Aight
Let's do this

*asks pax*

Moo I found it in notes

WHY ARE THESE THINGS EASIER TO WRITE IN CAPS

JAN RE AND ROMAN ARE REMY AND VIRGILS PARENTS

WAIT DONT GO I CAN EXPLAIN

ITS NOT REMROM BUT IT IS JANUS X BOTH TWINS

LIKE A POLY WITH NO REMROM

OK SO THEY LIVE IN A SMALL APARTMENT  WITH THEIR TWO DIFFICULT ADOPTED KIDS REMY AND VIRGIL

REMY IS SEVENTEEN AND HAS A BOYFRIEND (EMILE) WHO STAYS ROUND ALL THE TIME BECAUSE HE GAS A CRAPPY HOME LIFE BUT MORE ON HIM LATER

REMY IS A SASSY BITXH WITH A COFFEE ADDICTION THAT HES HAD SINCE HE WAS FOUR AND STOLE JANS COFFEE, HES BEEN GOING ON DAILY STARBUCKS TRIPS ON THE WAY TO SCHOOL WITU JAN WHOS EQUALLY ADDICTED

VIRGIL IS FOUR AND A PAIN IN THE ASS

ON ONE SIDE THEIR NEIGHBOURS ARE LOGAN AND PATTON, AN ELDERLY GAY COUPLE WHO GOT MARRIED THE WEEK IT WAS LEGALISED AFTER BEING TOGETHER FOR 50+ YEARS BECAUSE OMG THE FLUFF- THEY BABYSIT VIRGIL WHEN HIS DADS ARE WORKING OR TOO TIRED TO DEAL WITH AN ANXIOUS TODDLER

LOGAN MAKES THEM COOKIES BECAUSE PATTON IS BANNED FROM THE KITCHEN

EMILE IS A CINNAMON ROLL WE MUST PROTECC

HIS PARENTS NEGLECT HIM AND YELL AT HIM WHEN HE BOTHERS THEM WITH HIS PRESENCE, THE ASSHOLES

SO HE ASPIRES TO BECOME A THERAPIST WHO HELPS ABUSED CHILDREN AND PEOPLE IN OR PREVIOUSLY IN ABUSIVE SITUATIONS

WE MYST PROTECC

REMUS IS A COSTUME DESIGNER AND MAKER PLUS A MAKEUP ARTIST

ROMAN IS AN ACTOR AND WRITER

THEY BOTH WORK AT THE SAME THEATRE AND ROMAN MAKES SCRIPTS AND CONSULTS REMYS ABOUT IT BECAUSE WE NEED PLATONIC CREATIVTWINS FLUFF

JANUS IS A LAWYER AND MOST OF HIS CLIENTS ARE 90% SURE HES FAE

THEY SOMEHOW ALL BALANCE THIS WITH RAISING THREE CHILDREN (INCLUDING EMILE)

ALSO ON THE BB OTHER SIDE THEIR NEIGHBOURS ARE THOMAS JOAN AND TALYN

THEY ARE PRETTY MUCH THEMSELVES EXCEPT THOMAS BABYSITS VIRGIL WHEN LOGICALITY CANT

ALSO REMY AND GAVIN KINDA HAVE THAT COUSIN I GET ALONG WELL WITH RELATIONSHIP

PROBABLY A FÛCK TON OF ANGST TOO

IM FORGETTING SOMETHING

OH YEAH

THEY HAVE A BUNNY NAMED ELLIE BECAUSE ELLIE HAS MADE A RETURN

AND ALSO THEYRE NOT ALLOWED SNEKS

THEIR LANDLORD IS CRITIC/DICE

Anything else is up to you

Sorry I was gone for so long I forgot this book existed lol so thanks to introverting_rn for reminding me lol i think I'm going to do fire drill au next if I don't forget about this book again

As always, if you want to use my aus tag me and any mentioned co-authors and properly credit everything

Sorry about spelling mistakes I'm about to go to bed

Ooh. Roceitmus