Oh Well I'd Be Damned
"Naruto?" Sakura asked.
"Yeah?"
"You’re a masochistic idiot."
"I thought you got over that!"
"YOU STABBED YOURSELF! HOW COULD I GET OVER THAT! And Sasuke-kun! You should be worrying about him too!" Sakura yelled at them both.
"But if I know Naruto, this isn't even the worst he would do. Just get over it." Sasuke shrugged.
"He could have died!!!" Sakura yelled.
"Not from that Sakura-chan!" Naruto shouted. Sakura and Sasuke rolled their eyes.
"Still... Oh, and how's the dating going for you two?" Sakura smirked, they both blushed. "Aww."
"Sakura-chan, I thought you would be mad and wanting to kill me. Like the rest of the female population of Konoha." Naruto told her.
Sakura shrugged, "I'm over it, and anyway, I like someone else. I never really was in love Sasuke like that believe it or not." Naruto, Sasuke, and Kakashi were staring at her.
"Well I'd be damned."
"That is amazing."
"NO MORE FANGIRLING!"
"Ha ha..." Sakura laughed awkwardly.
"Why though? Why did you pretend to like Sasuke if you didn't love him?" Kakashi asked, taking an interest since it was like Icha Icha Paradise.
"I wanted to get someone's attention, and being a fangirl was the best way." Sakura said.
"Who is it?!" Naruto asked.
"Wait... Let me think..." Sasuke said.
"Wait, is it a boy?" Naruto asked, Sakura rolled her eyes. "A GIRL?!" Naruto yelled.
"What? You like each other and are boys, why can't I like a girl?" She asked, blushing slightly.
"Oh my kami, its Ino right?!" Sasuke gaped.
"EHH!??" Naruto yelled.
"Yes Sasuke, Naruto, why don't you shout it out to the whole damn world?" Sakura blushed.
"Oh... Since Ino likes Sasuke, to get closer to her, Sakura pretended to like what Ino likes, meaning Sasuke. Clever." Kakashi explained.
"Uhh... If you want to put it that way, yeah." Sakura nodded.
"Why are we talking about this? You have to get me back to my home! Not talk about this." Tazuna rolled his eyes at the ninja.
"Hai hai Tazuna-san." Kakashi smiled.
As they carried on walking, Naruto took out a kunai and threw it at the bush.
"HERE!" Naruto yelled, then shook his head, then he took out another and threw it at another bush, "Oh, it was only a squirrel..."
"NARUTO! STOP SCARING ME!" Sakura hit the blonde on the head, out of the bush came a white rabbit, which made Kakashi's movements freeze.
"Look what you did you idiot! Go apologise!" Sakura yelled, and Naruto went and cradled the shocked rabbit in his arms, muttering 'I'm sorry... I'm sorry.'
'A snow rabbit? But they only have white fur in the winter... That means-!' Kakashi thought.
"EVERYBODY GET DOWN!!!" He yelled and dove for the ground, everyone did what was told and a huge sword swept the air.
There stood a man on his sword, the wrong way wrong... -_-
"Zabuza Momochi, rouge ninja from the village hidden in the mist." Kakashi said.
Naruto thought of this as the perfect chance to show off and he ran for Zabuza, just when Kakashi stopped him.
"Your in the way, get back. He's in a whole other league. If he is the opponent, I'll need this." The copy ninja pulled down his mask to show his other eye.
The Sharingan.
"Kakashi of the Sharingan eye, did I get that right?" Zabuza asked.
"Yes, yes you did." Kakashi smiled.
"You will have to hand over the old man." Zabuza told them, STILL facing the other way.
"Hey, dude, ya do know you’re facing the wrong way right?" Naruto told him.
"... Yes, yes I do." Zabuza admitted.
"Quick, Manji formation, protect the bridge builder! Sakura, in front! Sasuke, you know what to do! Naruto... You shut up and don't make any unnecessary comments!!"
"HEY!" Naruto yelled.
"Well, guess I get to see the sharingan in action, this is an honour." Zabuza said.
"Everyone keeps saying Sharingan! Sharingan! Will someone please tell me what Sharingan is?!" Naruto asked.
"Sharingan, a rare jutsu, or doujutsu that rests in the eye, the user of it can see and comprehend any taijutsu, ninjutsu, or genjutsu, and reflect it back. The sharingan is special, however there is more, a lot more." Sasuke explained.
