THAT'S IT

I'M DONE
LAST STRAW MIS AMIGO!

WHO'S READY TO GO TO HECK

WE HAD A GAME EARLY THIS MORNING WHERE THE OTHER TEAM HAD 16 PENALTIES!!

LIKE
WHAT!?

I MEAN WE'VE PLAYED THIS TEAM BEFORE AND THEY GOT A LOT BUT 16!?

I MEAN AT ONE POINT THE HAD THREE GUYS CRAMMED INTO THE PENALTY BOX!

ONE FOR SLASHING (hitting someone else with your stick or their stick)

ONE FOR TRIPPING (self explanatory, hurts a lot tho)

AND ONE FOR YELLING/CURSING AT THE REFEREE

He actually had a real penalty but yelled at the ref and said, "I'm not going to the box!" and skated towards the team bench before the ref pulled him to the box and put him in there for ten minutes.

(course the kid added a few cuss words into the mix but...yeah)

BUT I AM PISSED AT THIS ONE KID FOR CHECKING 8 OUT OF OUR TEN GIRLS

AND NOT JUST A LIGHT BUMP
A HARDCORE, INTO THE BOARDS, IMMA BREAK YOUR ANKLE CHECK!!!

SPEAKING OF WHICH

HE DID BREAK AN ANKLE

ONE OUR BESTS PLAYERS CAN NOT PLAY TOMORROW BECAUSE SHE'S IN A BOOT!

FOR TWO WEEKS!

their coaches are as rude as crap too

SO THE GIRL WHO'S OUT (lets call her Taco, she'll like that) WAS THE "ASSISTANT COACH" FOR OUR NEXT GAME

Now our team makes more puns then we can count so to us she wasn't the assistant coach

Taco was the assistant couch

yeah we have issues...

Anyway we also have two goalies

Our main one, our team captain, is also injured at the moment but still comes to see us play.

And our second one, who plays just as often as our main one, has named herself...

THE OFFICIAL TEAM BENCH-WARMER!

But since she played today we needed a substitute

So Taco was!

At the end of the game when we were in the locker room, coach gave us a last minute pep talk for tomorrow

He then said, "Any comments?"

And my other teammate who we all call Boss said "HEY TACO! The bench was a little cold."

And (let's call her Style) said, "Almost as cold as my heart!"

WE ALL DIED!!

so i guess today wasnt so bad