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Lovesick: "Guys, I have a question."
G!Luv: "kys <3"
Lovesick: "I love you too."
Charlie: "Ah, yes. Siblings."
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Brown Cam: "I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally."
(Brown Cam: Except TVman-204 of course)
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TVman-204: "You're smiling. What happened?"
Charlie: "What? Can't I smile just because I feel like it?"
Victor: "Brown Cam tripped and fell down the stairs today."
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Grace(Author): "I wish I was a cat, but not in a furry kinda way, more like a "I can sleep all day and hit people with no consequences" kinda way."
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Lovesick: "Surgery is basically just stabbing someone to life."
Charlie: "Please never become a surgeon."
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G!Luv: "So I can either do something dumb that could very well get me injured or I can listen to Charlie and not do the thing."
G!Luv: "Well there's a clear right answer here."
G!Luv: *Proceeds to throw five packs of mentos into a barrel full of diet coke. *
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Charlie: "Where are your parents?"
TVman-204: "What are parents?"
Charlie: "Oh, I forgot that you were built not born."
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TVman-204: "Where are you going?"
G!Luv: "To either get ice cream or commit a felony. I'll decide on the way."
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Lovesick: "I tried to write 'I'm a functional adult' but my phone changed it to 'fictional adult' and i feel like that's more accurate."
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Charlie: "So what are your political beliefs?"
G!Luv, awkwardly trying to impress them: "Well, I think Pikachu would be a lot more powerful if he had a gun."
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Brown Cam: "If I say yes am I joining a cult?"
G!Luv: "Possibly."
Brown Cam: "I'm in."
(SIMP CULT)
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Lovesick: "I don't need to touch grass, I need the fall of capitalism."
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Brown Cam, shooing Lovesick away: "Can you go be depressed over there? You're bumming out my whole area."
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TVman-204: "Love is weakness and an evolutionary mistake."
G!Luv: "You are literally making a Valentine's day card for Brown."
TVman-204, pointing their hot glue gun towards G!Luv: "You're on thin fucking ice."
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Brown Cam, as a child, reading their school assignment out loud: "I love my library because... "
Brown Cam, mouthing words while writing: "I love reading, fuck you."
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