder and turning her to them. "You keep on denying who you are and how you're feeling. Baby, we're not buying, hon, we saw hit the ceiling face it like a grown-up."

The other girls join in. "When ya gonna own up that ya got, got, got it bad!"

"Wrong!" she denied. "No chance, no way. I won't say it no, no."

"Give up, or give in?" Kim sang pointing to something behind her.

Filene looked back and saw Jacob looking at her, smiling, she grinned back at him.

Kim pointed at her face victorious. "Check the grin, you're in love."

Filene, realizing what she was doing, glared at Kim. "This scene won't play, I won't say I'm in love!"

Emily rolled her eyes playfully and smiled at Filene. "You're doing flips, read our lips you're in love."

Filene climbed up some boulders, looking down at the six girls. "You're way off base, I won't say it."

The girls began to follow her up the rock. "She won't say it out loud."

"Get off my case!" Filene told them. "I won't say it!"

The girls reach her, surrounding her and giving her some comfort.

"Girl, don't be proud." Sarah sang. "It's okay you're in love."

Filene sighed before looking towards Jacob who was looking up at her in concern. She smiled as if saying 'I am okay' before waving at him. Jacob smiled back and nodded to her before walking back to Bella.

Filene smiled. "Oh, at least out loud, I won't say I'm in love."

She slowly lay onto her back, looking up at the sky as everyone but Angel and Jessica disappeared as they sighed in relief to see Filene happy.

"Sha la la la la la, ahhh…." Angela and Jessica laid down beside Filene, giggling.

2: Bloopers

Part 1

He snapped his fingers and smiled. "Good headline for both of your feature."

Filene raised an eyebrow. "And what, pray tell, does that mean?"

"I'm on the paper, and you're news baby, front page." He told them.

Filene cuddles up to him, smiling. "Well thank you honey."

She kissed his cheek and watched as his face went red, there was a long silence before Bella started pouting.

"No fair!" she whined before kissing Eric's other cheek.

There was another long before Bella, Filene and the people in the background began to laugh.

"CUT!" the director shouted.

Everyone continued to laugh except for Eric whom was speechless and blushing even redder.

Part 2

"Jasper is the youngest to our group, so he has a harder time as you have seen with your sister, but you however seem to not entice him to take you." Carlisle explained to Filene.

Filene almost choked on her glass of milk she was now drinking. 'He has no idea how dirty that sounded.'

"FILENE! FOR ALL THAT IS HOLY QUIT THINKING THAT!" they hear Edward shout.

Filene looked up at the ceiling with a glare. "DON'T YOU RAISE YOUR TONE AT ME BOY! I AIN'T A NO FREAKIN' GLITTERING FAIRY PRINCESS LIKE SOMEONE I KNOW SO DON'T MESS WITH ME ND MY METTLE ROD OR I'LL COME UP THERE AND STICK IT UP YOUR MANHOLE LIKE THE PRINCESS YOU ARE AND -"

Filene was cut off when Edward popped out of no where beside her, batting his eyes. "Will you?"

"Cut!" the director called out.

The Cullens begin to laugh as Filene pushes Edward over. "God! Must you do that?"

Edward lays on the floor laughing.

Part 3

"Jasper is the youngest to our group, so he has a harder time as you have seen with your sister, but you however seem to not entice him to take you." Carlisle explained to Filene.

Filene almost choked on her glass of milk she was now drinking. 'He has no idea how dirty that sounded.'

"FILENE! FOR ALL THAT IS HOLY QUIT THINKING THAT!" they hear Edward shout.

Filene looked up at the ceiling with a glare. "DON'T YOU RAISE YOUR TONE AT ME BOY! I AIN'T A NO FREAKIN' GLITTERING FAIRY PRINCESS LIKE SOMEONE I KNOW SO DON'T MESS WITH ME ND MY METTLE ROD OR I'LL-"

Filene begins to cough, Carlisle walks over to her.

"CUT!" the director shouted.

"Sorry." Filene coughed. "I got a toad in my throat."

the Cullens snorted, and chuckled quietly. Edward came down the stairs with an eyebrow raised.

Part 4

"Your Jamie boy is going to have to deal with seven pissed off vampires Vicky," she told Victoria, "And you, you are messing with the wrong Swan sister."

Victoria snarled. "We'll see about that."

All at once, Victoria came charging at Filene.

A ringtone goes off. "How come every time you come around my-"

"CUT!"

Victoria stops and takes it out. "Hello? Uh, dad, I am on set right now."

"Ah ha! I can escape!" Filene shouted as she sprinted into the woods, the crew's laughter grew as she disappeared.

Part 5

Jake and Filene are slow dancing, however, Filene misses a step.

"Ahh!" Filene squeals as she drags Jake and herself to the ground.

Everyone laughs as the two got up, Filene looking embarrassed, while Jake was smirking.

"I'm just that hot." he said, now making Filene smile and smack his chest.

Part 6

Now that Filene got a better look at her sister, she saw that she was shaking. "Bella? Are you alright? What theory?"

"The Buffy one." Bello replied.

"….. Edward wears blond wigs and leather?" Filene blinked in disbelief. "Huh, I thought the leather stuff was either Rosalie or Jasper's thing."

"What? No! Filly! -"

Bella starts laughing, Filene joins in.

"CUT!" the director ordered.

"Sorry!" Bella giggled.

Part 7

James breathes in the air and turns. "You've brought a snack."

Edward pushes Bella away and starts snarling high pitch style, only to sadly be interrupted by Carlisle as he bumps into him harshly, making fall over. Edward got up and growled at Carlisle, pushing him back. Epic fail.

"Cut!" the director shouted trying not to laugh along with the others.

Filene was on the ground laughing in hysterics while Edward gives everyone the middle finger and walks away.

Part 8

"Pray my lord my soul to taaaahhhhh!" Filene trips and falls onto the side, making Victoria fall down giggling.

"Cut!" the director shouted.

Filene lifts her head smiling. "Don't worry, there's always another take."