Chapter 6 – Don't Mess With Filene!

"GOD DAMMIT!" Filene cried out.

It had happened, she got lost in the woods! Where some god damned vampires could come up and say 'dinner time!' with her singing 'Never smile at the crocodile'

And the scary thing was, she could here Edward yelling through the trees, but it disappeared. Not really a sign of reassures of Bella's safety, but she had faith that Edward would not kill her.

'Note to self: Threaten the Cullens with Livy.' Filene thought to herself.

She was climbing over a dead log when she heard a twig snap to the left, swerving her head to the sound, she only saw the rustle of the bush and a shadow disappearing.

'Ah schnitzels,' she thought as she slowly took out Livy from her backpack.

She knew better than to go and find out what the noise was, so she went on her way, but with Livy on the ready if that thing decided that she looked good enough to eat. With Filene alert for anymore sounds, she thought about what she wanted to ask the Cullens.

'Does garlic really rebel them? What about crosses? Holy water? A church?' she thought as she ducked under a branch.

'Can they drink blood out of those blood bags? Or does it have to be in the body? Can they drink animal blood to?' she continued, not realizing something was following her.

'If they exist… what about the other supernatural beings? DO WEREWOLVES, SHAPESHIFTERS, AND FAIRIES EXIST TOO?' Filene was excited now, all of her fantasies that she only read in books, were coming alive.

Filene's smile widens. 'This means… I don't know what, but from the smile on my face, something wonderful will happen!'

At that moment, something crashed through the bushes behind her and landed in front of her snarling. Filene's eyes widened in shock and awe.

Head: Wow that was fast.

It was a wolf… a huge ass wolf, a wolf the size of either a horse or a bear, Filene didn't know. What she did know, was that it was terrifyingly beautiful.

Its fur was silver, a gray silver, like Filene's baseball bat, and even though she knew not to, she looked into its eyes. Before she was able to, she heard wolves howling in the distance, the silver wolf looked towards the sound and looked back at her, snarling as it did before. Filene backed up into a rock, her breathing short and coming out like steam in the cold air.

The wolf got into a crouching position, looking as if ready to tear Filene apart when another huge wolf smacked into the silver wolf. It was huger than the silver one and was a chocolate brown; the two wolves tumbled over each other heading into the darkness of the wood. Filene still in shock slowly went down the rock and landed with a plop on the ground, shivering as she hugged her knees to her chest.

'Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god!' Filene repeated in her head.

(A/n: Sorry if I didn't make it exactly scary, but it was for Filene)

A warm hand suddenly descended onto Filene's head, she snapped her head up with a gasp, it was a boy… scratch that, a man. And boy did he look like sin.

Head/heart/hormones/Filene: AAAWWWOOOOOOOOOGGGAAAAHHHH!

Filene knew she was going to be okay if her head, hormones and heart are talking. Out of nowhere, she could hear 'It's Raining Men' by the Pointer sisters in her head, now she definitely knew she was alright.

Of course the man in front of her thought she was still in shock (which she was, but over him) so he picked her up bridal style, whispering to her that she was going to be okay. Of course that didn't help Filene mentally as she had a battle with her others.

Hormones: he's hot!

Filene: I know! I'm surprised he's not sweating.

Head: Filene, I think hormones means his handsome face and….mouth-watering muscles.

Heart/Filene: O.o

Filene: Is head actually agreeing with hormones?

Heart: I think so.

Body: Well I want to know why he is walking about the place with only khaki shorts on.

Filene/Heart: Body!

Filene: I haven't heard from you since you were whining about the bruise on our knee

Body: Hey! It hurt like a son of a jackal.

Heart: …. Son of a jackal? What are we? In Aladdin?

Hormones and head were too busy drooling over the half-naked native man whom was taking them somewhere. That snapped Filene back from her argument.

"Where are you taking me?" Filene asked.

"You've been missing since this morning Filene, you dad got the call from school that you and your sister hadn't gone to school today." sexy native man told her in his deep sexy voice that made her shiver.

"Okay, one; Bella and I were talking to Edward Cullen about something, two; I thought I was going the right way to school but as you can see I have no sense of direction, and you, Mr. sexy native man, hasn't introduced yourself."

During this whole thing, the dude went from shaking like a rattle snake tail, to raising an eyebrow, to raising them both but with a smug smirk added to it.

"My name is Sam Ulley, a friend of your father's called me and told me to go and find you and your sister." he introduced himself.

"Oh, alright… now if you don't mind, I'm just going to pass out.

And so Filene did, last hearing the rumble of a chuckle from the man that was carrying her as the world fell into darkness.

