me: yay another truth or dare this will be fun.

phichit: how long will this fanfic go on for?

me:FOREVER!!

yurio: great I get to be stuck in hell

victor: your not in hell because I'm jesus

yuri: I married that

me; anywho we got a dare

dear author chan

I dare chris to dress in old people clothing for a week(yes including the style of underwear.)

and you beautiful and one of the best writers in the whole world.  I love you and your so amazing and -

yurio: they didnt say that!

me: hey I'm reading between the lines.

chris: ok ok this is not a big deal I just have to dress like the stripers in the 1950s and-

phichit: hahaha nononono you get to wear grandpa clothes meaning you got look like an old person, we're not travling back in time.

chris: fine..

* few hours later*

me: HELLO EVERYONE AND THIS IS YOU HOST AUTHOR-CHAN AND WE'RE  HERE TO TALK ABOUT THE FASHION SHOW STARRING CHRIS!!

phichit: AND ALSO YOUR HOST PHICHIT, LET GO AND MEET THE JUDGES!!

otabek: why are you guys yelling?

me and phichit: TO GET OUR POINT ACROSS

me: go back in you seat otabek!! and be the judge.

phichit: anyway here are our judges here.. victor, yuri, yurio and.....

me: why is there a cat in that seat.

yurio: tiger felt tired and he likes fashion shows too.

me: but-

phichit: dont make a conflict about this.

me: fine, anyway are you ready judges!!

judges: YES!!

chris: BUT IM NOT!!

yurio: NO ONE CARES!

chris:* walk out in old man clothes*

me: as you can see judges these clothes are 100% cotton

phichit: and that boy is working it!! * SNAPS FINGERS*

chris:  * tears off hes clothes*

chris: FREEDOM!!

me: chris put your clothes back on!

PHICHIT: AUTHOR CHAN YOUR NEXT!!

me: I SWEAR TO GOD CHRIS PUT YOUR CLOTHES BACK ON

yurio: ILL HELP WITH AUTHOR CHAN HAIR

me: DEAR LORD NO!!

yuri and victor: victor you would look great in old man clothes

victor: YURI HOW DARE YOU CALL ME OLD

chris: WHERE A STRIPING POLE!