This first part will be from my twd joke book with a few changes.

Carl_Popa- Hey dad look at this

Officer_Friendly- wats this?

Carl_Popa-its called minecraft I found it on a computer

The_Sexy_Bowman- does it have a crossbow for a weapon?

Carl_Popa - no but there Is a bow

The_Last_Samuri- Does it have a Katana?

Carl_Popa - Nope but there is swords

Infinite_Ammo- does it have spaghetti?

Carl_Popa - nurp just bacon

Officer_Friendly - does it have a farm?

Carl_Popa - yes

Officer_Friendly - im in!  *pushes carl out of the chair*

Carl_Popa - Wat have I done

The_Sexy_Bowman - Started a Ricktatorship

Officer_Friendly - Muahaha!

This concludes the first twd in minecraft, I didnt make to many changes.