Joy: Happy Groundhog Day!

Air: Isn't that a movie?

Nightflyer: Yea, now let's never speak of it again.

*players appear*

Glory: What divine torture will we be forced to endure today?

Rainkeeper: Seven minutes in heaven.

Turtle: Again?

Seashell: *unveils wheel*

Seashell: With a wheel!

Carnelian: Again?

Joy: Well, this time, whosever name you land on gets to choose who you make out with.

Nightflyer: No incest allowed please.

Air: On another note.... DID YOU KNOW IT'S FEBUARY????

Nightflyer: February, darling. F-E-B-R-U-A-R-Y.

Air: Potato tamato. 

Moon: What's the big deal with that?

Air: IT'S THE ONE WITH WITH VALENTINES DAY!!!!

Rainkeeper: Air is a big fan of that particular holiday.

Nightflyer: It's a blessing and a curse.

Air: AND I'VE ALREADY PICKED OUT OUR SPECIAL VALENTINE'S DAY DARE!!! *squeals*

Seashell: How about we focus on the CURRENT dare. Clay, spin the wheel.

Clay: *spins*

*wheel lands on Rainkeeper*

Rainkeeper: Hmmmmm..... Let's make this fun. Ruby.

*Ruby appears*

Peril: Glory, your son is going to die today.

Glory: That's okay.

Deathbringer: We can make another one look just like him

Glory: *smacks Deathbringer*

Sunny: Mine turn to spin! *spins*

*wheel lands on Turtle*

Turtle:........ Fin.

Sunny: Who's that?

Turtle: The eldest dragonet of Queen Coral and Gill, AKA Tsunami's older brother. 

Tsunami: Oh F*** OFF.

Joy: Aw, swearing's bleeped again?

Rainkeeper: Think of it as a bright side. Now we can say the elder swear.

Joy:.....True.

Glory: *spins wheel*

*wheel lands on Riptide*

Glory: ONE AWAY? DAMMIT!

Riptide: Relax, I'll be kind. Deathbringer.

Kinkajou: YES! *points at Riptide* NEW FAVORITE PERSON. COMPLETELY GLAD YOU ARE MARRIED INTO THE SAME FAMILY AS ME IN THE FUTURE. HIGH FIVE.

Riptide: *high faves Kinkajou*

Deathbringer: I owe you one.

Riptide: Yea ya do.

Tsunami: *spins wheel*

*wheel lands on Umber*

Umber: *smiles evilly* My brother Reed.

*Reed appears*

Tsunami: *groans in disgust*

Clay: Ew.

Starflight: *spins wheel* 

*wheel lands on Tsunami*

Tsunami:......Hm.

Tsunami: Let's go with..... Viper.

*Viper appears*

Starflight: WHAT! WHY?!!?!?

Fatespeaker: Because she has a death wish. *growls*

Starflight: TSUNAMI!!!! I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS!?!?!

Tsunami: Eh.

Peril: *spins wheel*

*wheel lands on Seashell*

Seashell: YES!!! I choose...... Ignis.

All: Who?

Clay: *glares deadly* I suggest you change that.

Peril: He's a bit of a sore spot....

Seashell: Nope! Besides, he's the only one you can make out with without killing someone!

Clay: *growls*

Peril: Don't worry Clay, I'll makeout with you afterwards.

Riptide: *spins*

*wheel lands on Sunny*

Sunny: TSUNAMI!

Rainkeeper: She already has someone.

Sunny: TOO BAD.

Rainkeeper: You have to pick someone el-

Sunny: *slams Rainkeeper at a wall*

Sunny: Don't. Sink. My. SHIP. 

Rainkeeper: *gulps*

Joy: *claps talons like a teacher* Ripnami it is!

Riptide: Yessss.

Fatespeaker: *spins*

*wheel lands on Clay*

Clay: A cow.

Fatespeaker: What the.....That doesn't count!

 Nightflyer: Hold on a sec, let me check. *pulls out Truth or Dare constitution*

Nightflyer:......Actually, it does count.

Fatespeaker: WHAT!

Nightflyer: Because Air added in a sentence in crayon on the side signifying that cows are people too and have rights, it is legal for you to make out with a cow.

Clay: YES!* hugs Air*

Fatespeaker:...... Can I forbid you to dare her, or should I wait until you're actually born?

Nightflyer: Neither.

Moon: *spins wheel*

*wheel lands on Peril*

Peril: Qibli.

Winter: WHAT! WHY???

Peril: Because I hate you.

Winter: I hate you more.

Peril: That's literally not possible.

Seashell: I should've had you two make out instead....

Winter/Peril: *screams at thought*

Kinkajou: *spins wheel*

*wheel lands on Winter*

Winter:........... Coconut.

Turtle: WHAT!

Kinkajou: *screams* 

Kinkajou :YOU ***** HOW  COULD YOU?!!?!?!?

Winter: Cause I don't like you much.

Turtle: BUT EVERYONE LOVES TURTLJOU!!!

Kinkajou: YOU JACKA**!!!!

Turtle: *spins in anger*

*wheel lands on Moon*

Moon: Kinkajou, BECAUSE SOMEONE IS TOO MEAN.

Turtle: Thank you Moon.

Carnelian: *spins*

*wheel lands on Joy*

Joy: Pike.

Carnelian: WHAT?!!? WHY?!?!?!?

Joy:.......*shrugs*

Umber: *spins*

*wheel lands on Air*

Air: Winter.

Winter: WHAT!

Umber: On what reasoning?

Air:..... I mean you're both obviously gay so....

Air: Go be dragon Destiel. 

Nightflyer: Somehow I think Qibli and Winter would work better for that.

Air: I think this relationship could turn out beautifully. 

All: *goes into closets*

*7 minutes later*

Peril: *dry heaving*

Clay: *shudders*

Sunny: *is highly confused*

Tsunami: *gags* 

Tsunami: *kisses Riptide and calms*

Starflight: *drenches himself in holy water*

Fatespeaker: *frantically scrubbing off the taste of a cow kiss*

Kinkajou: *disturbed*

Kinkajou: *kisses Turtle*

Kinkajou: *resumes normal insanity*

Carnelian: *is very pissed off*

Qibli: *grins*

Glory: I don't see why they're all freaking out.

Deathbringer: This dare is perfectly normal.

Umber:......Moon.

Moon: Yea?

Umber: I'm so stealing both of them from you.

Moon:.......... Qinterbli?

Umber: Hell yea.

Winter:......Nope, still prefer Moon and Qibli.

Qibli: KNEW IT!

Rainkeeper: Ah, all's well that ends well.

Joy: Happy Groundhog Day!

Air: Isn't that a movie?

Nightflyer: Yea, now let's never speak of it again.

Nightflyer:.......Wait a sec-

  Glory: What divine torture will we be forced to endure today?  

Rainkeeper: Seven minutes in heaven.

Nightflyer:....... SHIT.