who's there?
me, at the bottom of a well
how'd you get down there?
it's a long story to tell
say it short then, don't have all day
then move along, i mustn't impede your way
well, this well isn't well enough off yet
then let me out, and i'll make you a bet
what's that?
it's got something for you
and come on and spat
pass me down a writing tool
here's a pen, use it as you must
you've got someone in me to trust
oh i better have, there's nothing so much more
annoying than a man who knows nothing about lore
oh i give no worries about your stories
i'll write my own pages, yours are quite boring
oh you've done it, goodbye young gentleman
in trouble, beneath the rubble, i'll leave, now my plan
hey hey don't go yet! crap, nevermind
i'll just bide my time, let me sing my rhyme