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You know, some would think that being plunged into the water and being used for someone else's needs would be a bad life.

And they'd be right.

But, then again, there are the few who enjoy this lifestyle. Oh who am I kidding, only an oar would like that. Which is why this story is about two oars. Two anthropomorphic oars. They are oars, so they do not have names nor genders, but they have souls.

I think. I don't really know. But for the sake of story telling, we will give them names. We have Kai, the gentler soul, and Daiki, the one who, let's be honest, is just aggressive. They've lived out every day of their lives doing the same thing: "living" for someone else's needs.

    And you know the theory, that one day, robots will develop their own consciousness and take over? Well, in a way, that's how it was with the souls belonging to these anthropomorphic oars. Meant to be used, fated to be their own.

    Of course, the whole concept of an inanimate object having a soul and being it's own person is ridiculous.

    But, then again this is fanfiction and anything is possible. And yes, I did break the fourth wall.

    So, instead of questioning the logic behind the reasoning and trying to figure out how any of this makes sense, just accept that there is no logic and none of this makes sense.

    This will be a lovely book about two gay anthropomorphic oars named Kai and Daiki so relax and try not to get too confused about what the hell is happening.
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So, what did you think of the intro? I'll be taking constructive criticism or advice. I'm trying my best, and thanks for reading.
- The Bumhead/Mirandathing
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