"You got it right, it can analyse the jutsu, and copy it to the smallest detail." Zabuza said.
"That exactly what Sasuke-kun just said! But Sasuke said it a lot more... Confusing." Sakura muttered.
Mist surrounded them, "You were in our bingo book, if we ever see you, to kill you, they called you the man who copied over a thousand jutsus, Kakashi the copy ninja."
"You’re not going to ask for an autograph are you?" Kakashi asked.
"NO!"
They all surrounded Tazuna.
"He's over there! Standing on the water!" Sakura yelled.
"Ninja art! Hidden mist jutsu!" and he disappeared.
"He is a master of the silent killing technique. Before you even know it, you’re dead. Don't lower your guard." Kakashi told them. "Well, if we fail, we only lose our lives."
"The hell?!"
"How can you say that?!"
The air thickened, and some killer intent was released from Zabuza, it made it hard to breath.
'What an intense thirst for blood! One breathing motion or an eye movement will be detected, and it would get me killed... I'll lose my mind! No... I'd rather!" Sasuke thought, raising his kunai.
"Sasuke, don't, I won't let my comrades die! Trust me." Kakashi smiled.
"I doubt that, this is the end." Zabuza appeared right in the middle of the genins and Tazuna, with his sword raised. Kakashi jumped, stopping the sword from killing them all.
Water streamed through Zabuza's wound, and another Zabuza appeared behind Kakashi.
"Sensei! Behind you!" Kakashi turned to meet the bloodthirsty Zabuza.
"DIE!" Zabuza sliced Kakashi without batting an eye, but when kakashi's remains turned into water he growled.
"You already copied my water clone?"
"Don't move. It’s over." Kakashi held a kunai to Zabuza's throat, daring him to more.
Zabuza chuckled, "Is this the end? You don't understand, you can't defeat me, with imitations. But good job, you already copied my water clone technique. However, I am not that easy to defeat." He turned into water and appeared behind Kakashi.
"That’s a fake too!" Naruto yelled,
Kakashi got kicked back into the water.
"Idiot. Water prison jutsu!"
"SHIT!"
He got caught by the water, and was surrounded in a water ball. "Water clone!" Another Zabuza appeared.
"You brats think wearing headbands make you neenja, but, neenja refers to someone who has gone through numerous life and death situations. In other words, you can call yourself neenja when you appear in MY bingo book. You three aren't neenja."
"Dude! Get it right! Its ninja! Not neenja!" Naruto shouted.
"Naruto! I told you! Don't make any unnecessary comments!" Kakashi shouted at him.
"Sensei! How can you talk and hold your breath when you’re in a water bubble?! It’s very pretty though." Sakura yelled at their Sensei.
"Shut up!"
Naruto got kicked back, his headband was under Zabuza's foot.
"You three! Get Tazuna and run! You can't defeat him like this! He is using all his strength to keep the water prison! The clone can't get that far from the original! Now, run!" Kakashi yelled.
"Run? You must be kidding, when you got caught, that was no longer an option! Even if we run, Zabuza will get us sooner or later since you don't have you and we'll be killed!" Sasuke said.
"We have to save you to run!" Sakura shouted.
"We have to go for it!" Sasuke ran for Zabuza, throwing shuriken, but Zabuza threw Sasuke to the side.
"Sasuke-kun!"
"Even Sasuke-!?"
Naruto thought of all the times that he wanted to do better, and remembered.
"That’s right... I finally became a ninja! I can't get killed here! I won't run!" He ran for Zabuza.
"Naruto!"
He got kicked back, and smirked while on the ground.
"What were you thinking?"
Naruto clutched his ninja headband.
"Hey you, the freak with no eyebrows." Naruto said. "Put this in your bingo book, the boy who will be the Hokage, his name is..." Naruto tightened his headband and gave a smirk. "Uzumaki Naruto!"
'Naruto actually looked... Cool!!' Sakura smiled.
Sasuke smirked.
"Hey Sasuke! Lend me your ear for a second! I have a plan!" He said.
"Teamwork from you dobe?" Sasuke smirked.
Sakura thought. "What...? What is this feeling? Was Naruto and Sasuke always this...?"
Naruto wiped the blood off his lip, "Now, Let’s go wild!"
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