A/N: This was meant for tomorrow, but something came up and I won't be able to update tomorrow, so here's your Valentine's Day update. May your day be happier then mine will be.

Nightflyer: HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY!!!!

Joy: Wait. 

*Kelp and Pear appear*

Joy: *hugs Kelp*

Joy: NOW it's happy.

Nightflyer: I love this holiday.

Seashell: Why does that not surprise me?

Air: Because he's a total romantic.

*players appear*

Nightflyer: *pulls rope*

*flowers start raining down on everyone*

Kinkajou: Oh!

Moon: How pretty....

Glory: Who are you forcing to get married now?

Joy: No one.

Rainkeeper: Yet.

Air: IT'S VALENTINE'S DAY!!!

Seashell: And that means ALL MY SHIPS MUST SAIL.

Riptide: Uh, what does that mean?

Rainkeeper: Well usually it means we will stuff you all in boxes and mail you.

Air: But today it means you will all be sharing your DEEPEST DARKEST SECRET.

Seashell: Go.

Sunny: Three moons.

Clay: I'm a vegetarian.

Umber: I'm gay.

Carnelian: I'm dead.

All:...........

Joy: We....we meant the deepest secret of your RELATIONSHIP.

Players: OH.

Nightflyer: Let's try this again, shall we? Ripnami?

Tsunami: I am actually fluent in aquatic and just haven't said anything so that I can spend more time with Riptide.

Nightflyer: Neat. Starspeaker?

Fatespeaker: Oh, us now? Uh....

Starflight: We killed Ochre.

Nightflyer: WHAT!!!!

Joy :OH. MY. MOONS. I NOW LOVE YOU BOTH!!!

Nightflyer: What the hell...

Seashell: Glorybringer?

Glory:.....

Deathbringer:.........

Glory: We're secretly married and kill things for fun.

Deathbringer: *nods*

Rainkeeper: Okay, that first part is not a secret...

Joy: What the heck do you kill?

Glory: *covers Kinkajou's ears*

Deathbringer: Sloths. 

Glory: And then we blame it on a random Nightwing so that there'll be a fight.

Kelp: Nice.

Deathbringer: TELL NO ONE.

Air: Okay, Cleril?

Peril: Um, we are secretly scavengers in our spare time?

Nightflyer: Nope.

Clay: No, really.

Seashell: huh?

Peril: We're the Blues brothers.

Air:.............. Prove it.

Peril: *flips on sunglasses*

Clay: We got 106 miles to Chicago, a full tank a gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses.

Peril: Hit it.

Air: HOLY SHIT MY PARENTS ARE THE BLUES BROTHERS. 

Nightflyer: Air, calm down.

Air: THAT MAKES ME LOU MARINI.

Nightflyer: Oh great.

Air: *runs off to find a saxophone*

Rainkeeper: Okay then. Turtlejou?

Kinkajou: Anemone never actually enchanted my feelings.

Turtle: Wait WHAT!

Kinkajou: Why, what did you think it was?

Turtle: I thought it was our secret plot to kill Queen Coral!

Tsunami: WAIT WHAT?!!?!?

Riptide: HOLD THE PHONE!

Glory: KINKAJOU!

Kelp: YES! DO IT! KILL HER BEFORE I'M BORN!!!!

Seashell: KELP!

Joy: *laughing*

Deathbringer: I feel very offended that you didn't come to me for assassination advice. 

Turtle: Couldn't risk you telling Glory.

Deathbringer: Are you kidding? I'd use her death as an excuse to guard her more closely!

Glory: Oh for the love of-

Tsunami: NO ONE IS KILLING CORAL.

Riptide: Awwwww

Tsunami: Shut up. 

Seashell: Qinterwatcher?

Moon: I'm the third wheel in the relationship.

Winter: Ironic, we know.

Qibli: We ould be like Destiel-

Air: *slams through wall*

Air: WHO THE FU-

Nightflyer: Air, remember what you promised me?

Air: *shuts up*

Air: *is slowly dying by not speaking about Destiel*

Qibli: -BUT neither of us want to give up Moon.

Rainkeeper: And that's everyone!

Glory: No it isn't.

Sunny: What about you hosts?

Carnelian: What about us single people?

Clay: Yea, let's here the host's deepest darkest relationship secrets.

Air:..........

Nightflyer:..........

Nightflyer: We've known about the scavenger world for years before anyone else did.

Air: We just used it for Supernatural, Minecraft, and Comic-con before this.

Pear: Rainkeeper murdered my father.

Rainkeeper: I murdered Pear's father.

Deathbringer: *drops to his knees*

Deathbringer: MY SON.

Glory: Oh moons....

Sunny: WHAT ABOUT JELP?!!?!?!

Kelp: Really?

Carnelian: Yea, let's be honest. It's the only one of your relationships we really care about.

Kinkajou: HEY! I am a loyal Airflyer shipper!

Kinkajou:.......... And Jelp too.

Joy: Alright fine.

Kelp: Our biggest relationship secret ever. Hmmmmmmmmm.

Joy: One time we beat the shit out of each other.

Tsunami: What?

Kelp: In the future, anyway.

Deathbringer:......... Explain please?

Joy: We got into a huge fight over something stupid and then punches got thrown...

Kelp: And we destroyed Glory's office.

Joy: I smashed him in the face with a chair.

Kelp: And I threw you out the window at one point.

Joy: But then it ended and we laughed about as the healers fixed us up.

All:................*mortified*

Tsunami:........ Wow.

Glory: I thought it was gonna be something much darker.

Riptide: Yea, like they murdered someone or something.

Joy: Oh, we do that too sometimes.

Kelp: But we didn't think that'd be much of a secret.

Peril: True, true.

Seashell: Now, go off and enjoy your Valentine's day with one another!

Air: There better be kissing!

Nightflyer: And flowers.

Air: Yes, that too-

Nightflyer: *dumps more flowers over everyone*