A/N:

Yo

Remember that story I mentioned I was gonna do a while ago, but then it got delayed because of Snowflake, Flowers For My Love? Yeah that's coming out after this story is over

Here's the description so get a sort of overview:

Link is the prince of Hyrule, and almost everyday, he goes down to a small flower shop to buy some flowers. According to him, they're for someone he loves dearly.

Zelda is one of the owners of the flower shop, and it's really odd to have the prince of Hyrule visit almost everyday.

After a bit, you have to wonder:

Who is his Love?

... yeah

It's weird, ain't it?

Welp, peace! Muah

-Em :)

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"Y'all saw this coming," Palutena said.

"The last time we had a sleep over, it didn't go so well," Lucina said.

"So this time, we're doing it right, and without the opposite gender," Peach grinned.

"We are not doing it in my room," Zelda said.

"Not it!" Lucina yelled.

"Not it!" Palutena said quickly after.

"Not it."

"Not it!"

"Fuck you."

"Should've said it sooner, Sam!"

"Well I didn't know we were doing it!"

"You never know when, it just happens, you gotta react quickly."

"Screw you all."

"I'll get the popcorn."

"Don't forget the chocolate!"

"Did somebody say... CHOCOLATE?!"

"Oh lordy."

"CHOCOLATE!"

"Pal calm your shit."

"Sorry."

"Zel, can you go get the snacks."

"That's what I was going to do."

"Kay thanks b."

Zelda sighed and walked out of Samus' room and quickly ran downstairs. She grabbed the two large bags of caramel popcorn they had when she felt two strong arms a wrap around her waist. She smiled.

"Why hello to you too," she said.

"I wanna be with you," Link said. "I can pretend I'm a girl, I do have a cheerleading costume."

"Um, what?"

"Nothing!"

"Oookay, but, nope," she turned around and poked his nose. "It's girls night, and boys night, so  go on and be with them." She reached behind him and touched his back. Then snatched the cream soda bottle out of his hands and ran right out of there.

"Wha- Hey!" Link gasped and reached for her but she already was at the stairs.

"Sorry, should've ran away with it sooner," Zelda gave him a quick wink and ran back to Samus' room.

Link sighed and grinned to himself. "What a cutie."

"Dumbass."

"AH! MARTH! WTF ARE YOU DOING HERE?!

"I wasn't about to ruin ZeLink again, plus, I need to get the tea since you lost the cream soda. Good job on that."

"Screw you."

"I'll pass, but thanks b."

"I hate you."

"I hate you too."

***

"#1 VICTORY ROYAL BOYS AWWW YEAH!"

"Guys, I think it's about time we take Forfnite away from Roy."

"I think it's about time we take everything away from Roy."

"I'm on it."

Robin approached the wall carefully, where the plug to the TV was, and just kinda, lit it in fire. You know, how normal people do it.

"WTF WTF WTF?! You bitch," Roy yelled and flipped him off. Robin grinned and sat back down.

"So, what do we do?" Ike asked.

"We talk about our feelings," Marth said.

"That's what girls do though," Shulk said.

"So? How about we talk about the last few chapters?" Everyone's face turned sour when Marth said that. Link looked down awkwardly.

"You fucked up bro," Ike said.

"As if I didn't know that," Link said.

"It honestly felt good to be back," Robin said as he stretched.

"Oh yeah you were gone for a bit weren't you?" Pit said.

"I guess so, I have no clue for how many chapters though. Or paragraphs. I don't know, but I was forgotten for a lil bit."

"Well it's good to have you back buddy," Ike smiled and patted his back. Then three phones dinged at the same time. Robin, Ike, and Link opened them up to their secret group chat.

*Over text*

The "We're In A Relationship" group

Lucina: we have a plan

Ike: I refuse

Samus: wait just listen first

Zelda: this is incredibly stupid, but I actually want to do it

Robin: holy crap if Zelda wants to go along with one of your plans, it must be good

Link: you may speak

Lu: I didn't ask for your permission

S: um that's kinda bitchy Lucina you're so rude #obvioussarcasmisobvious

Lu: lmao
Anyway, every "ship" has gotten together
Except one

S: MaAch

L: um, whut

Z: Marth x Peach

L: oh, thanks babe

Z: don't call me that

L: right, sry

I: uh-huh, let me guess, you wanna get them together now, don't you?

Lu: Precisely

R: and how exactly will we do that?

S: we don't know

I: what

Lu: we don't know how we're gonna do it

L: I thought you said you had a plan???

Z: they don't, which is why I think it's stupid. I just like the idea

R: yeah, you guys need to think of something first

Lu: but can't you help??? Please Robin??? 🥺🥺🥺

R: ...fine

Lu: YAY! Thanks, Robbie! 😘😘😘

R: 🥰

S: ew, cute couple shit
Ike you're in right?

I: as long as we get to embarrass Marth at least once, I'm down

Z: Link...

L: yes, My Princess?

Z: you owe me one

L: I do, don't I? 😅

Z: many, as a matter of fact

L: yeah, yeah, I'm in, I'm in

Li: great! Well here's what I came up with while we were talking

Lucina quickly typed up her plan and put her phone down. She looked up at Peach who was currently getting a face mask put on by Palutena.

"Stop moving!" Palutena yelled.

"But it's cold!" Peach said.

"I don't care, just stop moving!"

"Wah!"

"Why need Waluigi when we have a Peach?" Samus said. Peach glared at her and kicked her gut. "Oof! Bitch."

"I know, thanks."

"Hey could you get the cookies after Palutena puts on your mask?" Zelda asked.

"Yeah, sure, hurry up, Pal, I want them cookies," Peach giggled. "Also, Heathers or Mean Girls?"

"Um, Heathers, duh," Palutena said as if the answer was completely obvious.

"Yo what about the Mickey Mouse Christmas specials?" Samus suggested.

"It's not Christmas anymore, Sam," Lucina said.

"So?"

"Nothing, but yeah, Heathers."

"Heathers."

"Heathers is the OG, man, of course Heathers!"

"Okay, okay, dang! I'll put it on after I get the cookies."

***

The boys were busy playing some Super Mario Party, when again, three phones dinged. The three boys looked at each other, then at Marth, who was concentrating on beating Roy in a mini game. Robin swiftly reached his arm up to the power button and turned it off.

"Dude what the hell?! I was just about to finish cooking the meat!" Marth yelled.

"Get the soda," Ike said.

"The girls took it, remember?" Shulk said.

"Yeah, but there's some Pepsii in the fridge," Link said.

"I'll get it then-"

"No Pit, let Marth do it."

"Bitch."

***

Marth rushed downstairs and spotted Peach trying to reach the cookies that were on a high shelf. She was wearing a short night dress, so he could almost see her...

See her...

See...

...

( ͡ᵔ ͜ʖ ͡ᵔ )

"Marth I know you're there, help me you butthole!" Peach squealed.

"How did you...?"

"I can smell you from a mile away, you wear some strong ass cologne."

"Ouch, well I'm not helping you now."

"I'm sorry! Please help. Also sorry about the face mask, makes me look terrible I know."

"Nah, you're fine," Marth easily reached up and grabbed the cookies, then handed it to her. He then grabbed his Pepsii. "How's it going in there by the way."

"Pretty good, actually, we're about to watch Heathers actually."

"Really? Cool!" They reached the top of the stairs and looked around them. The doors to both rooms were closed, so they didn't see them as they quickly pecked each other in the lips and ran away back to the rooms.