Restaurant Madness
A/N:
So, the last three chapters are coming soon, so here's what they're gonna be
Chapter 48 is the technical last chapter
Epilogue
Bonus Chapter
-Em :)
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Ike smirked. He was, for once, actually happy. Like really happy! Happy enough to freak everyone else out.
"Why is he so happy?" Shulk asked in a whisper.
"I don't know, it's creeping me out to be honest," Pit said.
"Think he got laid?" Roy smirked. Shulk smacked him, which he responded with a grin.
"Why are you so happy, Ike?" Link asked as he sat down next to him.
"This story is ending soon, meaning I won't have to deal with you assholes again," Ike chuckled. "Except Sam, I'm gonna miss her."
"Okay, first, ouch, I thought I was your best friend, but's it's fine I get it! Second, did you not read the Author's Note at the beginning, there's gonna be an epilogue and a bonus chapter, 'don't think it's gonna be the last time you see her at least."
"Tru dat."
"Stop trying to be gangster."
"Sorry."
"I'm hungry, let's go somewhere," Peach groaned, suddenly sprawling on the floor in front of them. She looked at them with those big blue eyes of hers, all puppy-dog style. "Pleeeeeeaaaaase??"
"Fine, but we are not going to the mall," Ike said.
"Dammit," Peach cursed under her breath.
"Alright lets go everybody," Link yelled. Everyone came downstairs except for one. He sighed and frowned. He quickly climbed up the stairs and stood idly outside her door. He leaned against it.
"Zel? You alright, love?" He asked sweetly.
Her voice was quiet, but he could still hear her say, "I... I don't feel like going anywhere right now. Sorry."
Link frowned, worry taking him over. He was not about to leave her alone when she was like this. Not again.
"Hey guys, I'm gonna stay here with, Zel, we may join in a while," Link yelled.
"Okay we'll maybe see you there," he heard Robin yell back.
Link slowly opened her door and stepped into the completely dark room. He closed the door behind him. Zelda was sitting on he bed, a bunch of blankets wrapped around her, a mug of honey onion lemon tea in her hands, and a laptop in front of her playing some show he didn't know. Her face was red, and she seemed awfully ho- warm. She seemed really warmed.
She suddenly sneezed, scaring them both. Zelda laughed a little and looked up at Link with a warm smile. "Thank you go staying."
Link walked over the her and sat next to her. "Why didn't you tell me you were sick?"
"I didn't want to worry you. Plus, it's just a cold, nothing I can't handle."
"Still, of course I'm gonna worry about you. I love you."
"I love you too."
***
"Ooooo he's cute too. Oh she's good. Oh my god what an ass!" Palutena pointed left and right, showing Lucina all these good looking people.
"Dude, your bisexualness is showing," Lucina said between snickers.
"I'm just pointing out good looking people cause you know," Palutena looked beside her at Robin and leaned into her ear. "You could always leave scrawny ol' Robin over here."
"I heard that!" He yelled. He huffed and crossed his arms over his chest. "For your information I have a six pack!"
"Oh really," Palutena said, her voice filled with amusement. She grabbed the ends of Robin's shirt and lifted it up, not all the way though.
"PALUTENA!"
"Oh my, he does have a six pack! Maybe you aren't as scrawny as you seem," Palutena smirked and let go of his shirt, which he quickly pulled back down, his face redder than Roy's hair. Then he felt familiar lips peck his cheek, and his face only became redder.
"Don't worry, you don't have any competition," Lucina grinned and walked ahead of them. "And I'm hoping I don't have any."
Palutena smirked and leaned her elbow on Robin's shoulder. "Rawr," she said, wiggling her eyebrows. Robin responded with a glare.
Lucina giggled and caught up with the others.
***
The ten stood outside the long awaited restaurant.
"Paco's... Mexican and Dominican Food?" Marth said.
"Really Ike?" Samus said.
"This isn't what I had in mind, but food is food," Peach said.
"The food is great! Trust me," Ike grinned.
"Oh I trust your food choice, I just hope that you're aware that we have a Roy," Marth pointed behind them. Roy was about to snatch a feather out of Pit's wing, but he turned around before he could. "He is going to cause disaster, and not just in the bathroom."
"Oh, right. Fudge nuggets."
"We can keep him under control, can't we?"
"I don't know."
"You guys know I can hear you right?"
"Yeah."
***
"Man this place is full of culture! I like it!" Marth grinned as he danced along with Peach to the blasting merengue in background.
"Damn, I never knew tacos and mashed plantains could be such a good combo," Samus said then bit into her taco.
"Actually it's called mangu-"
"I know Robin, I read the menu."
"Holy shit where can we get this salami?!" Lucina asked as she devoured a plate filled with it.
"I have no clue but we'll look for it together!" Palutena grinned.
"Now?"
"Uh duh."
"Let's go then!"
"Wait!" It was too late. Food was more important than spending time with friends. Facts.
"Man this enchilada is spicy!" Pit yelled.
"Ike move over," Roy said in a strained voice.
"You sound constipated. You good?"
"That taco soup already hit my large intestine."
"Taco soup?"
"Shut up and move."
"You're gonna destroy the bathroom."
"You prefer me going at home?"
"Go."
"Thank you."
They watched as Roy retreated to the bathroom just as Marth and Peach came back from dancing.
"Okay but why does he look like a red jalapeño that can't handle its own spiciness?" Peach snickered.
"Man, who knew sancocho was this good? I have to write down some of this holy crap," Robin grinned and wrote down the names of the food on his notepad.
"So, can we all agree that this is the best restaurant in town?" Ike asked.
"Hell yeah, can we come back tomorrow actually-"
Shulk stopped talking when a plate of beans smashed right on the side of his head.
"Oh no," Robin sighed, already hiding under the table.
Shulk looked to his right and glared at good ol' trouble maker Roy. He smirked.
"You little fuck," Shulk yelled and threw him Pit's enchiladas, which hit Roy right in the face.
"My enchiladas! You butthole!" Pit took Robin's plate and threw it at Shulk, which he barely missed.
"Now now kids, lets be mature-"
"SHUT UP!"
The three threw more food at the person, which they then realized was Samus. They done fucked.
Samus wiped the food of her eyes, clicking her tongue while doing so. "Ohohoho, you're gonna pay for that."
And so it escalated from there. Thankfully there were no other costumers. Even when Lucina and Palutena go back and tried to calm them down, they ended up joining the fight too. The owners didn't do anything though. They saw it as normal and brought them more food.
Meanwhile, Link and Zelda stood at the entrance, they're eyes dark.
"You-you think we should stop them?" Link asked in a monotone voice.
"No."
"Good, I wasn't going to."
"Back home?"
"Back home."
***
Zelda hung on tight to Link's waist as they rode back home in his Master Cycle. She leaned into his back, hearing his heartbeat which oddly calmed her down.
They slowly stopped at the garage, and they got off. Link took Zelda's hand as they walked back to the house.
"Ah, let me go check the mail," Zelda said. She let go of Link's hand and walked to the mailbox. He followed behind her. She opened it and looked through the large amounts of paper.
Bill, gift card, newspaper, a magazine no one needed to see, bill, then a letter. One with the Smash logo on it.
"A letter from Master Hand?" Link said, leaning his chin on her shoulder and wrapping his arms around her waist. "For what?"
"I don't know, it must be important though," Zelda said.
"Should we wait for the others to get back?"
"Yeah, I think that's a good idea. Let's hope this letter doesn't have anything bad."
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