I'm using British terms for the most part cos I'm British so bear with me American readers, I might get pax or someone to translate later
Also it's an all-through school (it goes from preschool to secondary school)

PATTON: preschool teacher, gives out silly bands

LOGAN: maths and psychology secondary school teacher (idk if that's a class but it is now)

ROMAN:  drama, also leads choir,primary and secondary teacher(can cover Spanish too cos he's bilingual)

REMUS: science teacher, isn't allowed near children under eleven, secondary (can cover English and Spanish cos hes bilingual and is good at English)

Janus: English teacher secondary(is sick of year sevens shit and also: HOW CAN THEY BE SO SMALL REMUS I SWEAR I NEARLY TRIPPED OVER ONE)

Virgil: art teacher (students like him cos he's fukin relatable)

✨ships✨
Logicality is the 'mr overshare is married to mr secretive and only like three people know their married' thing, I know you've all seen that tumblr post.

Demus I have a headcanon for but my words aren't working so... I'll come back to that

Prinxiety is the ship every student ships even before they realise their together-

Oh right- Logan and Patton are engaged, Janus and Remus are married and Roman and Virgil are dating but have promise rings

head👏canons👏

Janus copies one teachers outfit but with a black shirt and yellow tie every day and his students make a competition out of it to see who finds who he's copying first, it's Remus more than anyone else and nobody can tell why until the few students in both of their classes snap and are like: they're married and have lived together for six years-

Too lazy to write it out lol

That one thing about Remus being too tall for doors from last chapter (it's the first one if u missed it)

Remus and Roman are both called Mr.Kingsley and people have to clarify 'the drama one' or 'the science one'  when Demus got married Janus was tempted to take Remus' last name to add to the confusion

Speaking of last names:
Remus: Mr.Kingsley
Roman: Mr.Kingsley
Janus: Mr.Dee-Kingsley(I'm so creative I know)
Virgil: Mr.Pavor (it's Latin look it up)
Logan: Prof.Croft (much fancy, such wow)
Patton: Mr.Moriarty

Yes I did change that to Dee-Kingsley because of all the opportunities for puns and confusion (tho everyone leaves out the Kingsley)(his initials are D.K now.) JANUS IS DONKEY KONG CONFIRMED

Ask if anything is unclear or if u want more information

Student: *raises hand* Mr.Dee? Why do you say y'all so much? It doesn't seem to match your whole.. *waves hand* vibe
Janus: *big sigh into hands**opens eyes* I'm gay sophie.

Did I mention that Janus is also a Latin teacher?

Yeah Janus does everything in this post (also most of them do the top bit about drawing on the paper)

Sorry I'm updating this so much in like three seconds- but Janus was literally asked if he was starting a cult in staff meetings on multiple occasions

✨heights✨
Janus: 6'2"
Remus: 6'3"
Roman: 5'9"
Logan: 5'10"
Patton: 5'5"
Virgil: 5'5"

There's a running joke between the teachers that Remus and Janus are the 'giant couple' started by Virgil being a spiteful little man

Janus has like six piercings on each ear that he takes out for work

Hehehehehe

An r/askreddit thing was: what's the strangest teacher you've ever had?

Reply: so I had an openly gay Latin teacher who had like 100 piercings and was almost fired for starting a cult in my Latin class when we were chanting something about -ir verbs. His husband was a science teacher and everyone was 100% convinced he was a mad scientist

Imma draw a thing with all Janus' piercings

Emile is the school councillor

Next thing I found on Pinterest so it doesn't fit perfectly but it works

Janus is the 'dad'
Virgil is the 'kid'
But it's best friend not dad

Also Janus has the keys to Virgil's apartment

And now for the ✨students✨ (there are more these are just the ones I can be bothered to name so there's probably more unnamed students in each class)

Remy (sleep)
Percy (printer)
Pryce (Prince from the vines)
Teal (teacher from the vines)
Dyad (dad from the vines)
Andy (anxiety/antagonist from the vines)
Chris (Slo-mo crime fighting guy)
Brian (brain)
Harley (heart)
Mike (microwave)
Imani (immune system)
Nessy (illness)
Apollo (sun)
Jericho (moon)
Toby (October)
Seth/Ember (September)
Taz (task)
Tucker (task)
Missy (misleading compliments)
Pranks (pranks with friends)
Asher (Christmas)
Jasper (thanksgiving)
Dice (critic)
Alfredo (y'all the fandom named Roman's spaghetti)
Tyler (and Logan's tie)
Sasha (and Romans sash)
Enigma (the 'bigger picture')
Brendan (blender)
Steve (stove)
C!Thomas
C!Joan
C!Talyn
C!Terrance
C!Valerie
Sophie (I'm gay sophie)
Lavinia (dragon witch)

Most of these were from a tumblr post with a list of names for the vine characters so I decided to use them as side characters lol

Classes!

Roman's drama class
Apollo
Jericho
Toby
Seth
Missy
Pranks
Chris
Andy
Pryce
Teal
Dyad
Percy
Sasha
Alfredo
Thomas
Joan
Terrance
Valerie
Talyn
Lavinia

Janus' English/Latin class (in my school you have Latin in your English class if you take it)
Apollo
Jericho
Joan
Lavinia
Teal
Andy
Tyler
Brian
Seth
Missy
Taz
Tucker
Enigma
Sophie
Pranks
Dice
Sasha
Imani
Nessy
Harley

Remus' science class
Teal
Tyler
Remy
Percy
Enigma
Thomas
Valerie
Brian
Imani
Chris
Apollo
Harley
Tucker
Nessy
Brendan
Toby
Steve
Seth/Ember
Sophie
Dice

I'm posting this now but it's not done I'm just stopping probably till tomorrow but I hope you like the au so far (it's definitely got the most named characters lol)

*pauses the classes thing cos I'm too lazy to call continue*

There are other teachers too but I haven't named them cos I'm a lazy fuck

There's a trope where students catch them doing stupid shit and depending on whether they're in one of their classes or not they're either very confused or not surprised

Y'all from here imma put random posts from tumblr, Twitter, Reddit, ect. I found on Pinterest I think fit

Janus