When Filene woke up, her father was there, and boy was he pissed, Filene and Bella were grounded to the house for skipping school which wasn't so bad for the girls. When Bella came home, Filene practically wrestled her big sister to the ground for details about after she left, when Bella did, Filene was in shock.

"…So now you are going to go out with a vampire named Edward Cullen, whom you are a singer to, a singer that makes him hunger more for your blood than anything else in the world?" Filene summed it all up.

Bella nodded. "Yep, that's about it."

There was a silence before Filene said. "Good luck with that."

Bella blinked as she watches her giggling sister as she stuffed her silver bat into her backpack once again.

"What are you doing?" she asked.

"I got to threaten your boyfriend before you guys can go any further than you had in your dreams." Filene explained.

Bella blushed. "I told you, it was just a dream!"

"That chick in Dracula said the same thing, and look how she turned out?" Filene retorted as she went on to Bella's laptop and began looking up on vampires.

Bella shook her head as she landed with a flop on her bed, looking as if in thought as she picked at her shirt. Filene looked over at her sister before shaking her head and packing up her other stuff for school; thankfully she had enough time to do her homework yesterday. She felt kind of bad not telling Bella about her encounter with the two huge wolves and Sam Ulley, but Bella is too much into Edward right now that she wouldn't see that sort of thing.

Filene looked up at a picture of Bella and her when they were five and seven before thinking. About three things I was absolutely positive about; 1) the Cullens were vampires, 2) one of them is after my sister's blood, and 3)-

A horn honked from the outside, Bella went to check it out and was smiling. Turning around she said. "Edward is here."

Bella practically sprinted with some clothes into the bathroom, and Filene blinked before looking out as well to see Edward himself, standing beside his Volvo.

3) … my sister has become unconditionally and irrevocably obsessed with said vampire…Edward Cullen. Filene finished the thought before looking away and headed towards her bag.

Bella popped back out and grabbed Filene's arm before dragging down and straight into Edward's car. Apparently Filene was coming along for the ride. As Edward started the car, he turned to Filene and grinned at the two seatbelts she had on herself.

"Comfy?" he asked.

"Very." Filene said.

Edward smiled before driving his car out of the drive way and into the street. Filene never talked to either of them, only listened to her IPOD touch and watched as houses went by, and she was surprised, when she saw Sam himself on the side walk, looking straight at her… as if waiting for something.

How odd. She thought as she looked away and returned to her book Jurassic Park.

As they slowly went into the parking lot of high school the students were already looking at the car, so it didn't take long for them to see the Swan sisters catching a ride with Edward Cullen of all people. To say they were shocked would not be the right description but Filene was too busy getting out of the car to see that. No, her mission was to walk over to the Cullens and give them a message that they would never forget and to relay the message to Edward when he is out of hearing of Bella.

As the couple walked away, Filene walked up to the rest of the other Cullens with a determine face. While Jasper and Emmett's face looked as if in surprise, Rosalie looked pissed, and Alice was smiling at Filene.

Filene leaned against the front of the car with both hands, looking at all four faces, now the boys look curious, Alice was still smiling, and Rosalie was still pissed. Slowly, she took the silver bat, pointing it straight at Rosalie.

"Here is the message I would like to send to your family." Filene spoke with a frown. "You harm a single hair on my sister head, and there will be pain."

They laughed, those bastards actually laughed, which only pissed Filene off. Giving them a bitchy smile, she took a swing and smashed it twice; the headlights, and the front lid of the car. Everyone around the car stared wide eyed and jaws dropped, including Rosalie and the boys, Alice was giggling behind her hand.

"And there is more to come, if you mess with me and my sister." she said as she walked by it.

For good measure she slammed the tail light. "Fix that jerk wads!"

And with that she ran away, with Mike, Tyler, and Eric cheering for her as they ran after her, Angela and Jessica were still in shock when they too ran after her.

Emmett blinked. "Whoa."

Jasper nodded in agreement. "It seems Filene is more dangerous than Bella."

Alice looked over to Rosalie and the others. "I told you not to laugh at her."

Rosalie was in rather of a shock that the girl did to her car.

After that little adventure, Filene became quite popular for the day. During lunch, Bella scolded her while Edward was looking at her in complete surprise as Alice described what happened and the message. Filene didn't care for the scolding, as long as the Cullens understood her threat, she was satisfied.

For weeks Bella left to go hang out with Edward while Filene hanged out with Mike, Jessica, Angela, Eric, and Tyler. Filene was their favourite Swan sister since she wasn't clingy like her sister was to Edward, even Filene was shocked to see how much Bella hanged out more with him more than her own sister, and they even went to their own table to be together. Tyler, bless his heart told her Bella was going through the honeymoon phase, so it will disappear soon. Hopefully she does, because Filene doesn't want to find out how Bella would react if they separate.

