Twig: hey bro you got a dare from SHShadowgirl.

Branch: alright what's in stock for me this time ( rubs hands together ).

Twig: you have to flirt with poppy for 2 weeks.

Branch: pssh thats gonna be easy.

( moments later )
Branch: Hey poppy you better call the cops.

Poppy: why ?

Branch: because it's illegal to look at you.

Poppy: Aww thanks.

Branch: and my doctor told me I'm lacking vitamin U.

Poppy: Well that's sweet of you to say.

Branch: Are you from Russia cause your Russian my heart rate.

Poppy: ( blushes and walks away )

( Day 2 )

Poppy: ( scrap booking )

Branch: Hey poppy you look like trash may I take you out ?

Poppy: ( runs )

( Day 3 )

Poppy: ( having lunch )

Branch: are you Australian because you meet all my Koalafications.

Poppy: ( Blushes hard AF ) ( runs away )

( Day 4 )

Poppy: ( taking a walk )

Branch: Are you religious ? Cuz you're the answer to all my prayers.

( Day 8 )

Poppy: ( sitting down )

Branch: what's your name ? Cause I'll be screaming it all night long.

Poppy: ( she looks red instead of pink )

( Day 11 )

Poppy: ( drawing )

Branch: are you a sea lion ? Cause I can sea you lion in my bed.

Poppy: 😐.

( Day 14 )

Poppy: ( reading a book )

Branch: did you grow up in a chicken ? Cause you sure know how to raise a cock.

Poppy: ( runs away)

( final day )

Poppy: ( talking w/ Iris )

Branch: You remind me of my little toe because I'm gonna bang you on every piece of furniture at my place.

Poppy: ( covers iris's ears) BRANCH CAN YOU SHUT UP !!

Twig: ( smacks the back of his head ) WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU !!

Branch: Im sorry poppy it was a dare.

Poppy: oh I forgive you Branchie.

Clover: that's all.