A/N: WARNING: SORTA MATURE CONTENT BUT NOT REALLY OVER THE NEXT PROBABLY TWO CHAPTERS MEANT FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES, WAIT NOT THAT KIND OF ENTERTAINMENT, I MEAN FUNNIES

i gotchu my fellow dirty minders!

You can skip this chapter if you're not comfortable, but I told a few of my homies (Nintendo_Army and Louini214 Im looking at chu) that I would make some, heh, dirties. Enjoy!

-Em :)

PS: I used markers for the drawing this time! It's a pretty trash job at coloring, but eh, whatever. Also, Zelda's eyes look kinda grey because in Twilight Princess they seemed pretty silver-ish so why the heck not? ( I also used a darker grey than I meant to, so they'll be lighter if I decide to make a cover for a chap again) If you want to know what markers I used, tell me in the comments! (I can only say the girls for now 'cause I still haven't figured out guys' colors yet lol). I seriously need to practice how to draw Peach's hair because holy heck, it's cartoony. Alright good bye now!

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Lucina and Palutena we're chilling in the living room, watching some Riverdale, one inch apart cause they're not gay(?). They kept cringing about every two seconds, and laughing at the stupidity. They agreed to watch something else after.

"This is sooo bad!" Palutena laughed.

"I know, and everything is so over dramatic!" Lucina added.

"Right?! .... we're still gonna watch it though, aren't we?" Palutena asked.

"Yep, I'm into it. I think I already know who killed Jason," Lucina said.

"Hey spoilers! You don't know if the readers have seen it," Palutena whispered.

"Right, sorry. Speaking of fourth wall breaks, that title, and the picture! Oh boy this will be hard to deal with," Lucina said.

"Hard?"

"Bad."

"Bad?"

"ROUGH."

"KINKY!"

"You'll never be satisfied, will ya?" Lucina said. "About making dirty jokes I mean."

"Well you're like me, you're never been satisfied," Palutena smirked.

"How-"

"Shhhhh."

"Who's making references?" Marth asked from the bathroom down the hall.

Suddenly the front door slammed open, and Link came in, clutching his arm tightly.

"Guys I think I broke my arm," he said.

"What how?!" Palutena asked.

"I was climbing a tree, you know me being an expert on them, and I guess the branch I was sitting on gave in and I fell, my arm went numb and I came back here," Link explained.

"Oof."

"Can we stop with the musical references?! God damn you people are insane!" Marth said as he came out of the bathroom.

"What musical reference? I'm serious I think I broke my arm," Link said. Marth groaned, grabbed Link's arm, and popped it right back into its socket. Link let out a loud scream but the a sigh of relieve as he moved his arm around.

"Alright, now no musical references! Seriously it's getting tiring to deal with you guys," Marth said.

"Ouch, how about you be more chill?" Palutena said with a mischievous grin.

Marth's eye twitched and he tried with all his might not to kill someone in that room. Instead, he took a deep breath and returned to his bedroom. As he did, Roy ran down the stairs, tripped and fell, then instantly got back up with a bloody nose.

"Let's go somewhere!" He said.

"No it's too cold," Lucina said, shivering just thinking about the cold.

"What are you talking about? It's 50 degrees Fahrenheit (10 Celsius) outside, it's not that bad. Of course we can go out! Where to?" Palutena said.

"Well, I was thinking since summer's over, why not go have some summer fun?" Roy said.

"But you just said that summer's over," Link said as he sat next to Lucina.

"Can't we go to the pool?" Roy asked.

"They closed like a month ago, and the beaches are wayy too cold to swim in," Palutena said.

"We could always go to and indoor water park, just saying," Lucina said.

"DID SOMEONE SAY... WATER PARK?!"

"Shit, here comes the diva," Link said.

"Which one?" Roy smirked. Peach ran down the stairs, nearly tripping with her giant heels, and with a large bag.

"I already have our swimsuits!" Peach grinned widely.

"Of course you do," Lucina sighed. "Alright let the dirty begin."

"Nah nah nah that's next part, we can't make the first chapter after a while a dirty, however," Palutena smirked and looked forward, like she was in some kind of show.

***
The entrance to the water park was in view, and that made Ike glad since now Roy would finally stop asking "are we there yet?" He would've punched him in the face. Or worse.

Murde-

"Water park!" Pit yelled and flew out the window, only to crash back down. Zelda carefully stepped out and helped him up, making sure he wasn't bleeding anywhere.

"Hold on Pit, we can't go in the water park itself yet. This is a hotel so we're gonna book a couple of rooms and then get wristbands so we can actually go in," Zelda explained.

"But I wanna go I now!" Pit whined. He puffed up his cheeks and looked at her with puppy-dog eyes. Zelda internally groaned. "C'mon please? How can you say no to this?"

"No," Zelda said plainly and dragged him to the lobby. Pit groaned but followed along.

"I thought we were done with the references!" Marth yelled.

They quickly got their rooms (all the girls in one, and all the guys in another one) and changed quickly. Most of the ladies tied some of their hair up, while Samus and Zelda left it completely down. Somehow they were able to convince her to let it down. Took a lot of effort, but they did it.

The guys, meanwhile, had a different plan. All of them had hair long enough for some of it to be tied in a ponytail, sooooo.....

"Ponytail bros!" Link yelled.

"Friendship is magic, bitch," Ike smirked.

"Really bro?" Roy murmured.

"Let's sister bedazzle this shit, shall we?" Marth said.

"YEAH!"

"Oh boys~"

The group of guys quickly turned around, and the more mature ones tried their best not to immediately look down. Instead they just grinned as their faces started heating up.

"Sheesh finally, we've been trying to call you guys for five minutes!" Palutena grinned, resting her hand on her knee and putting some hair behind her ear.

"Hey kid, my eyes are up here," Samus smirked at Roy. He apologized and looked up, trying his oh very best not to look down. Samus just snickered and leaned on Palutena.

"Hey guys," Zelda smiled, her back turned to them. She took out a couple of small bottles from a bag she put on a chair. "I got us some water, that won't give us a sore throat."

"Let's go! I'm pumped!" Lucina said.

"Wait I gotta finish my makeup!" Peach said as she quickly put on some red lipstick. She smacked her lips and gave them a thumbs up. The guys looked at each other, then back at the girls, and gave them a thumbs up.

"Alright, everybody, let's go!"  Roy yelled.

"Aye Sir!"

And thus,

The dirty mind invasion begins.