Finally, Bella and Filene had a day together by washing Bella's truck and trying to see if they can fix the dent or take it to a mechanic.

"I think I can fix it." Filene told Bella as she put on thick gloves as to not hurt herself.

"Filene, the last time you told me that, you broke the heater." Bella replied with a smile.

Filene smiled back. "Ahh, but did I not fix that as well afterwards?"

Bella couldn't disagree with that, putting on her earphones, she began scrubbing the truck when a loud bang was heard. Bella jumped. As did Filene whom hit her head going up and then toppling onto the ground with an 'oomph'. Looking up annoyed, Filene saw it was Edward who was on top of the roof of the car and getting down.

"Could you act human?" Bella joked, smiling at Edward. "I mean, I've got neighbours."

Filene couldn't agree more as she went back to the dent, smiling as it slowly began to un-dent under her fingers.

"I'm going to take you and Filene to my place tomorrow." Edward told Bella, completely ignoring Bella's comment.

Before either sisters could say anything, Edward came forward, pushing Filene as gently as he could and quickly un-dented the truck. Bella thanked him and began talking to him while Filene glared at the now un-dented truck, having half the mind to dent it again just so she can un-dent it, but it seemed pointless now, still she wanted to show her sister her skills she's been working on since Filene was thinking of becoming Forks' own handywoman.

It appears though; she will just have to continue working on the plumbing of the kitchen sink.

"What if they don't like me?" Bella asked.

Edward had to double take before smiling and leaned against the truck. "So, you're worried not because you'll be in a house full of vampires, but because you think they won't approve of you?"

Filene looked up. "I am! Will dominatrix Barbie and submissive Ken come and get me when I step my foot inside the door?"

Bella looked confused while Edward smiled at Filene but looked a little awkward. "No, Esme and Carlisle want to meet you before they send them after you."

"Oh well, I feel the love." Filene said before starting on the cleaning of the truck.

"Wait." Bella said looking to her boyfriend. "Why do your parents want to meet Filene and me?"

"You obviously, because you are my girlfriend, and as for Filene-" he stopped as he sniffed and turned his head quickly to the road.

"What is it?" Bella asked curiously.

Edward looked back. "Complication."

It was all he said before walking away and towards his car. At that moment, the black's truck turned a curb and was heading towards the Swan's driveway. Filene could almost see a slow motion thing going as Edward and Billy made eye contact.

Very curious. Filene thought as she took off the washing glove.

Her thoughts were gone by the time Jacob got out the car. Filene smiled as her heart did a flip flop and her stomach tingled, she went over to the truck and helped him get the wheelchair from the truck, and then helped Billy into the wheelchair.

"Hey, come to visit your truck?" Bella asked.

Jacob chuckled. "Looks good."

He looked over to the truck and looked surprised. "Got that dent out."

"Yeah, umm, Filene actually did it." Bella said looking back.

Filene blinked. Was she so absorbed by Edward that she forgot that it was him that did it? Or is she trying to cover up for Edward?

"Really?" Jacob asked looking over to Filene with a smile that brightened his face. "Great job."

Filene felt her face heat up before she turned away with a mumbled 'thank you'. Billy saved Filene from more embarrassment as he spoke. "Actually, we came to visit your flat screen."

Filene took a breather before looking back and grinned at Billy.

"First Mariners game in the season." Billy smirked before looking to Jacob. "Plus Jacob here keeps bugging me about seeing you again Bella."

Filene's flip flopping and tingles melted as quickly as a snowball in hell, and up came the sadness.

Jacob on the other hand, looked pretty embarrassed. "Great, Dad. Thanks."

"Just keeping it real son." Billy told him.

Filene couldn't help but smile at the man, and then something caught her eyes, not her father who came around the corner of their truck, but of the three things moving in the wood. Filene concentrated on one of them and almost gasped as she saw a flash of silver, chocolate brown, and black among the green trees.

"Filly?" Charlie called out.

Filene looked over to see everyone looking at her, her dad, Bella and Jacob looked curiously at her while Billy had a little twinkly in his eyes and a small grin.

"Yeah?" she said.

"Would you be a sweetheart and make us your famous chilli?" Billy asked with a sweet smile.

Filene had to laugh at the two other males whom were giving her pleading eyes. A couple of weeks ago, Filene made a huge batch of her home made chilli and gave some to Charlie, whom somehow passed it on to the Black family. They loved it as it seems.

"Alright alright, you begging hounds I'll get started." She told them as she walked up to the house.

She heard Jacob and Billy laughing as she walked inside. As she put a big pot on to the stove and began making the ingredients, she thought about her last question before the silver wolf attacked her.

Do Werewolves exist?